FF:QLD Killer Ewok's lightsabre dueling arena.

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  1. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    I was wondering if anyone would care to have a spar . . .

    <Killer Ewok ignites his topaz blade, and attempts to look menacing - which is harder than it sounds, when you're three foot tall, and look like a giant teddy bear.>
  2. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    <whips out whacking stick, ready for a fray> Um, it's deadlier than it looks....No really it is.
  3. Ghost_of_Caesar Jedi Master

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  4. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    I don't know, he seems to be frothing at the mouth.
  5. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    <Killer Ewok advances on Grieyls, who is looking the most deadly with his whacking stick, and brings his fiery yellow blade to the en garde position, with a faint vrrmmm sound>

    "Yub, yub!"
  6. MrNeech Jedi Master

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    Mr Neech ignites his electric razor...prepare to be shaved my little teddy bear. I want to see if your really Warwick Davis. I'm going to beat you up for all those silly Leprachaun movies!!!
  7. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    No! He's mine. <pounces on Killer Ewok>
  8. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    <Confronted by two adversaries, Killer Ewok presses another button, activating . . . an electric toothbrush? He shrugs>

    "I thought it might come in handy . . . it came with the power pack. It was on sale."

    <He prepares to fend off the attack>
  9. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    <Misjudges the distance, and promptly falls flat on face> Ouch! That's going to leave a mark.
  10. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    Taking advantage of the momentary lapse, Killer Ewok strikes down with his toothbrush. He is surprised when his opponant rises - he thought these lightsabres were supposed to do a little bit more than that . . .
  11. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Aha! Now I have you!
  12. sith star Jedi Master

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    and as if out of thin air sith star appears and ignites is blood red saber and kicks all the lowly creatures off the little fur ball helps him up and kicks him back down just for the fun of it and calls out to mr neech hurry up with that shaver will ya
  13. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    Killer Ewok bites Sith Stars hand, and scampers off into the corner to work out what he did wrong with his lightsabre.
  14. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Well thanks! Taking away my chance to kick some but. Guess I'll have to beat you to a pulp now. Prepare thy self for combat you son of a hamster.
  15. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    Hamster? Well, really. Your father smelt of Elderberries! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you son of a silly person!
  16. kahli Jedi Grand Master

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    yadda yadda yadda your father was an animal food trough wiper yadda yadda yadda.
  17. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    <Thumps you both on the head>
  18. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    "Owwww! That hurt you a-hole!"

    <Attacks Grieyls with his toothbrush>
  19. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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  20. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah, that'll learn ya. Hang on, I think I just worked this lightsabre thingy out!"

    <He turns the device around, so that the blade faces Grieyls, and lashes out with it. Unfortunately, he misses, and takes out a piece of the furniture.>

    "Nope, I was wrong."
  21. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    <cowers on the floor>
  22. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    Drags out his black whacking brolly and promptly defends Grieyls from Killer Ewok and says "I shall bring order to the Galaxy:)"

    Idealistic aren't I, pascifst to the end:) lol

  23. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    Realising that he has no idea how his weapon works, Killer Ewok casts it aside, and attacks Jedi Paul with a large rock, "Yub, yub!"
  24. Grieyls FanForce Chapter Rep

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    <quickly gets out of the way, leaving Paul on his own>
  25. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    Uses the force to manouvere the rock out of Killer Ewok's paws and smashes it to smithereens on the ground and laughs at the psychopatic pathetic Ewok and says you r no match for JediPaul lol:):D;)
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