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FF:QLD Killer Ewok's lightsabre dueling arena.

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Killer Ewok, Feb 5, 2001.

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  1. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    <thumps Paul on the head with whacking stick> And let that be a lesson to ya.
     
  2. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sep 23, 1999
    Killer Ewok bites Jedi Pauls ankle, and then proceeds to whack him with a tree branch.
     
  3. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    <starts to poke Paul in the stomach>
     
  4. MrNeech

    MrNeech Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Damn, I finally found the batteries to my razor. Oooohhh, the corpse of Jedi Paul! Time for a shave and a proper burial I say. Oh the hell with it. A shave will do me. Doo Dee Doo!
     
  5. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Killer Ewok sees the razor, and cowers in fear. He has seen what that does to other ewoks. No-one likes a bald ewok.
     
  6. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    Hee hee!
     
  7. imzadi

    imzadi Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 19, 2000
    What in the world?
     
  8. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    I was wondering that myself.
     
  9. JEDIPAULAW

    JEDIPAULAW Jedi Knight star 5

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    Dec 7, 2000
    Can never be killed, what appears to be his corpse leaps up, removes the razor from Mr Neech, children shouldn't have such dangerous weaponry and walks over to Grieyls and grabs his whacking stick and whacks him to teach him a lesson not to use his whacking stick on people too much
     
  10. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    That's not my whacking stick, I have it right here. <Holds up whacking stick for all to see>
     
  11. MrNeech

    MrNeech Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Children!?! Why I oughta....
    I'd bet yours haven't even dropped yet! Now gimme my razor back you vile little troll!
     
  12. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sep 23, 1999
    "I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming to my dueling arena. Now die!"

    <sets upon them all with a broken chair leg and ferocity that only an enraged ewok can muster>
     
  13. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    Oh crap, now we are in for it. <prepare's to defend self>
     
  14. imzadi

    imzadi Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 19, 2000
    Aww, doesn't he look cu... ahhh!

    Hey! What did I ever do to you?
     
  15. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    <Parry, block, parry, sidestep, parry, parry, block, perry> Hey! How did he get in here?
     
  16. MrNeech

    MrNeech Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Yikes!
    I am SO outta here!
     
  17. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    Dec 2, 2000
    Help, I'm being possesd.

     
  18. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sorry Imzadi, got a little carried away. But if you're gonna hang around, you'd better arm yourself. You might be able to work out how my lightsabre functions, though I think it's broken. Anyways, back to work.

    <Whacks Grieyls with his chair leg>
     
  19. imzadi

    imzadi Jedi Master star 4

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    *stands off to the side as the others fight, studying Killer Ewok's lightsabre*

    Hmm... let's see here.
     
  20. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ouch! Will you quit that, I'm trying to be possed here.
     
  21. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sep 23, 1999
    Yes, well, you're not doing a very good job, are you?

    <whack!>
     
  22. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    Dec 2, 2000
    OUCH! Can't a guy get some peace while he is being possed around here. I mean really!
     
  23. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sep 23, 1999
    Hey Grieyls, have you noticed how no-one else is fighting anymore? I mean, even you are only in this half-heartedly, what with your being possessed and all. How awfully dissapointing.
     
  24. MrNeech

    MrNeech Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000
    I just can't bring myself to beat dumb little animals. I'm sorry but the RSPCA might be watching.
     
  25. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    Dec 2, 2000
    You want some bashing to happen, then so be it. <starts to throw self against wall>
     
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