Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Killer Ewok, Feb 5, 2001.
<thumps Paul on the head with whacking stick> And let that be a lesson to ya.
Killer Ewok bites Jedi Pauls ankle, and then proceeds to whack him with a tree branch.
<starts to poke Paul in the stomach>
Damn, I finally found the batteries to my razor. Oooohhh, the corpse of Jedi Paul! Time for a shave and a proper burial I say. Oh the hell with it. A shave will do me. Doo Dee Doo!
Killer Ewok sees the razor, and cowers in fear. He has seen what that does to other ewoks. No-one likes a bald ewok.
What in the world?
I was wondering that myself.
Can never be killed, what appears to be his corpse leaps up, removes the razor from Mr Neech, children shouldn't have such dangerous weaponry and walks over to Grieyls and grabs his whacking stick and whacks him to teach him a lesson not to use his whacking stick on people too much
That's not my whacking stick, I have it right here. <Holds up whacking stick for all to see>
Children!?! Why I oughta....
I'd bet yours haven't even dropped yet! Now gimme my razor back you vile little troll!
"I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming to my dueling arena. Now die!"
<sets upon them all with a broken chair leg and ferocity that only an enraged ewok can muster>
Oh crap, now we are in for it. <prepare's to defend self>
Aww, doesn't he look cu... ahhh!
Hey! What did I ever do to you?
<Parry, block, parry, sidestep, parry, parry, block, perry> Hey! How did he get in here?
I am SO outta here!
Help, I'm being possesd.
Sorry Imzadi, got a little carried away. But if you're gonna hang around, you'd better arm yourself. You might be able to work out how my lightsabre functions, though I think it's broken. Anyways, back to work.
<Whacks Grieyls with his chair leg>
*stands off to the side as the others fight, studying Killer Ewok's lightsabre*
Hmm... let's see here.
Ouch! Will you quit that, I'm trying to be possed here.
Yes, well, you're not doing a very good job, are you?
OUCH! Can't a guy get some peace while he is being possed around here. I mean really!
Hey Grieyls, have you noticed how no-one else is fighting anymore? I mean, even you are only in this half-heartedly, what with your being possessed and all. How awfully dissapointing.
I just can't bring myself to beat dumb little animals. I'm sorry but the RSPCA might be watching.
You want some bashing to happen, then so be it. <starts to throw self against wall>