Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Killer Ewok, Jun 12, 2001.
I shall personally oversee the proceedings.
Note to self: invade NZ at earliest possible convienience . . .
You'll be waiting a while.
New Zealand is far too defendable to invade, Killer Ewok. Why do you think that the mightest Force wielding Group (SWNZ Fanclub) uses it for a headquarters? Its a long way for a wee Ewok to swim!
ewoks can swim? I thought they'd be sending them over on little gliders... *tsk*
i agree what is going on with the ewoks or are you going to bundle them into the cargo hold and hope they dont freeze
they won't freeze, we'll encase them in carbonite first.
Then ship them off to the chatams as pets for the locals.
But the great me- JP will be leading the invasion force you have no chance lol I shall put my Management education to good use
Prepare to live under the rule of the mighty JP!
If you strike us down we will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
. . . or you'll just be plain dead. Either way, we'll all have a lotta fun!
But seriously, can you just imagine it:
It a foggy morning in NZ, cold, and still. A lone figure stands there, looking at the horizon. Suddenly, over the chill morning breeze, drifts the vibrant tones of music (you all know what I'm talking about - the one they use in the helicopter attack in "Apocolypse Now"). And there, over the horizon, screaming "yub, yub" at the tops of their lungs are twelve squadrons of ewoks in hang-gliders, bearing large rocks and electric toothbrushes. The lone figure's expression changes, to one of surprise, and then fear. He races back to the town, yelling:
"The ewoks are coming! The ewoks are coming!"
He feels a shadow pass over him, and looks up - up into the red glowing eyes of the great Ewok Chieftan, Killer Ewok! The hang-glider swoops, and then there is darkness.
"Yub, yub, Kiwi's."
Nah, I can't picture that but I can picture a dripping wet Ewok using a blowdrier on himself and turning into a big ball of fluff.
Are you a fluffy Ewok KE?
That's a very personal question!
Even so, we would still like an answer.
Only if you hand over to me the keys to you're country, with all due ceremony.
We dont have keys we have a secret password.
Rember its 1,2,3,4,5
No that was last weeks one. Your not a spy for the opposition are you Ace?
I most certianly not I just dont get told things down in the cold south.
I know y K.E. wont tell us if he is fluffy or not because he has no hair.
Close, but not the whole nacho.
Those jedi powers of mine r getting better by the minute.