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FF:NZ Killer Ewok's NZ Thread.

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Killer Ewok, Jun 12, 2001.

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  1. SWNZ

    SWNZ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000
    I shall personally oversee the proceedings. [face_devil]
     
  2. Humble extra

    Humble extra Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Jun 12, 1999
    looks good
     
  3. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Note to self: invade NZ at earliest possible convienience . . .
     
  4. SWNZ

    SWNZ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You'll be waiting a while.
     
  5. Obi-Jace

    Obi-Jace Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 20, 2001
    New Zealand is far too defendable to invade, Killer Ewok. Why do you think that the mightest Force wielding Group (SWNZ Fanclub) uses it for a headquarters? Its a long way for a wee Ewok to swim!
     
  6. Chansplace

    Chansplace Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 2, 2001
    ewoks can swim? I thought they'd be sending them over on little gliders... *tsk*
     
  7. Pigalek

    Pigalek Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 23, 2001
    i agree what is going on with the ewoks or are you going to bundle them into the cargo hold and hope they dont freeze
     
  8. Chansplace

    Chansplace Jedi Padawan star 4

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    they won't freeze, we'll encase them in carbonite first.
     
  9. SWNZ

    SWNZ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Then ship them off to the chatams as pets for the locals.
     
  10. JEDIPAULAW

    JEDIPAULAW Jedi Knight star 5

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    Dec 7, 2000
    But the great me- JP will be leading the invasion force :D you have no chance :D lol I shall put my Management education to good use :D :p

    Prepare to live under the rule of the mighty JP!
     
  11. Norrad_Roff

    Norrad_Roff Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 26, 2001
    If you strike us down we will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
     
  12. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sep 23, 1999
    . . . or you'll just be plain dead. Either way, we'll all have a lotta fun! ;)

    But seriously, can you just imagine it:

    It a foggy morning in NZ, cold, and still. A lone figure stands there, looking at the horizon. Suddenly, over the chill morning breeze, drifts the vibrant tones of music (you all know what I'm talking about - the one they use in the helicopter attack in "Apocolypse Now"). And there, over the horizon, screaming "yub, yub" at the tops of their lungs are twelve squadrons of ewoks in hang-gliders, bearing large rocks and electric toothbrushes. The lone figure's expression changes, to one of surprise, and then fear. He races back to the town, yelling:

    "The ewoks are coming! The ewoks are coming!"

    He feels a shadow pass over him, and looks up - up into the red glowing eyes of the great Ewok Chieftan, Killer Ewok! The hang-glider swoops, and then there is darkness.
     
  13. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    [image=http://www.geocities.com/killer_ewok013/killer2.jpg]

    "Yub, yub, Kiwi's."

     
  14. Obi-Jace

    Obi-Jace Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 20, 2001
    Nah, I can't picture that but I can picture a dripping wet Ewok using a blowdrier on himself and turning into a big ball of fluff.
    Are you a fluffy Ewok KE?
     
  15. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    That's a very personal question!
     
  16. SWNZ

    SWNZ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Even so, we would still like an answer.
     
  17. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Only if you hand over to me the keys to you're country, with all due ceremony.
     
  18. ACERIMMERROCKS

    ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 25, 2001
    We dont have keys we have a secret password.
     
  19. Chansplace

    Chansplace Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 2, 2001
  20. ACERIMMERROCKS

    ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 25, 2001
    Rember its 1,2,3,4,5
     
  21. Obi-Jace

    Obi-Jace Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 20, 2001
    No that was last weeks one. Your not a spy for the opposition are you Ace?
     
  22. ACERIMMERROCKS

    ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 25, 2001
    I most certianly not I just dont get told things down in the cold south.

    I know y K.E. wont tell us if he is fluffy or not because he has no hair.
     
  23. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sep 23, 1999
    Close, but not the whole nacho.
     
  24. Humble extra

    Humble extra Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Jun 12, 1999
  25. ACERIMMERROCKS

    ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 25, 2001
    Those jedi powers of mine r getting better by the minute.
     
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