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FF:NZ Killer Ewok's NZ Thread.

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Killer Ewok, Jun 12, 2001.

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  1. SWNZ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    I shall personally oversee the proceedings. [face_devil]
  2. Humble extra Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 12, 1999
    star 5
  3. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 23, 1999
    star 5
    Note to self: invade NZ at earliest possible convienience . . .
  4. SWNZ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    You'll be waiting a while.
  5. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2001
    star 3
    New Zealand is far too defendable to invade, Killer Ewok. Why do you think that the mightest Force wielding Group (SWNZ Fanclub) uses it for a headquarters? Its a long way for a wee Ewok to swim!
  6. Chansplace Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 2, 2001
    star 4
    ewoks can swim? I thought they'd be sending them over on little gliders... *tsk*
  7. Pigalek Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 5
    i agree what is going on with the ewoks or are you going to bundle them into the cargo hold and hope they dont freeze
  8. Chansplace Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 2, 2001
    star 4
    they won't freeze, we'll encase them in carbonite first.
  9. SWNZ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    Then ship them off to the chatams as pets for the locals.
  10. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 7, 2000
    star 5
    But the great me- JP will be leading the invasion force :D you have no chance :D lol I shall put my Management education to good use :D :p

    Prepare to live under the rule of the mighty JP!
  11. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2001
    star 4
    If you strike us down we will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
  12. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 23, 1999
    star 5
    . . . or you'll just be plain dead. Either way, we'll all have a lotta fun! ;)

    But seriously, can you just imagine it:

    It a foggy morning in NZ, cold, and still. A lone figure stands there, looking at the horizon. Suddenly, over the chill morning breeze, drifts the vibrant tones of music (you all know what I'm talking about - the one they use in the helicopter attack in "Apocolypse Now"). And there, over the horizon, screaming "yub, yub" at the tops of their lungs are twelve squadrons of ewoks in hang-gliders, bearing large rocks and electric toothbrushes. The lone figure's expression changes, to one of surprise, and then fear. He races back to the town, yelling:

    "The ewoks are coming! The ewoks are coming!"

    He feels a shadow pass over him, and looks up - up into the red glowing eyes of the great Ewok Chieftan, Killer Ewok! The hang-glider swoops, and then there is darkness.
  13. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 23, 1999
    star 5
    [image=http://www.geocities.com/killer_ewok013/killer2.jpg]

    "Yub, yub, Kiwi's."

  14. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2001
    star 3
    Nah, I can't picture that but I can picture a dripping wet Ewok using a blowdrier on himself and turning into a big ball of fluff.
    Are you a fluffy Ewok KE?
  15. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 23, 1999
    star 5
    That's a very personal question!
  16. SWNZ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    Even so, we would still like an answer.
  17. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 23, 1999
    star 5
    Only if you hand over to me the keys to you're country, with all due ceremony.
  18. ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2001
    star 4
    We dont have keys we have a secret password.
  19. Chansplace Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 2, 2001
    star 4
  20. ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2001
    star 4
  21. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2001
    star 3
    No that was last weeks one. Your not a spy for the opposition are you Ace?
  22. ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2001
    star 4
    I most certianly not I just dont get told things down in the cold south.

    I know y K.E. wont tell us if he is fluffy or not because he has no hair.
  23. Killer Ewok Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 23, 1999
    star 5
    Close, but not the whole nacho.
  24. Humble extra Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 12, 1999
    star 5
  25. ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2001
    star 4
    Those jedi powers of mine r getting better by the minute.
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