FF:QLD Killer's Kantina

KGB for me or something Vodka whatever you got.

 

<puts some water in a shot glass, and hands it to SWNZ>

Watch out, that stuff's pretty powerful!

 

Yeah, I had one of those and... Woe!

 

You been sneaking shots of my "Gud Stuff" behind my back?

 

No, in front of you. I was sneaking them in plain site all this while

 

Well, so long as that's the case . . .

 

enough with the water shot, lets get on to some real shooters , who's up for a b52

 

I think I've got an F-111 hanging around here somewhere . . .

<starts searching around below the bar>

 

Can I have a Harrier, if it's no trouble that is.

 

Sorry, I think I lent that to someone last week.

Ah! Here we are!

<a deafening roar fills the room, as an F-111 elevates through the floor, causing much damage in its wake. Smiles broadly.>

There you go!

 

Hmmpff, show off!

 

Yes, well, that was a little extravagant.

<pulls the REAL alcohol from under the bar>

Shot comp!

 

Now your talking!

 

So, who's to be our first contestants?

 

*waves hands in the air* pick me, pick me !!!

 

What do you mean, I've been waiting all day for this, so bring them on buddy!

 

You really think you can handle it, Grieyls?

<looks sceptical>

 

Of course I'm sure, I'm ready for anything.

 

ok, how about grieyls and me have a shooter contest , i think i could drink him under the table

 

<puts first two shot glasses out>

Let the contest begin! Place your bets right here!

 

*sculls first shooter *
Grieyls ?

 

<places a twenty on the table, picking up the next shooter.... Pauses.... Then downs it in quick motion> Acckkk! Phew, that stuff is strong.

 

<pours out the next two, and carefully swipes the money from the bar>

You going to put any money out?

 

Yeah I did, why do you a....... Hey!!!