Kitten! How many boyfs have you had?

I have had two very seriose girlfriends.

Their names were Elizabeth And Arden.


-JR

 

Dude, I've had 3 boyfriends and I'm way younger than you. For shame.

 

I know.
I am rubbish.


-JR

 

You are rubbish. AND THAT'S ALL YOU EVER WILL BE!!!!!! *runs from room in tears*

 

**Follows SLG into next room**

**Gently rubs SLG's arm and talks about how coarse and irritating sand is**


-JR

 

I've only had one. Plenty of time left for me though.

 

i've had two before my current bf. none of them lasted for then a month. which i am glad for because i could have my current bf!

 

Did they have funny names?


-JR

 

no.

 

Just your average sorta names?


-JR

 

yea. they werent special.

 

What about the first one? Normal name?


-JR

 

yea. i dont really remember his name

 

You can't remember his name?
Are you SURE?


-JR

 

i think i remember

 

You only think so?


-JR

 

well i remember what his name was

 

Do you think he'd care if you posted it here?


-JR

 

nah. his name was josh.

 

You are a star, Kitten!


-JR