So NV Klarc has moved on

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by KlarcDarkstar, Jun 17, 2002.

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  1. KlarcDarkstar Jedi Knight

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    May 21, 2002
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    Klarc Darkstar is no more... And so it goes that a new name is in order. Instead of making a specific character name because it will eventuall end, like Lars or KLarc, I have decided to make a name that can apply for all games to come.. and in keeping in darkstar tradition, I welcome DarthDarkstar... I hope you find this funny Acthar since you and I were the ones who came up with him... Klarc says goodnight

    DARKSTAR
  2. DarthDarkstar Jedi Master

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    Jun 17, 2002
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    Now DarthDarkstar is here... And I shall be more powerful than ever!!! And this guy doesn't like Nsync, cause hes evil and stuff...

    DARKSTAR
  3. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    Welcome, DarthDarkstar!

    Being that Talon has transcended to Blue Haze status, I will remain Talon Wolfe, as I am technically still lurking in the ethereal realm...
  4. Moka Jedi Master

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    May 16, 2002
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    Yeah right "Darth" Darkstar we all know that you sit alone in your regeneration chamber bobbin' your head back and forth and waving your hand around saying, "ain't no lie, baby bye, bye, bye!"

    P.S.
    as you are dancing around a hypodermic needle flies out of nowhere and sticks into your calf.
  5. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    You should be DarthTimberlake
  6. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    I am as surprised as I am saddened that you guys know this much about boy bands. truly a sad day indeed. and just because darthy boy here likes to dance in coreographed scenes to his favourite band, doesn't mean we should make fun of him. It means we MUST make fun of him. hahahahaahahahahahahhahaha!!!11!1!!1 woot.
  7. DarthDarkstar Jedi Master

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    Jun 17, 2002
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    See what you have started Talon... And Moka, Im not quoting any of the songs...
  8. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    THE RETURN OF DARKSTAR
    (or how Klarc became Darth)

    (Klarc was heard singing this to himself as he was trying on different black capes and gloves at the Gap)

    You might been hurt, Klarc
    That ain?t no lie
    You?ve seen characters come and go, oh
    I remember the GM told me
    That it made me believe that
    With Wound Points I wouldn't die
    Maybe that?s why

    Every little roll I do
    Never seems enough for you
    I don?t wanna spend Force Points again
    But I?m not like them
    GM when you finally
    Get to level somebody
    Guess what?
    It?s gonna be me

    You?ve got no choice, Klarc
    But to go dark, and you know
    There ain?t no time to waste
    Cause they're all too weak to see
    But in the end, you know it?s gonna be me
    The players won?t deny
    They'll be askin' me why

    Every little roll I do
    Is gonna be enough for you
    I'm not gonna lose it again
    Cause I?m not like them
    GM when you finally
    Get to level somebody
    (Somebody)
    Guess what?
    It?s gonna be me


    (and then Klarc rang out his purchase, and stormed out... the witness thought he saw a tear in his eye...)
  9. JonnyFlamehead Jedi Knight

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    May 30, 2002
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    HA HA HA HA!! you guys kill me! What about Big Willy???
  10. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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    By the way, Klarc was singing that song up there to the tune of InSync's 'It's Gonna Be Me'


    At least, that's what I heard.
  11. DarthDarkstar Jedi Master

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    Jun 17, 2002
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    Talon that was the funniest thing I have ever read.. Sad but funny...
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