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Really? I'll take a glass please.

 

For those of you who think I'm a jerk, tonight you would be correct. I am a soda jerk. *puts on old-fashioned diner garb and punches buttons on the state-of-the-art machine; slides vanilla Sprite down to Hekate*

 

Thanks.

*takes a sip.*

That is tasty.

 

But not as tasty as this...*swipes Canadian honey whiskey*...or this...*swipes Kahlúa*...or this. *swipes mojito and plays eenie-meanie-miney-mo with all three behind the bar* There's gotta be an easier way to decide...

 

You could try all three at once...

 

Yuk! No! No suicide drinks with alcohol. It will totally destroy the flavor. XP
Besides...bursting into flames is not on my to-do list.

 

But Kaleesh seeing you burst into flames is what i live for!

 

Then I definitely will avoid doing that and, by extension, rob you of a reason to go on living.

 

LOL. Oh Kaleesh, hope you're doing good this morning.

 

*reacts to Jedi scouts lurking about the perimeter*

 

Dagobahsystem
Don't shoot them! Convert them! *hands you a box of "join the dark side" pamphlets*

Adirondackjedi27
I'm doing well. Finally getting to the end of this stubborn upper respiratory issue I've been wrestling with, I think. How are you?

 

Indoctrinate yourself.
Presume to instruct me at your own peril.

*shoots a Jedi spy dead between the eyes*

 

Ten points!

 

All right, fine. Just don't shoot them all. Leave at least one still living. My...other pet is in need of a new chew toy.

Spoiler

 

Crush and expose the Jedi's beliefs for what they are a false ideology.

This will be more painful than death.

@dagohbahsystem

You can wound then... not fatal shots


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*understands and obeys Lord Draconis' instructions*

 

Your respect for Yoda is admirable. I would disagree with you, unless I misunderstood you regarding your analysis him being a "weak" duelist.

Yoda's skill with a lightsaber was at the top of the order. While there could be considered many "swordmasters" greater in technique Yoda clearly was near the top orders most formidable saber wielders.

Would you care to clarify?

 

Is this thread dead, or just mostly dead?

 

*checks thread for a pulse* Nah. It's not flatlined yet.

 

He's gone into some kind of damn cardiac arrest!
Come on! Come on!
*beats thread on the chest repeatedly*

 

What are you apprentices doing to promote it?

Is there not a task to bring in new people.

No one has asked me for an additional open task?

Would you like me to hold all your hands too?

 

Oh mighty headmaster. Please give us an open task.
*bows low*

 

You're a feisty little peon. But you'll soon learn your place.

The headmaster requires you to clean the dungeons, after your orientation session is completed, of course.

 

Join the Sith they said. They had chocolate they said....

*tries to drag a mop and pail assembly to the dungeons.*

*looks around*.

Help! Someone please point me to the dungeons!