Pittsburgh, PA Knock Knock

Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by greencat336, Aug 31, 2009.

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  1. greencat336 Jedi Knight

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  2. del Jedi Youngling

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  3. greencat336 Jedi Knight

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  4. Rebojazz Jedi Youngling

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  5. greencat336 Jedi Knight

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    Doris locked, that's why I knocked.



    [face_laugh] You're turn.
  6. del Jedi Youngling

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    So this guy walks into a bar. What's the guy behind him do?
  7. greencat336 Jedi Knight

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    [image=http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/duck800.jpg]
  8. BobaChris12 NE RSA & North Ridge VP

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    Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
  9. greencat336 Jedi Knight

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    A baa-bershop.



    What do you call an ant who skips school?
  10. SuperChill Jedi Knight

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    A truant. Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
  11. greencat336 Jedi Knight

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    Because it was before the light bulb had been invented? :confused:

    (let me know if I'm right, then I'll post a riddle)
  12. CernStormrunner Jedi Master

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    A baby seal walks into a club.

    A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks why the long face. Horse says his alcoholism is destroying his family.

    Why didn't the Jedi run the vacuum I'm the corners?
  13. CernStormrunner Jedi Master

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    ...because attachments are forbidden.


    did i kill the thread?
  14. greencat336 Jedi Knight

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    lol on Jedi riddle. No, I just hadn't noticed anyone added new jokes.

    If you drop a yellow hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
  15. RustedNoodle Jedi Youngling

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  16. greencat336 Jedi Knight

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    If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, it will become wet. :D
  17. RustedNoodle Jedi Youngling

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    what did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
  18. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

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    These are awesome, and I'm stealing them.
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