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Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by greencat336, Aug 31, 2009.

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  1. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Knock, Knock.
     
  2. del

    del Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Who's there?
     
  3. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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  4. Rebojazz

    Rebojazz Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Doris who?
     
  5. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Doris locked, that's why I knocked.



    [face_laugh] You're turn.
     
  6. del

    del Jedi Youngling star 1

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    So this guy walks into a bar. What's the guy behind him do?
     
  7. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    [image=http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/duck800.jpg]
     
  8. BobaChris12

    BobaChris12 NE RSA & North Ridge VP star 9 Manager

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    Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
     
  9. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    A baa-bershop.



    What do you call an ant who skips school?
     
  10. SuperChill

    SuperChill Jedi Knight star 3

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    A truant. Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
     
  11. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Because it was before the light bulb had been invented? :confused:

    (let me know if I'm right, then I'll post a riddle)
     
  12. CernStormrunner

    CernStormrunner Jedi Master star 4

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    A baby seal walks into a club.

    A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks why the long face. Horse says his alcoholism is destroying his family.

    Why didn't the Jedi run the vacuum I'm the corners?
     
  13. CernStormrunner

    CernStormrunner Jedi Master star 4

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    ...because attachments are forbidden.


    did i kill the thread?
     
  14. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    lol on Jedi riddle. No, I just hadn't noticed anyone added new jokes.

    If you drop a yellow hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
     
  15. RustedNoodle

    RustedNoodle Jedi Youngling

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    an orange hat?
     
  16. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, it will become wet. :D
     
  17. RustedNoodle

    RustedNoodle Jedi Youngling

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    what did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
     
  18. Quixotic-Sith

    Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    These are awesome, and I'm stealing them.
     
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