Knock Knock

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  1. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    Knock, Knock.
    greencat336, Aug 31, 2009 at 1:56 PM
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  2. del Jedi Knight

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    Who's there?
    del, Aug 31, 2009 at 3:58 PM
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  3. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    Doris.
    greencat336, Aug 31, 2009 at 8:24 PM
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  4. Rebojazz Jedi Knight

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    Doris who?
    Rebojazz, Aug 31, 2009 at 9:26 PM
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  5. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    Doris locked, that's why I knocked.



    [face_laugh] You're turn.
    greencat336, Sep 1, 2009 at 6:42 PM
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  6. del Jedi Knight

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    So this guy walks into a bar. What's the guy behind him do?
    del, Sep 2, 2009 at 4:22 PM
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  7. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/duck800.jpg]
    greencat336, Sep 2, 2009 at 4:40 PM
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  8. BobaChris12 NE RSA & Buffalo, NY CR

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    Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
    BobaChris12, Sep 3, 2009 at 7:17 AM
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  9. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    A baa-bershop.



    What do you call an ant who skips school?
    greencat336, Sep 4, 2009 at 1:13 PM
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  10. SuperChill Jedi Knight

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    A truant. Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
    SuperChill, Sep 5, 2009 at 12:03 PM
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  11. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    Because it was before the light bulb had been invented? :confused:

    (let me know if I'm right, then I'll post a riddle)
    greencat336, Sep 6, 2009 at 7:53 AM
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  12. CernStormrunner Jedi Master

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    A baby seal walks into a club.

    A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks why the long face. Horse says his alcoholism is destroying his family.

    Why didn't the Jedi run the vacuum I'm the corners?
    CernStormrunner, Sep 8, 2009 at 12:14 PM
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  13. CernStormrunner Jedi Master

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    ...because attachments are forbidden.


    did i kill the thread?
    CernStormrunner, Oct 5, 2009 at 3:16 PM
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  14. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    lol on Jedi riddle. No, I just hadn't noticed anyone added new jokes.

    If you drop a yellow hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
    greencat336, Oct 6, 2009 at 1:53 PM
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  15. RustedNoodle Jedi Padawan

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    an orange hat?
    RustedNoodle, Oct 13, 2009 at 2:11 PM
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  16. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, it will become wet. :D
    greencat336, Oct 13, 2009 at 2:36 PM
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  17. RustedNoodle Jedi Padawan

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    what did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
    RustedNoodle, Oct 13, 2009 at 2:45 PM
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  18. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

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    These are awesome, and I'm stealing them.
    Quixotic-Sith, Oct 14, 2009 at 10:45 AM
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