Discussion in 'Pittsburgh, PA' started by greencat336, Aug 31, 2009.
Doris locked, that's why I knocked.
So this guy walks into a bar. What's the guy behind him do?
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant. Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because it was before the light bulb had been invented?
(let me know if I'm right, then I'll post a riddle)
A baby seal walks into a club.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks why the long face. Horse says his alcoholism is destroying his family.
Why didn't the Jedi run the vacuum I'm the corners?
...because attachments are forbidden.
did i kill the thread?
lol on Jedi riddle. No, I just hadn't noticed anyone added new jokes.
If you drop a yellow hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
an orange hat?
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, it will become wet.
what did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
These are awesome, and I'm stealing them.