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Discussion in 'Croatia' started by Cobranaconda, Oct 6, 2005.

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  1. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Where can Black Wine and Frog's Blood (Forgotten the names... again :p ) be found?
     
  2. Darthana

    Darthana Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Frog Blood is cool, though not easy to find. I tried it a few times, it is delicious. But you can find black wine anywhere.
     
  3. Deciple_of_Malak

    Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master star 4

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    I don't like wine. I prefer beer.
     
  4. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Guinness > All Other Beer :p
     
  5. Jedi_Caesar

    Jedi_Caesar Jedi Master star 4

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    Ozujsko above all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![face_dancing]
     
  6. Amon_Amarth

    Amon_Amarth Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    We have a jukebox here, right? *puts some Korpiklaani*
    :p

    ?UJA :p
     
  7. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    From evening to morning
    and morning to evening
    I wanna drink
    something stronger than a man
    From evening to morning
    and morning to evening
    I wanna drink
    cause that's what I am
    Beer, beer
    I want beer
    from beer I get really drunk
    Beer, beer
    I need more beer
    so much I pass out
    For beer I'm working
    for beer I'm fighting
    for bee I'll do
    whatever I have to
    when drunk I'm talking
    when drunk I'm joking
    when drunk I can be as I've
    always wanted to be
     
  8. Raja_Io

    Raja_Io Jedi Master star 4

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    Just QFT :D
     
  9. Jedi_Caesar

    Jedi_Caesar Jedi Master star 4

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    Good one Cobra!!
     
  10. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Korpiklaani's, not mine :p
     
  11. Raja_Io

    Raja_Io Jedi Master star 4

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    I guess so. Too many rhymes.
     
  12. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I can rhyme when I want to, I just don't very often :p
     
  13. Jedi_Caesar

    Jedi_Caesar Jedi Master star 4

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    You just need the proper inspiration!
    =D=
     
  14. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Inspiration, well, I've written 8 sets of lyrics in the past 2 months. Not bad :p

    Out of them, two rhyme. :p
     
  15. Jedi_Caesar

    Jedi_Caesar Jedi Master star 4

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    Good score!
    =D= [face_alien_1] [face_whistling]
     
  16. Amon_Amarth

    Amon_Amarth Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Korpiklaani's Hunting song is also hilarious. :p Mushrooms!
    And speaking of things like alchohol and mushrooms ---> Finntroll's Ursvamp = Ancient mushroom. [face_laugh]
     
  17. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Metal comedy is good, but the masters are undoubtedly Satan's Penguins.

    Antartic Winterstorm

    Penguins
    Arise
    The day
    has come

    We will fly with the storm
    And attack with the lightning
    To extinct the human race
    Before they extinct everything else

    Sweeping across the countries
    Destroying all we see
    They don't deserve the gift of life
    Make room for the new race

    After desolating the face of the earth
    We will layour eggs in the still warm ashes
    And the fuzzy baby penguins
    Will have human corpses for their first meal

    Night of the Penguins

    Sunset in Gotham city
    The sky is red as blood
    A dark gloom reigns the town
    As if it knows what awaits

    Late at night
    A horde of creatures sneaks into town
    Armed with razorsharp beaks
    Certain that no one will get in their way

    Sensing death in the air
    Nobody even dares to go out
    Soon the penguins will find Batman's cave
    Proceeding with their cunning plan

    After emptying the batmobiles tyres
    They sneak back into the woods
    Leaving no trace to be found
    But a stench of death and decay

    The Return of the Undead Smurfs (Gargamels Revenge II)

    Out of the ashes
    Of the destroying (smurf) village
    One survivor rose
    That day he swore not to rest
    Until Gargamel was dead

    While walking through the woods
    A shadow emerged from behind the trees
    Together they returned to the ruins of the village

    The village was desolated
    Smashed to pieces and burned down
    The limbs of the poor smurfs
    Scattered all over the ground
    But their flesh was still warm

    Together they decided to perform
    The ancient smurf ritual of necromancy
    In order to invoke the fallen ones
    To create the army of undead smurfs

    Under the sign of the blue mark
    They marched towards Gargamels castle
    The old sorcerer did not know
    What horrible evil would strike upon him

    He was paralyzed by the horrifying sight
    When he saw the hideous army
    Bursting out from the midnight fog
    Crawling and trembling towards his home
    He tried to escape, but they ate his toes
    (took a bite of his ass, played golf with his balls)
    And feasted upon the rest of his dismembered body

    When it was down, they marched on
    To spread terror all over the world
    The superior race of rotten flesh
    Blue and white with blood on their hats

    Mutant Ninja Penguins (From Hell)

    Trained by the ultimate masters
    Possessing all the skills
    Nuclear radiation from hell
    Turned them into savage beasts

    Beaks of the sharpest steel
    Chainsaw blades instead of wings
    Fear their tremendous rage

    In the night they are running amok
    Staining their steel with blood
    Using the ancient arts
    And melting humans with nuclear farts

    There is no point praying to god
    Because he is already dead
    Buried deep in penguin ****
    Slowly turning to dust


    :p
     
  18. Deciple_of_Malak

    Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master star 4

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    Satan's penguins? That exists?
     
  19. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Hell yeah, great band :p

    \,,\
     
  20. Deciple_of_Malak

    Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master star 4

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    Okaaaaaay. But what teh heck do Smurfs have to do with penguins? Or with Satan?
     
  21. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Encyclopedia Metallum says:

    And obviously smurfs as well :p
     
  22. Jedi_Caesar

    Jedi_Caesar Jedi Master star 4

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    :eek: God makes funny people or bands in this case?:eek: [face_thinking]
     
  23. Amon_Amarth

    Amon_Amarth Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I've heard a lot of freaky songs and bands (including stuff like Moj pupak), but this one is teh sickest, lol.
     
  24. Jedi_Caesar

    Jedi_Caesar Jedi Master star 4

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    Me and my band wrote a song called "Zetovci u plinskim komorama".lol
     
  25. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Meh, I wrote one called: "My Vice is Sacrifice" :p
     
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