Kyle Katarn vs. Sgt. Slaughter

Doesn't Kyle's lightsaber give him an edge?
btw how does one insert pictures?

 

it does, but in Tales #21 Jan got his lightsaber for most of the fight and he still owns the 7 foot bio-tech killing machince

 

let me do one:

[image=http://members.tripod.com/janniewwf/kane/mask.jpg]
Kane

VS

[image=http://www.jedi-academy.com/film/darthmaul.jpg]
Darth Maul

VS

[image=http://www.theempire.org/images/sokar.jpg]

Sokar

 

This is the bestest thread I have read here in a long time.

 

Go Kane!

 

LORDeron_MAULer how is that Tripod picture supposed to beat Darth Maul and Sokar? Will it use it's jpg powers on them?

[image=http://www.angelfire.lycos.com/doc/images/rloadblock.jpg]

VS

[image=http://members.tripod.com/adm/interstitial/remote.jpg]

Who would win? My bet is on Anglefire. It has the power of fire for crying out loud.

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*Tripod = Beaten



*Homo sapien

I'll let you figure it out. Solo might bane me again PNWED.

 

MAH GAWD, DID YOU SEE THAT? KYLE KATARN, THAT NO GOOD ***********, HE TOOK THAT, HE TOOK THAT LIGHTSABER HANDLE OUT FROM UNDER THE RING! MAH GAWD, HE'S COMING UP BEHIND SLAUGHTER, SLAUGHTER TURN AROUND YOU FOOL! MAH GAWD KATARN DON'T DO IT! MAH GAWD HE ENERGY BEAM HAS BEEN IGNITED LOOK AT THE SADISTIC SMILE ON KATARN'S FACE, THAT IS TRUE EVIL MAH GAWD, FOLKS AT HOME I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING MAH CHIN WONT MOVE.

MAH GAWD HE DID IT, HE DID IT, HE DID IT, HE DID IT HE TOOK SLAUGHTERS ARM OFF IN ONE SWIFT MALEVOLENT STROKE, THE CARNAGE THE LOOKS ON SLAUGHTERS FACE!!!! WE HAVE NOT SEEN THIS KIND OF COLD BLOODED BRUTALITY IN WEEKS TUNE IN FOR PAY PER VIEW THIS SUNDAY, ONE ARMED SLAUGHTER VS KATARN IN THE EVENING GOWN OF THE CENTURY, PAY PER VIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT- watch the language

 

oh CARPS,,


hey i'm still learning how to post images

 

actually it looks fine on my computer...but not on another one....*sigh* d'oh

do any of these appear:

[image=http://www.centerstagewrestling.com/wrestlers/images/kane.gif]
[image=http://hoelle.spit.at/hpromis/6/1062207310.16226.jpg]
[image=http://www.wastedtime.iwarp.com/images/kane.jpg]
[image=http://www.volny.cz/rootshell/kane_mask.jpg]
[image=http://www.firelordsfortress.com/images/tall_kane_2.jpg]
[image=http://www.firelordsfortress.com/images/kane_new_mask.jpg]

 

I think Sithy must give up Lobot of the week, this week.

 

ME
[image=http://www.steveswrestling.com/misc/warrior.jpg]
ALIENACID
[image=http://www.chem.ucalgary.ca/groups/gshimizu/images/ultimate-warrior.jpg]

 

Why does he look like he is playing with himself?

 

You both look constipated.

[image=http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040222/nc7.jpg]
Perhaps some prunes might.

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Might what? Finish the sentence? Eat peaches? 42?


Mitabin?

 

I meant to say.

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"Rabid Balding Ewok, you make me sick.
If there was an enemies list, you'd be on mine."


:::*::(^^) :(^^) :::::::
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: *:.l##/(*)# (*)\\:::::
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::(___/#*#(XXX)/__) ::
::/000{{{{www}}}}\:: Ewoks Will Eat You!

 

HA HA

Dan, that JR stuff was brilliant. Too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.

 

one thing i must say abour jr is that if nothing else, he has a voice that is very long lasting in the memory...

i can still here him yelling form years ago....

"THE ROCK'S GOT SHANE McMAHON BY THE HAIR, HE'S THAT CLOSE TO BECOMINNG WWF CHAMPION!"

"ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTOM!"

"THE ROCK AND UNDERTAKER WANT THE WWF TITLE, BUT SO DOES THE BIG RED MACHINE!"

"AUSTIN HAS DESTROYED THE GAME!!!!"

ahh memories...

i wonder how he would comment on Kane vs Darth Maul vs Sokar in their tirpplie threat match?

 

UPPPPPP!!!