Kyp Durron: Endangering Fangirl Marriages Since 1994

Have to catch me first.

runs

Alas, I nearly forgot about this thread. I know...how could I?

Cute *watches as Kyp gets tangled in unbreakable rope* and don't think I didn't learn from the last time.

...oh, kriff. Just don't damage anything, all right?

promise but honestly stop running, I just want to talk.

All right, I'm not running. Now will you untie me?

unties Kyp.

Besides I'm too busy to run tonight. Trying to finish my sisters mittens and the clocks ticking.

So what did you want to talk about? I'm afraid I can't help you with the mittens.

Nah I'm good on that.

want to pull a prank on someone?

*enters, sits back and watches*

Depends who. If it's Mara Jade, no, I like my skin attached to me.

Did someone say 'pranks'?

nah not Mara,

Hmmmm how about Borksy, he drives me nuts

Borsk? He deserves a plasma bolt to the face.

Shows an electric shaver with orange and blue dye crawlers.

I always write about shaving and dying the fur on the bothan, never gets old

How about Kenth Hamner?

hmmmmmmmm is this because he was acting as Grandmaster at one point or is there another reason?

It's because he's a humorless prig, who thinks he can compensate for his lack of any other redeeming qualities by writing the rules on a six-foot pole and shoving it - *ahem*

Yes, let's just go with your explanation.

sounds like fun, but what kind of prank can we pull on him?

I suggest we find ourselves a good printer, and print out some volumes of new laws and rules. As contradictory as possible, of course. Either he'll work himself into a bewildered frenzy trying to obey them, or his head will explode.

love it

May the pink side of the Force be with you.

Not with what Hamner's been doing, no. I think I'm fine on this one.