L. Neil Smith = Playa' Hata'?

We all know that Lando Calrissian is known as a lady-killer. A playa', if you will.

So how come he can't get no play in his own series, L. Neil Smith's Lando Calrissian Adventures? I mean, that Bassi Vobah chick was the only female in the whole freakin' series, and she thinks Lando's a scrub, (until she gets her head blown off ).

So what's the deal? Han gets lots of honeys in both of his series. I mean, he got Bria Tharen, Xaverri, and Salla Zend in The Han Solo Trilogy, and Jessa, Fiolla, and Hasti in The Han Solo Adventures.

The only time we know Lando got down pre-A New Hope was in The Han Solo Trilogy with that Drea Renthal chick. And from what I understand, Lando was the Bith in that relationship, (Drea is a pirate captain, after all).

That's right, L. Neil Smith! I'm callin' you owt. Why you gots to go hatin' on my boi Lando?!!

Ahem...

Discuss.

 

Every body knows Vuffi Raa was his main squeeze in that series, .

 

Everybody knows Vuffi Raa was his main squeeze in that series.

I knew somebody would say that.

 

Well, we all know that noone paid attention to him without his mo', don't we?

 

Lando: I dunno' whatcha' heard about me/But ya' can't get a credit outta' me/No Corellian Corvette/No Whyren's Reserve/Cus' I'm a bantha' lovin' p.i.m.p.

Vuffi Raa: Yes, Master.

Lando: An' don't call me Master! It sounds freaky.

(A decicred to anyone who I.D.s the song. )

 

Whoa! Is everyone here that old/white?

 

"Well, we all know that noone paid attention to him without his mo', don't we?"

Okay, I pull this joke without end when someone says something like that:

Hey, I don't think Cecil Noone was very old when the Lando Adventures took place! And I doubt he got groovy with Mr. Calrissian. So, I dunno what you're talking 'bout.

 

50 cent - P.I.M.P

 

Dis da ghetto thread right chea!

 

50 cent - P.I.M.P

Ai-ight!

Dis da ghetto thread right chea!

Damn straight!

Side question:

What do you think should be Lando's real life anthem? I'm thinkin' "Money, Cash, Hoes" by DMX.

 

I think it should be "Still Fly" by Cash Money AKA Big Tymers.

 

"What do you think should be Lando's real life anthem?"

Did Colt 45 ever have a Jingle?

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"All Day and All of the Night" by the Kinks.

 

Colt 45 by Afroman

 

"The Gambler" - Ghetto Remix.