LA, CA lame movie quotes where nobody knows what you are talking about, or referring to

"It's got HUGE fangs!"

Okay, when's the viewing party?

 

I have the DVD but not the system. I will bring my DVD to someone's home for the party. Name the date and time.

"Greetings Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Zur and the Ko-Dan Armada." - I used to type this on all of the typewriters at Fedco. Okay, I admit it, I'm old.

 

Speaking of viewing parties.. I just bought Comic Book: The Movie with Mark Hamill (it's been talked about a lot on tf.n). I watched it last night. I give it a 2.5 out of 5. We can have a viewing party to watch it if anyone's interested.

 

I'd like to see it!

Helen

 

"Wair DEATH awaits yoo, weth large, nasty, pointy teeth!"

"Och! I tol' yoo, but ded yoo lesten, noooo." "It's just a rabbit, he says."

"We have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"

"...and lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade at thine enemy, and god shall smite him, in his mercy..."

"Three is the number thou shalt count. The number thou shalt count is three. Not four, not two (unless prceeding directly to three) and FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!"

"What is the airspeed/velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European?"
"What? I don't know that!"

And a quote from my favoritest Peter Jackson Gorefest film, Bad Taste: "Ah! Born again!"

and an unidentified one... "Russian... I've got to think in Russian!" If anyone knows that one I'll buy them a round of crispy shrimp balls [insert favorite Dim sum goodness here if you don't dig on the crispy balls] at Dim Sum.

 

"Some call me . . Tim"

I always liked "Come, D?Artagnan, we're saving the king!"

 

<Insert clopping sound made by two coconut halves beat together> My padawan loves doing that. "I want to sing..." We also have a friend named Patsy and I keep wanting to give her a couple of coconut halves.

 

"Russian... I've got to think in Russian!"

That's from Clint Eastwood's Firefox. Watch it every time it's on TV.

Crispy shrimp balls sound good.

Helen

 

Most impressive... Even "movie buffs" are often stuped by my bringing up the title, much less a line from the "dogfight". Well done! Crispy Shrimp Balls on me!

 

I've never seen "Firefox". Sorry. "Victory or Death" is something I frequently chant. Of course you have to have the proper (and I mean from the movie, I know how you guys think) arm motions.

 

Florida arose in the Questions... II thread, which reminded me of the absolute best line in the live-action version of Spawn: "D-E-D, dead, it's where old people go after Florida son!"

 

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"

It surprises me how many people, young & old, don't know where that's from.

 

Uh, Guns N Roses, Civil War?

Uh, Cool Hand Luke...

 

"Damn you to hell"

 

"Uh, sir, We've lost the bleeps the sweeps aaaannnd the creeps!"

"That's not all he's lost"

"Sir, It appears weve been... JAMMED!"

"Raspberry! only one man would DARE give me the raspberry! LONE STAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRR!"

 

"In fact, don't ever show that part again!"

 

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders?"

"Chicken?"

 

Where would Tina be today if she said 'Hit me again Ike, and this time rub some stank on it!'

Ahh I love that quote. I ordered a #7 at Jack in the Box and asked them to rub some stank on it. THey didn't think it was funny. At all.

 

[Han]I know that quote...[/Han]

[3PO]But your chances of recalling it at this time are approximately 3,270 to 1![/3PO]

Help a brotha out?

 

I think I recognize the "Space Balls" quotes but the others, I am not sure. It's been a long time since I saw that movie.

 

Wow amazing.. this has to be the only thread that has remained on topic for 3 pages. I have no idea where you guys come up with these quotes.

"If I'm not me, who the hell am I?"

 

Take Off Hoser, Eh!

 

Hey McFly, you Irish bug. (that kills me every time)

 

The Tina Turner line is from 'Liar Liar'
along with,

'My teacher says real beauty's on the inside'
'That's just something ugly people say'

 

I knew it was Jim Carrey, but couldn't place it.