FF:NZ Last two weeks..

of freedom for Mr. Darth_Graal, as he takes the plung and dives into Married life.

Yes Jedi, Padawan and Ewoks, in two weeks this and then this will be heard and life will start over as Mr. Graal leaves all the lovely Christchurch ladies begging and very jelous of Shells.

You'll have to wait for your Wedding Pressie from me, as due to ferry bookings and uni start times I am unable to make this wonderful day. I'm sure it will be perrrrfect, as you havn't spent much time on these boards lately. Probably due to planning and the making of the dress, eh Paul!

Hope these next couple of weeks go smoothly for the plans for the big day.


NB: No B*** and ***** jokes, or Paul's to-be wife will kill me.



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Mr Graal will join others such as jp-30 and Norrad_Roff in the "Married life on the Boards department".

 

Quick! someone think of a B*** and ***** joke!

 

Well yes only 2 weeks to go, can't say as I'm worried though. as for the ball and chain jokes........
As groucho marks once said "marriage isn't a word its a sentence"
Sorry you can't make it SFL at least our liquor budget has been greatly reduced due to your absence.

Hmmm.. might be time to start getting chans and enapie heading down the same track though.

 

Who's Groucho Marks? Not your organic friend...?




at least our liquor budget has been greatly reduced

 

> Who's Groucho Marks? Not your organic friend...?


I'd say Mr Marx would indeed be rather organic by now...

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some classic groucho marks quotes

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

 

Have you read his autobiography Groucho And Me? I liked it.

 

No, will have to look it up

 

Well the stags night has been and gone and a good time was had by all, and chansplace is the karaoke guy!

 

well, I guess thats better than "the Care Bear guy"

 

Not if you sang the Care Bear theme tune.



The Care Bear Virus - infecting topics everywhere!

 

Is it three more days or four?

 

Curse you Buzz! now I got the theme song stuck in my head...

 

That's because the infamous Care Bear Virus can even infect biological computers (ie. brains) too!

I can't actually remember that tune, I'll have to dig it out of my collection of TV theme tune WAV and MP3 files.

 

3 more days.....

 

[imperial_march] Dum dum dum. Dumda dum dumda dum [/imperial_march]

Once you start down the married path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

Congrats in advance. Hope the day goes well for you and Mrs Graal.

 

Hey Graal.

Perhaps your wish will coem true. Venison Souvlai?

I shot my first Sika. A 6 point Stag in velvet. Beautiful animal, great condition. Heaps of meat = heavy heavy pack to carry the 3 hour hike out. But I got all the meat out and am a very happy camper. Depending on how things go with consumation etc and then freezing and carting it south. I think I might have to allow you to "taste test" some prime venny.




//stoked//

I'll PM ya the story sometime this week. I'll text ya soon too to wish ya good luck on the day.

Talk to ya soon.

 

Well, it's 12:25am Feb 1st 2003.

Rang Mr. Graal this evening on his cell phone as he's been kicked out of the flat. He was watching TV and having a few quiets. Great way to settle those nerves I said for tomorrow.. errr today.

Well, I think a few cold ones are definitely on the menu if the weather is anything like yesterdays. Chans said it was 31 degrees at lunch time. Graal has to wear a full suit (vest and all). I know I'd be downing a few ICE COLD SPEIGHTS to quench the thirst!!!

Graal was quite comfortable with the nerves when I spoke to him (as I can quite well imagine). He said he even got a SW track slipped into the day. hehehe. However, no SW or LOTR Figures on the cake... which is fair enough. I know I probably wouldn't want anything quite that tacky at my wedding.

I know everything will run smoothly, but best wishes for today for you both.

Talk and see you and your almost wife in about 12 days.

 

Graal and company finsih their wedding dinner and the Cake is brought out:

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Graal sneaks up as silently as possible as he doesn't want anyone to see what he's about to do. Just before he dives in he looks around to make sure no on is watching:

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He sneaks up to the cake in total shock as he's never seen such a cake before and gets ready to dive in:

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Graal after eating the entire cake on his own:

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Have a great day!!!!!!

 

Congratulations Mr and Mrs Graal!

 

Indeed. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You've done well Paul, unless you got stuck into that cake *before* the vowels.

hehehe

j/k

Hope everything went perfectly on your important day. Hope the heat wasn't too bad. Jenna said it's been about 30* the last 4 days and today was no exception, so I hope Paul, you didn't pass out from the heat in your full suit (vest and all). I'm sure a few Speights sorted out the heat problems though.

Well done guys.

See you in about 11 days - or so

 

Well, thanks to Chans and the greatness that is the internet. I've seen a few pics from the day via e-mail.

Shells' dress looks (err looked) amazing and Paul's suit was rather spiffy and fetching.