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Lego mass murderer playset

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Darth_Poutine, Jul 1, 2002.

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  1. rsterling78

    rsterling78 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Too bad George Lucas didn't add a little more realism to the scene where Anakin jumped out of the "borrowed" speeder to catch up with Zam Wessel.

    Speeder Bludgeoned Anakin would have been a cool action figure.

    Fractured humerus. Broken teeth. Crushed pelvic girdle. Intracranial bleeding. Hell, Shmi is the picture of health by comparison.
     
  2. Lord_Hydronium

    Lord_Hydronium Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Assassination Target Corde! With real Dying Action! Just lay her out in the middle of the floor, and ignore her! It's what everyone in the movies does!

    Cut to shot of kids playing.

    First Kid: I failed you. Erk. (drops Corde on the ground)
    Second Kid: Let's go play with the Palpatine's office playset, with real Political Machinating Action!
    First Kid: Yeah!
    (they grab the Flight Suit Padme (with real Mourning Action) and Captain Typho action figures and run out of the room)
    (a dog comes by, sniffs Corde, picks her up, and carries her off)
    (the kids come back)
    First Kid: Hey, what happened to Corde?
    Second Kid: Who's Corde?
    First Kid: I don't know, the name just came to mind. No one important, I bet.

    You can have this much fun too! So get your Corde action figure today!

    (Naboo Royal Cruiser with real Frickin' Awesome Exploding Action sold separately)
     
  3. Vindaxxus

    Vindaxxus Jedi Master star 4

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    This needs to be up for all to see
     
  4. Patrick Russell

    Patrick Russell Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOFL!!!!!!

    (Man, don't tell me THIS town ain't got no heart!) ;)
     
  5. Yodaminch

    Yodaminch Force Ghost star 6

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    and for possible ep3 sets kids will love

    jar jar's death with bruises and bloody robes

    padme's death with mourning anakin

    anakin vs obi duel with battle damaged anakin. that's right he is missing part of his right arm, lots of his chest and part of his leg.

    the birth of the twin's with padme having a screaming face.

    mace's death details withheld

    death of jedi with laughing palpatine
     
  6. darth_pooh

    darth_pooh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Actually, "Birthing Padme" will be the new doll. I wonder how kids will like Padme with a round belly?
     
  7. Lord_Hydronium

    Lord_Hydronium Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What is this doing on the third page? Get to the top, you! Now! Hey, don't backtalk me!
     
  8. rsterling78

    rsterling78 Jedi Knight star 5

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    For Episode III, I want to see a C-Section Padme using Taun-taun "open belly rescue" technology.

    ANNOUNCER: Obi-Wan? No, we need OB/GYN! Looks like Padme has cephalo-pelvic disproportion. Well, we all knew Leia had a big head, didn't we? Looks like the medical droid will need to use the Force...of a laser scalpel, that is, to open up that uterus and save this pregnancy!
     
  9. BYOB_Kenobi

    BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Master star 5

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    Just wait 'til you guys see the Jedi Holocaust playset! [face_devil]
     
  10. Luke_Clone

    Luke_Clone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    rsterling

    Ughhhh that last post was too much even for me. :p
     
  11. DrEvazan

    DrEvazan Jedi Youngling star 4

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    funny... UP!
     
  12. BKP

    BKP Jedi Youngling star 1

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    well lets not forget kids, kit fisto with detachable head and tenticals! and the death star blow up kits, you to can destroy planets and then blow up too!
     
  13. rsterling78

    rsterling78 Jedi Knight star 5

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    rsterling

    Ughhhh that last post was too much even for me.



    Sorry, Luke_Clone. The line between wacky and tacky is a thin one. Didn't mean to cross it. :(


     
  14. Luke_Clone

    Luke_Clone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Sorry, Luke_Clone. The line between wacky and tacky is a thin one. Didn't mean to cross it."

    No problem Rsterling... I've loved most of your toy parodies. :)
     
  15. TheVioletBurns

    TheVioletBurns Jedi Master star 4

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    [image=http://rockonetime.homestead.com/files/daycare.gif]

    Sorry, this all was reminding me of that picture. :p
     
  16. BKP

    BKP Jedi Youngling star 1

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    i love that picture, could you imagine a day care on the death star? ha, that would be too funny! the toys would be, " how to kill a rebel in 2 steps"
     
  17. Jedi_Suzuran

    Jedi_Suzuran Jedi Knight star 5

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    LMAO, day care in the death star! [face_laugh]
    They probably have pop up books called:
    "My friend the Emperor"
    "Palpatine's Fairy Tales"
    "The Adventures of TK 886: Our Stormtrooper Friend"
    "Goodnight, Emperor" or
    "Goodnight, Rebellion"
    and "Pat the Moffs" ;)
    As well as Tie-Fighter Logs.
    :) :)
     
  18. TokyoXtreme

    TokyoXtreme Jedi Master star 4

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    (hold on)
     
  19. TokyoXtreme

    TokyoXtreme Jedi Master star 4

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    It looks like I've found some prototype Lego sets for Episode III. I assume this is what the early Lord Vader will look like? It's interesting how the box reflects the popular motif from The Phantom Menace.

    [image=http://www.malfunkt.com/images/TPM.jpg]


    And I suppose this is Vader with his version of "royal guards"? Interesting indeed. The birth of the Empire!

    [image=http://www.malfunkt.com/images/Vader.jpg]



     
  20. Lembas_Junkie

    Lembas_Junkie Jedi Youngling star 1

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  21. BIG_BEN

    BIG_BEN Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Who is that supposed to be, Darth Conductor? Darth Captain? Darth Skullhead Boneyhands?
     
  22. Lord_Hydronium

    Lord_Hydronium Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Up, I say, up with ye!
     
  23. TokyoXtreme

    TokyoXtreme Jedi Master star 4

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    It kind of looks like Sebastian Shaw's white face at the end of ROTJ, eh?
     
  24. Darklord71

    Darklord71 Jedi Youngling

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    Great Thread - UP!
     
  25. ElfStar

    ElfStar Jedi Padawan star 4

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