Lego mass murderer playset

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Darth_Poutine, Jul 1, 2002.

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  1. professor_klump Jedi Youngling

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    But Dukky , you said she was your sister, no matter how much my hormones rage, they don't rage for my sister.

    Edit: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
    Edit 2: "Today topic, Guys That Have Raging Hormones for their Stripper Sisters, please welcome Evil_Dukky to our show."
  2. EviL_DukKY Jedi Knight

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    May 15, 2002
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    Gah! So now am I not only the forum NAZI, but I'm also the FORUM REDNECK! God damnit...

    I never thought about doing her or anything...It's not like I want to make my sister my girlfriend or have an incest family or anything, jeezy chreezy ew...

    So now I'm the forum Redneck Nazi Freak.
  3. Grilled-Sarlacc Former Head Admin

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    Do you live in West Virginia? 8-}
  4. professor_klump Jedi Youngling

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  5. EviL_DukKY Jedi Knight

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    New Jersey...

    They do happen to call New Jersey people "hicks"...
  6. Darth_Poutine Jedi Master

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    EviL_DukKY Redneck Nazi Freak with Stripper Sister Action Figure Duo-Pack.

    Available FREE for a limited time only with the purchase of a six-pack of beer.

  7. EviL_DukKY Jedi Knight

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    Sold in limited supply at the nearest Spencer Gifts...
  8. Grilled-Sarlacc Former Head Admin

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    [face_laugh] @ Darth_Poutine

    Sure, I'd buy one!
  9. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    A most refreshing thread. *inhales the fresh air from this thread*
  10. EviL_DukKY Jedi Knight

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    These companies can make some really horrible toys...

    I can just see McFarlane Toys making a "Tusken Massacre Playset" with as much detail as possible...
  11. Luke_Clone Jedi Master

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    "I can just see McFarlane Toys making a "Tusken Massacre Playset" with as much detail as possible..."

    Ick. Yeah I could see that too. If they made a Jango Fett action figure (with detachable head) there would be blood all over the place even though Jango's "offing" was relatively clean.
  12. EviL_DukKY Jedi Knight

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    LoL! But than again, making the Ponda Baba amputation from ANH would be a McFarlane Toys WET DREAM!

    They'd actually have plastic blood sticking out of the shoulder of Ponda Baba and the arm on the ground would have a LAKE of blood...
  13. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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  14. EviL_DukKY Jedi Knight

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    We should be thanking all kinds of gods McFarlane Toys doesn't have the rights to make Star Wars toys... Can anyone recall the Tortured Souls figures??? Or possibly the Movie Maniacs ones?

    *wants the Alien and Predator Boxed Set so bad...*
  15. duanage Jedi Knight

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    I fondly remember the Movie Maniacs line, DukKY. Movie buffs love the detail on those figures... for all accounts and purposes, they should be able to make an Episode III Anakin/Vader Movie Maniacs figure, assuming that Anakin/Vader has a large hand in the chaos in Episode III...

    but let's face it, Lego (TM) will beat these guys to the punch.
  16. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    shmi skywalker.... WITH REMOVABLE SKIN to reveal scratches
  17. EviL_DukKY Jedi Knight

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    My god, they have a decapitatable C3PO/Battle Droid set...

    Don't tell me the Deluxe Anakin that comes with the Geonosian has "Geonosian Splitting In Half Action!"...
  18. Jedi_Suzuran Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL, Geonosian splitting action. :)
    I just wonder when they're gonna come out with the "Hack the acklay to bits" complete with Choppin' Obi figure.
  19. EviL_DukKY Jedi Knight

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    LoL! The Acklay that's already out should have removable body parts...

    Better yet, Crash Dummy-style droids and Tuskens!
  20. Darth_Moleman Jedi Master

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    -Destructable Naboo starship with Corde figure!
    Works only once use under VERY CLOSE adult supervision.

    -Oaksteve with TPM hater banning action!
  21. darth_pooh Jedi Master

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    Darn, and I had to use Duplo's when I was playing mass murderer! :eek:
  22. rsterling78 Jedi Grand Master

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    How about the Naboo "security" action figure? I think the clear plastic blister where the action figure should go should just be empty. And the word "security" should be in quotation marks.

    Checking the Senator's spacecraft for explosives? Guarding her bedchamber while an assassin droid just flies right up to the huge plate glass window? This action figure is just like the real Naboo security team: nonexistent.
  23. Darth_Poutine Jedi Master

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    ****Palpatine has a lightsaber - PROOF****

    The Lego "Final Duel" set #7200, which includes Palpatine and Vader, comes with 2 lightsabers. One ignited red (Vader's) and another unignited one.
    [image=http://www.galacticbrick.com/pics/finalduel1.jpg]

    But that doesn't mean anything. It could be Luke's saber. For proof that it is not we have to look here:

    [image=http://www.galacticbrick.com/pics/finalduel2.jpg]

    That's right, Lego set #7201 includes a stormtrooper, Luke and an Imperial officer holding... Luke's saber!

    Meaning if you buy both sets you get a total of 3 lightsabers, which is proof that the Emperor does indeed have a lightsaber.

    And it's canon because it's approved by Lucasfilm.

    Lego isn't giving away all the secrets though: Palpatine's lightsaber isn't "ignited" so we still don't know whether it will be a regular red sword, a flame sword, black sword or paisley sword.

    8-}
  24. Luke_Clone Jedi Master

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    "How about the Naboo "security" action figure? I think the clear plastic blister where the action figure should go should just be empty. And the word "security" should be in quotation marks."

    LOL :D
  25. Jedi_Suzuran Jedi Grand Master

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    May 22, 2002
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    Come on, guys, let's all ask the toy companies to give us the Choppin' Obi figure, complete with "Rumpled Mullet Action(TM)"
    I want one so bad!!!!!!
    ;)
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