Oceania Let the betting begin......Who will win the war between NSW and VIC?

While we're quoting what is argueably the best computer RPG of the last decade (although personally I'd argue that either Icewind Dale or Planescape: Torment was better)....

"Those who bury the living must be buried by our righteous fury! Woe betide those who would flout justice! So says Minsc, though 'betide' was Boo's word."

"I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!"

"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! RRAAARGHH!"

(and for those not in the know, Boo is a Miniature Giant Space Hamster, who look much like an ordinary hamster.)

And there are some great ones from Cespenar (an imp) in Throne of Bhaal:

"A shower curtain? Oh..is only a cloak. Nasty pattern that."

"Only one glove? What is you, rock star?"

 

My favrite Minsc line:

"Let us not stand around all day, before Boo bite us 'all' in hard to reach places?"

 

Well well well,

As can be expected there is a great deal of TALK about this infamous 'war between NSW and VIC' but as is common in us Australians NOTHING or NOBODY has actually DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT! because, a)we're lazy buggers and b) we've not a clue as to where to start!

Quite a SILLY idea when you actually think about it, for what the bloody hell does one do in a WAR on this scale...so, despite the fact that i and others are incredibly excited about this upcoming war, which in all respects is great, what exactly are the procedures for this spectacular event? where do you start? Is it really, really abusive, offence stuff that earns a roar of laughter? Is it just that? Abuse? Sounds great!

But on a more serious note, as that wonderful woman from the land of Oldies, Queer-ies and Racists would say (ie Queensland, see how you like that!), "Please Explain?"

 

Of course we're lazy. Who wants to actually work? ?

 

*walks in polish's trophy and walks out again*

 

*walks in, polishes rugby seeking missile, walks out*

How do u like that NSW?

 

Why did Sithleia walking Polishes Trophy?
And why did he/she/it need walking in?

 

and what trophy? NSW won something? [face_shocked]

 

NSW have not won, indeed the RP has just begun

The thread is here
Enjoy!