Provo Let the Sock Puppet Theatre Commence!

I hereby pronounce the Sock Puppet Theatre to be open. This theatre will be open from today, July 17, until Wednesday, July 24. At the conclusion of our theatre, we will have a contest to see who can match up the most socks to their correct owners.

Here's the rules, kids. Know them and love them.

1. Each board member may have one and only one sock representative. I don't want it to get too weird for those schizophrenics who may be among us.

2. This thread is subject to all the same rules and regs as any other thread. If you have questions on whether or not something is appropriate, please read theforce.net's terms of service.

3. Feel free to post your little sock hearts out. We'll lock the thread in a week, at which time we'll determine who was who. I'll be participating also, but may come in my blue colors if anything goes awry. Not that I expect it to, of course. You guys are simply fabulous!

ED: Hope you all had fun!!! Locking it now. OW

 

Hooray! Sock time! I just love socks...I'm wearing some right now!

 

You know when I was in ballet we'd wear socks.

 

Hi, my name's CaillaTheChosenOne. I'm addicted to sock puppets, and- Oh, wait. This isn't FF Annonymous . . .



Fun this will be, yeeessss . . .

 

You guys have silly socknames. Why can't you just be named after a cool, refreshing beverage?

 

Let it never be said that there aren't really weird people in Utah. OkeyDokey. Now that we have this really nice theater, why don't we put on a play or something?

 

I'll play you!

Nya!





Well, I guess hitting you doesn't work in this medium....

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night....


Oh wait, I'm delicious! and nutricious!

 

My statistics show that 90% of the people who are Star Wars fans are really big nerds... luckily, all of us fall into that 10% of moderrately cool.

 

i'm the dark lord of the socks! I will kill you all!

 

Flurb, here to play in the theater. Who's the blue name up top?

 

So, what do we do now?

 

flurb, I will kill you with the force!

*sends pure dark force power!*

 

my statistics show that 100% of the people who say they are a dark lord of the sith are actually delluded insignificant beings who fit into the 90% in the afore mentioned statistic.

 

You have no influence with the Dark Side of the Force, BiggestFan. Instead you have found the dark side of the pudding, which is always chocolate.

Yum.

 

My statistics show that only half of pudding is dark. Note: the other half in light.

 

What about butterscotch? Is it someone who uses the left side of the Force?

 

I'm so horribly confused...do you suppose this should be the chance to say all the things we were afraid to say about ourselves when we had our public identities? Like, when I was five, I stole a cookie from the cookie jar (to go with my Jawa Juice, of course)!

Perhaps we should all be required to answer some questions that won't give away our identities, but that might, in the end, lead to some interesting guesses.

Such as, what is everyone's favorite color lightsaber?
I'll have to go for green, myself.

 

blast!
foiled again!

*throws pudding at Black Death and Flurb*

eat tapioca!

 

My statistic show that if you don't refer to me by "The Black Death" I won't respond... this was your first and only warning.


My statistic show that silver is the best lightsaber color, the statistics also show that it is my favorate lightsaber color.

 

i like the pink lightsabers. ithink they are pretty.

 

Green!


With chocolate chips!

 

i like red lightsabers, for they are the color of lightsaber that I use, because i am a sith lord.

 

Oh my... PLEASE NO MORE statistics!!!.....

I can't take it anymore. i just can't... Oh my head my poor sock head.

 

My statistics show that I don't care about your poor little sock head.