Provo Let the Sock Puppet Theatre Commence!

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by navaren, Jul 17, 2002.

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  1. Spoon Jedi Padawan

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    uh....excuse me mr."the black death" but didn't you say that you weren't going to respond to anyone who did not refer to you as "the black death"? this is too confusing i think i will go and eat some pudding. maybe even some jello pudding. that sounds good. and what better use for a spoon.
  2. The_Black_Death Jedi Knight

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    Jul 16, 2002
    May statistics show that that is only if They refer to me using only part of my full name.

    My statistics show that I am quite pleased that you included Mr. while addressing me, it was a nice change of pace.
  3. The_Black_Death Jedi Knight

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    My statistics show that I can bend spoons with my mind.
  4. annoying_Band-Aid Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 14, 2002
    There are dirty spoons in my sink.
  5. JawaJuice Jedi Padawan

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    And MY statistics show that we should all throw green jello squares at this Dude of Death...

    (Throws green jello square)

    *SPLAT!*

    (Eats green jello square)

    Yummmm...anyone want some? They're lightsaber-shaped!
  6. StarWarsBiggestFan Jedi Padawan

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    i hereby throw RED lightsaber shaped jello at The Black Death, in order to kill him or her before they become too powerful.
  7. flurb Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 18, 2002
    What is it with Jello and Utahns? For that matter, is Jello part of the Force? Does it bind us all together?

    And can my jello be fixed with pineapple?
  8. tatianiedelicious Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 18, 2002
    Don't care do you?


    JELL-O you ask and throw and eat do you? hrmmm... how embarrasing, How embarrassing.

    people we need a story here.


    Once upon a time in a little galaxy far, far away lived a mutanted boy with hopes of someday becoming like his father, who was in fact EVIL and did not have a light or dark side, because NO side would ever take his Father.
    So he wanted to make up his own side and call it.... (now the rest is for the other posters to finish this story with brilliance and intelligence and of course ENTERTAINMENT... shew, go now and post:))
  9. annoying_Band-Aid Jedi Padawan

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    He's now part of the FRUITY side. :D
  10. The_Black_Death Jedi Knight

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    My statistics show that Fruity sides do not involve Jello, seeing as Jello is actually made from animal products such as horse and cow hooves, artificial flavoring, and water.

    My statistics also show that the large concentration of Jello consumption in the Utah area can only be influenced by the Dark Side. :)
  11. StarWarsBiggestFan Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 16, 2002
    the JIGGLY side of the force is what I believe you are searching for.

    I also believe that The Black Death's statistics will confirm that.
  12. JawaJuice Jedi Padawan

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    I think lots of people in Utah ought to be classified under the "fruity" section, whether they eat jello or not.

    And now to reval a tantalizing clue as to who I am:
    I've eaten fried crickets before, when I was nine.
    I don't think that would go well with jello, though.
    Anyone else eat anything strange?
  13. annoying_Band-Aid Jedi Padawan

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    I've had Rabbit stew, tastes a lot like chicken. :D
  14. JawaJuice Jedi Padawan

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    Why don't eggs taste like, chicken, eh?
  15. Nid_Pibbit Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 17, 2002
    Cause they taste like eggs.


    For that matter, why don't alot of things taste like chicken? I guess the Matrix is a hoax or something.

    And I jumped off a building for nothing.
  16. ILIKEMYCAT Jedi Padawan

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    My cat loves chicken. prrrr
  17. flurb Jedi Padawan

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    I've heard dogs are just like chicken.
  18. The_Black_Death Jedi Knight

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    My statistics show that 99% of people who confuse dogs with chickens have repressed their childhood and are in need of serious pyschological help.

    My statistics also confirm the existence of a Jiggly Side.

  19. Spoon Jedi Padawan

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    the jiggly side is the woobbly side. does anybody really know what chicken tastes like? maybe it was made to taste like rabbit, and all the other things that taste alike, and we just got it confused.
  20. StarWarsBiggestFan Jedi Padawan

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    its official! the jiggly side exists!

    now I have created an army of mega-jello-sith-bots to destroy order in the galaxy and proclaim me as the ultimate ruler of the universe. now, please submit to my rule.

    oh and I also made lots of ships, and you guys better join the jiggly side, or I'll put carrot gratings in your jello, and take over your insignificant planet.
  21. The_Black_Death Jedi Knight

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    My statistics show that the giggly side, although a side of the force, has no real power. As a matter of fact, Jell-O in general just plain sucks.
  22. Nid_Pibbit Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 17, 2002
    Especially with carrot shavings.





    Bah. I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing right now. This has nothing to do with sock puppet theater, but I need to vent.
  23. JawaJuice Jedi Padawan

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    Wait, is it the Jiggly side, or the Giggly side?

    "Gettin' Jiggly with it (nanah nah nah nananah, nanah nah nah nanah!) Gettin' Jiggly with it"

    Hmmm...maybe Will Smith should join the Star Wars crew...he'd make a nice Gungan methinks.

  24. JawaJuice Jedi Padawan

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    And what exactly ARE we supposed to do in sock puppet theatre...I don't recall a detailed explanation, eh?
  25. CaillaTheChosenOne Jedi Padawan

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    Jello EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    No, on second thought, that's Spam.
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