Let us praise God

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by DantheJedi, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Oh Lord, ooh you are so big,
    So absolutely huge.

    Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
    Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying,
    and barefaced flattery.

    But You are so strong and, well, just so super.

    Amen.

    And now for a hymn....

    Oh Lord, please don't burn us
    Don't grill or toast your flock
    Don't put us on the barbecue
    Or simmer us in stock
    Don't braise or bake or boil us
    Or stir-fry us in a wok
    Oh please don't lightly poach us
    Or baste us with hot fat
    Don't fricassee or roast us
    Or boil us in a vat
    And please don't stick thy servants Lord
    In a Rotiss-o-mat
  2. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    [image=http://images.uesp.net/2/22/OB-Window-Akatosh.jpg]

    Glory to Akatosh, and the Nine Divines.
  3. DarthTunick SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    Organized religion (OF ANY KIND) is the greatest scam ever achieved in human history.


    Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
  4. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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  5. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Some fourth post indicating a lack of general awareness of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
  6. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    All I want to do
    all I want to do
    all I want to do is praise Him.

    Who do I want to praise?
    Who do I want to praise?
    Who do I want to praise?
    Ggggooohhhhhhhdddd
  7. darth_gersh Force Ghost

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    God is great, so pass me the chocolate cake.
  8. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Are you kidding? You can't count on God for jack. He practically told me so himself!
  9. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Do you think what i did was right?

    "Right" and "wrong" are just words. What matters is what you do.

    Yeah, I know. That's why I asked if what I did was right.
  10. Alpha-Red Force Ghost

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  11. Darth_Gamek Jedi Grand Master

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  12. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    This.
  13. DarthTunick SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    And I know what would follow that on your list. :p


    Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
  14. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Well, God can't be everything for everybody. [face_not_talking]
  15. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    [image=http://bigbaddie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/foley_is_god.jpg]
  16. slimybug Force Ghost

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    How does this not count as trolling? I mean seriously? We can't say a curse word on these boards but we can make entire threads offending people's entire ways of life? Mods help me if I made a thread about any number of other politically incorrect cultures, but this crap? Fiiiiiiiine.

    Slimy!
  17. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    At least ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of ***** jokes.

    EDIT: Just realized I can't say that.
  18. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    I was trying to start a Monty Python's The Meaning of Life quote thread, not start a debate about religion.

    Some people.....
  19. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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  20. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Can I finally start my MEXICANS ARE DIRTY PEOPLE: THEIR COUNTRY IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIRT thread, now...?
  21. Everton Chosen One

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    I went that way but they wouldn't let me leave without a ticket and I forgot to get a ticket on the way in.
  22. harpua Chosen One

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    I don't think anybody said anything about any particular group of people. From what I can see, this thread is about God, who may or may not exist. A more appropriate thread would probably be, "The tooth fairy is a dirty people, etc."
  23. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    I thought we were free to express our opinions at the expense of others' feelings today? I just assumed we were given like a 'free' day since it's a holiday or something... :(
  24. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    Christians is a dirty people!
  25. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    There's been tens of Three Amigos threads.