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Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by DantheJedi, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    [face_laugh]

    I specifically remember 3 of them, at least.
     
  2. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Holy Grail > Meaning of Life

    Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

    "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
    'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
    thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
    people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
    and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and ...

    "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
    Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
    shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
    shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
    excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
    the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
    thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
    in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

    Amen
     
  3. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Amen.

    Though I have grown to appreciate Life of Brian and Meaning of Life in the last few years.
     
  4. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    PRAISE GAG
     
  5. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    Aren't all landmasses literally made of dirt?
     
  6. Sauntaero

    Sauntaero Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 9, 2003
    That is actually a lot of fun to read out loud.
     
  7. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Master star 6

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    Jun 28, 2006
    Life of Brian is better than both of them. One cannot prove this, but it 'is' in the same sense that Mount Everest 'is', or that Alma Cogan 'isn't'.