Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by DantheJedi, Feb 13, 2012.
I specifically remember 3 of them, at least.
Holy Grail > Meaning of Life
Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and ...
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
Though I have grown to appreciate Life of Brian and Meaning of Life in the last few years.
Aren't all landmasses literally made of dirt?
That is actually a lot of fun to read out loud.
Life of Brian is better than both of them. One cannot prove this, but it 'is' in the same sense that Mount Everest 'is', or that Alma Cogan 'isn't'.