Saga Let's call the whole Star Wars thing off...

Here's my parody version of "Let's call the whole thing off" applied to the Star Wars universe. If there's someone willing to actually record it, please credit myself!

Enjoy.

"Let's Call The Whole Thing Off"

Things have come to a pretty pass
Our fandom is growing flat
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that,

The Force knows what the end will be
Oh I don’t know where I’m at
It looks as if we all will never be one
Something must be done:

You say Lee-ah, I say Ley-ah
You say Hohn, and I say Han
Lee-ah, Ley-ah, Hohn and Han
Let’s call the whole thing off.

You like Lee-ra and I like Lie-ra
You like CASterfo and I like CasTERfo
Lee-ra, Lie-ra, CASterfo, CasTERfo
Let’s call the whole thing off.

But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part,then that might break my heart

So if you like Ty-ranus and I say Tee-ranus
I’ll say Ty-ranus and give up Tee-ranus
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the whole thing off
Let's call the whole thing off.

You say Zy-zor and I say Shee-zor
You say Jay-na and I say Jah-eena
Zy-zor, Shee-zor, Jay-na, Jah-eena
Let´s call the whole thing off,

You like at-ats and I like aytee-aytees
You Core-uh-sant and I Corus-cant
At-ats, aytee-aytees, just say Imperial Walkers
Let’s call the whole thing off.

But oh if we call the whole thing of then we must part
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart


So if you go vote Palpa-teen and I for Palpa-tyne
I'll vote Palpa-teen and cancel Palpa-tyne

For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off,
Let's call the whole thing off.

 

This was a nice parody. That said, since this is a fan parody, this really should have gone in the fanfiction forum, and why haven't you posted an introduction thread yet?

 

Thanks!


I'm sorry, I will do so... where is the right place to post the intro threads?

 

It's called the Introduction board for a reason.