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CT Let's have some fun with "Star Wars, Twisted Logic"

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by JediKnightOB1, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Master star 5

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    This is for fun while we are awaiting any new news.

    So here is how we play the game "Star Wars Twisted Logic" The person who answers the question must then come up with a new question for someone to answer and then they must come up with a new question for someone to answer.

    Han Solo was a drug smuggler, drugs are bad and even the Imperial troops have forced Capt. Solo to jettison his cargo. But Capt. Solo is also a good man. It must mean that it is okay to have once smuggled drugs. What are your thoughts? [face_dunno]
     
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  2. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    From my point of view, drugs are good. And I am pissed that Han dumped that sweet, sweet stuff!

    Does R2D2 have an incest fetish? How else do you explain him not telling Luke that Leia is his sister?
     
  3. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    R2D2 is confused about the whole situation.

    If Palpatine is all powerful why doesn't he invent a skin cream to make him look less wrinkly?
     
  4. Sith-Mullet

    Sith-Mullet Jedi Master star 3

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    He does, but he uses the skin cream on his latest apprentice and tells them to "put the lotion on the skin.." What is up with R2, With all of that technology why can't it get a voice box?
     
  5. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Artoo does have a voicebox, but everything he says is so filthy that the censors had to bleep it out.

    Why is Han cool with letting Chewie walk around the Falcon naked? Wiping for a Wookiee doesn't seem too easy a thing to do.
     
  6. Jarren_Lee-Saber

    Jarren_Lee-Saber Jedi Master star 4

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    Because Han Solo is a furry, and that was part of the contract to work with him on the Falcon. Also, Chewie bends, Han wipes.

    Han Solo blocks Leia from leaving the Falcon and instead forces a kiss on her. Yet Han is a good guy? Is harassment ok in space?
     
  7. Grand_Moff_Jawa

    Grand_Moff_Jawa Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yes, because in space, no one can hear your scream.

    Why did Luke's Landspeeder continue to float even after it was powered down?
     
  8. Sith-Mullet

    Sith-Mullet Jedi Master star 3

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    It's because of the gravitational pull from the twin suns.

    If C-3P0 knows so many languages, why can't he talk effectively with the Falcon?
     
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  9. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Because the Falcon is stuck-up.

    Wouldn't everyone burn alive on Tattooine due to the twin suns?
     
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  10. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No, because Tatooine's ozone layer is infused with delicious iced tea, which moisture vaporators glean from the atmosphere.

    Why did Lando steal Han's clothes at the end of ESB?
     
  11. Jarren_Lee-Saber

    Jarren_Lee-Saber Jedi Master star 4

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    Because Chewbacca couldn't tell the difference between humans (racist), only their clothes set them apart. So Chewie though Han was with him in the Falcon

    Why did Luke go out on his own on Hoth? Why not in teams?
     
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  12. Darth_Nub

    Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Because Tatooine-born farmboy Luke wanted to have a cigarette in peace without copping a lecture from the self-righteous, health-obsessed Alderaanian and Coruscanti rebels he usually ended up being stuck with.

    If Obi-Wan Kenobi's so smart and wise, why couldn't he come up with a better alias than 'Ben Kenobi'?
     
  13. CaptainHamYoyo

    CaptainHamYoyo Jedi Knight star 2

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    People misunderstand his name. He's been Kenobi(not Ben Kenobi). He just hasn't figured out what his new name is yet(man that senility really hit him hard).

    So the Ewoks eat humans and Wookies for dinner. What were they planning to do with Leia then?
     
  14. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Two possibilities: A perverted attempt to make Wookiees through hybrid breeding or force her to fork out more of those tasty rice cakes she gave Wicket. And braid her hair.

    Wouldn't the Rancor poo smell be far too unbearable for Jabba's court? There's an open grate underfoot for crying out loud, and no open ventilation in the entire citadel!
     
  15. Grand_Moff_Jawa

    Grand_Moff_Jawa Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    One man's poo is another man's (Hutts) delicacy. (gross)

    What made Moff Tarkin so Grand?
     
  16. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    He makes a thousand credits a week.

    Do you think the Sarlacc pit is a wormhole?
     
  17. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    Yes.

    Why were both Death Stars blown up over forested moons of gas giants?
     
  18. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    Because the Green Party always voted against Senator Palpatine.

    Why do X-wings have S-foils?
     
  19. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    They put the S in eXy. Wedge knows what I'm talking about.

    What would Admiral Ackbar taste like if properly cleaned and prepared at a fine seafood establishment?
     
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  20. Shadow Trooper

    Shadow Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    Probably Like Halibut. The squid headed Quarrens are the real Calamari

    Why did the Ewoks think c3po was god when Chewbacca looked a lot more similar to them.
     
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  21. Darth_Nub

    Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Because, as Wizard of Oz fans, the majority preferred the Tin Man over the Cowardly Lion.

    So how did that space slug in an extremely remote system survive apart from eating the very occasional lost starship?
     
  22. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    Magic.

    Why was Han unaffected by Hoth's cold?
     
  23. Shadow Trooper

    Shadow Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    Han wasn't cold because he has got a chest hairier than Chewie's.

    Why was Vader choking Captain Antilles by hand when he could have just used the Force to do so.
     
  24. CaptainHamYoyo

    CaptainHamYoyo Jedi Knight star 2

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    Because poor Captain Antilles didn't attend the Death Star Orientation(see the Robot Chicken SW 1), so wasn't aware he was supposed to pretend to be Force-choked. Vader thinks his power is on the fritz, so has to choke him the old fashioned way.

    If Oola had accepted Jabba's advances, what was he wanting her to do?(seeing how Hutt anatomy seems very different from humanoid species)
     
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  25. Grand_Moff_Jawa

    Grand_Moff_Jawa Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Not sure, but I bet it involved his slimy tongue somehow.

    Why do a Jawa's eyes glow?