CT Let's have some fun with "Star Wars, Twisted Logic"

Not well at all. Just like when Greedo threatened to take the ship, Han pulled out his blaster and shot poor Lando point blank without warning.

Since Jedi are not allowed to marry and raise families, where do Jedi younglings come from?

 

The Force Stork.

How come Han was hand-cuffed before being frozen, but in the carbonite his hands are free?

 

The handcuffs weren't resistant to carbonite.

How could the Ewok's arrows pierce Stormtrooper armor?

 

The armour was built by the lowest bidder.

How come it takes 19 years to complete the DS1, but the DS2 is more than half complete a few months after the Battle of Yavin?

 

For the same reason Luke can be trained in a few weeks. Never underestimate the power of a plot hole.

Why didn't Captain Antilles kick Vader in the life support control system when he had the opportunity?

 

The Captains legs were too short and he had space herpies that hindered his mobility.

If Luke and Obi-Wan had not burned the Jawas, would Luke have know to burn the remains of Vader?

 

No, he initially thought the Jawas were for dinner.
What species was Yoda when he was born? Is he just an older, uglier version of that species?

 

Jawa. Yes.

What became of the one-armed Wampa?

 

He became the angriest Holonet troll.

Did Force Ghost's Obi-Wan & Yoda tease Force Ghost Anakin's old appearance so much that he eventually changed it?

 

Only after a long, angsty, teary pity party.

What kind of hair conditioner does young Ani's force ghost use?

 

young Ani's force ghost has to use hair conditioner that replaces dry skalp, not for his hair, but to put moisture back into him from the burn.

Why is it that after Revenge of the Sith, the empire looks for surviving Jedi, but doesn't care to find Yoda, seriously the Sith was the last one to see him alive?

 

The Empire was too busy looking for independent contractors to build the Death Star to look for the Lil' Green Dude.

Wouldn't Han Solo have suffered from atrophy from being put in the Carbonite?

 

Hey!!

 

Hey what?

Wouldn't Han Solo have suffered from atrophy from being put in the Carbonite?

Carbonite doesn't effect wooden acting.

What was Lobot really listening to on Cloud City?

 

I already answered that (and oddly enough, heard it in a store today):



So, what's the deal with Ugnaughts?

 

The Ugnaughts always dreamed of being dwarfs in a Disney movie, now they have their opportunity.

Why didn't Obi-Wan give any money, (instead of Luke) to Han for the passage to Alderan?

 

"You're happy to pay for the trip yourself..."
"I'm happy to pay for the trip myself..."

Where did the Dianoga go when the trash compactor started up?

 

Dionoga was the only one smart enough to have an escape shuttle waiting for him. He later lived on Dagobah and was the invisible creature that swallowed R2 and spit him out.

What ever became of Panda Babas arm?

 

Once the cantina closed, the Dianoga came in and ate it.

Why is bantha milk blue?

 

Because Banthas are an alien like species on a planet that isn't earth, and probably what they eat turn the milk blue.

Why did Greedo miss Han Solo completely when he was within 10 feet of him?

 

He was blinded by love.

Are Garindin and Gonzo the Great related?

 

They're half brothers.

Why does the Millenium Falcon have so many drive vents when no other ship appears to have any?

 

Wookiees pass a lot of gas.

Why didn't Han rig the Falcon to run on Wookiee gas?

 

Because Han only had one Wookie with him and not a whole dozen to ensure it stays full.

Why wasn't the death star built right the first time, seriously, big flawed plan in leaving an open 2 meter wide gap going to the center?

 

Probably weren't expecting a jedi with obi wan whispering in his ear to hit it lol