FF:VIC LET'S INVADE POLAND!

The signiture line originated quite some time ago when a member of your grand yet fair nation saw fit to come here and lecture us all on the importance of the US and how Australia is very lucky to have such kind and superior friends as the US and how we're all terrorists and NEVAR FORGAT etc.

This individual was, by all meaningful definitions, a very dirty American, whose lack of humour was only overshadowed by his uncomprehending intellect. We decided the only thing better than outlining step by step why he was wrong, would be to simply rile him up and have a good time playing with his fundamentalism. Good times, good times.

Although judging by this thread, most of you would be "clean" Americans, of which hopefully, there are still more of than dirty ones. It must be a Washington thing, don't think I've seen a bad bloke or sheila pop out from there yet.

That being said, I'm still yet to hear a convincing arguement for keeping Texas. Why haven't you annexed it yet?

 

Well, we're in Londonnow.


Warm beer and Fish & Chips for everyone.

 

Man....what a tour.

Still going though....

So far we've visited:
Poland
Greece
France
Italy
Mexico
Norway (we got a bit lost)
San Diego
San Francisco
Washington DC
Toronto
(and unofficially Victoria CA)
New York
Singapore
London
SCOTLAND

 

And it goes without saying you've demanded the inhabitants bow in fealty to their new overlords - VicFF - before leaving?

Please tell me you remembered. Please.

 

yes brother PoT our forces are massing as I type

 

I do wish you two would remember to take your medication.

 

Before anything else is said I think it important to establish that this (gestures around VicFF) is not our fault....

 

I think you'll find it is.

Mixo invaded them, so they returned the favor.

 

I did not invade them, I took what was naturally mine and brother PoT's

 

Get this man some string!

 

string string string string everybody loves string
string string string string everybody loves string

 

I think that should keep him occupied for the next couple of hours... until he seeks out more string to join his unholy crusade....

 

It is a just and PoTified crusade

 

This is only the beginning brother soon they will see our REAL might

 

I can hear them shaking in their boots from here...


In other news, not long until my 'invasion' of NSW. Any particular things I'll need to report on while I'm there? I'm already covering the Pub, Bar and music scene...

*cradles her Splendour in the Grass ticket like a small child*


Sorry, you guys are the only ones who'd appreciate what I'm bragging about

 

Oh I can appreciate that..

*Stares at the ticket like Gollum at the Ring*

 

Ah Splendour.

If you manage to draw a non-stoned out of your mind breath whilst up there, crawl back into your tent and keep a loose diary that you can censor and post up here afterward. The best stories in the world come from Splendour, Meredith and Falls.

 

Will do, PoT Should be a month long adventure of 'interesting' stories

 

Your above post reminds me, PoT, I got a new PM about my sig while I was away. Good stuff.