Let's make some alternate universe scenes!!

Sorry, but I wince whenever I think about Obi-Wan running around in his boxers (little red hearts, anyone?). I wonder if Master Yoda's been invited to the wedding.

 

LOL, yes he has, if I have anything to do with it.

Yoda: Wearing no... uh... pants?
Obi-Wan: Yup! New look! Like my boxers?

 

I like this! I don't know why Obi-Wan is chasing around the gardens half-naked, but the mere fact that he's doing it is enough for me! Oh, could it be that he's trying to get a glimpse of Amidala before the wedding? Now have Panaka and the guards come and remove him from the windowsill! "I'm sorry, but even for a Jedi, the punishment for being a Peeping Tom is three hours in the stocks." Obi-Wan replied,"I'll come quietly, Captain, just keep the handmaidens away from me." Captain Panaka smiles, and Obi-Wan has a bad feeling about this.

Later, Yoda arrives. He sees Obi-Wan in the stocks. He looks at his gimer stick, looks at Obi-Wan, and looks back at his stick. "Excitement!" whack "Adventure!" whack "Spying on Queen Amidala!" whack "A Jedi craves not these things!" "Yes, Master Yoda."

(Just kidding. You can see how your writing inspires me!)

[This message has been edited by Jane Jinn (edited 02-27-2000).]

 

Exactly!!!

That's just perfect!!!

 

I love your idea Jane Jinn!

But first I gotta do the scene i did last night but the blasted computer wouldn't connect! *Sigh*

Hey, I think we should do a version of Jane's idea! It's hilarious!!!! cool.gif

 

The large wooden doors opened and a regal figure adorned in gold entered. She strode forward, silently flanked by two handmaidens in yellow. To most observers, the trio would have appeared serene and in control. But Chancellor Palpatine picked up the apprehensive air. Queen Amidala walked up to him and he stood and bowed in respect. "Your Majesty."

"Chancellor," Amidala inclined her head ever-so-slightly. She gestured to the sitting area of the anteroom. "Please."

Palpatine sat himself down and studied the Queen who was seating herself on the throne chair. Her face was masked behind the white paint and she had set herself in the usual aloof expression. He tested her mind barriers and found that she did have a defense set up. No doubt taught to her by the Jedi Knight she was to wed at sunset that day. He was not intimidated in the least. He would just have to open her up a little. He smiled pleasantly at the Queen. "It is an honor, Your Highness,to be in your company on such an occasion."

"Yes, Chancellor," the Queen replied systematically. "The Naboo are in a time in great celebration. The Second Coming is upon us, as well."

"And where is your Jedi Knight?" Palpatine inquired curiously.

"He is currently occupied with other matters," Queen Amidala said. Palpatine caught a slight flicker in her eyes.

It was time for the kicker. "And his apprentice, young Skywalker?"

The mask fell away for the briefest second and the Queen gazed at her hands. Palpatine shot through her barriers in that second, knowing another opportunity would not show itself. The Queen wouldn't sense anything. Palpatine found her essence in the Force, a brillant light of strong will and kindness. He searched deeper. Yes...there it was. The flickering of the Force at work. It was a strong ember of life, of the Force, and Palpatine felt his dark intentions enter his body. But he must wait. He drew away. This had taken all but a second.

The Queen lifted her head,all traces of emotion gone. "Anakin Skywalker passed on not long ago." Her voice was devoid of any emotion and was perfectly calculated.

"I feel deeply for your loss, Your Majesty," Palpatine soothed, laying on the sympathy. "It must be difficult to maintain an effective rule when you have to deal with such a loss."

There was a hint of defense in the Queen's voice. "My people are my first concern, Chancellor. I put their losses before mine." She rose t her feet. "I must be getting back to my duties. You will be shown to your quarters, Chancellor." Amidala signaled to Yane, who scowled behind her hood.

Palpatine followed the handmaiden out of the anteroom, allowing a thin smile to spread across his face. He had found what he had come to discover.

 

So glad you like my idea! Now if I were a handmaiden and I saw Obi-Wan in the stocks dressed like that, I would consider getting a feather to tickle the back of his knees with...

Amidolee, that post with Palpatine was seriously sinister! Brrrr!

 

"Well, well well. What have we here?"

Obi-Wan turned to the familiar voice. He gulped when he recognized the grinning gardner. "Dera?"

The women laughed. "So you do remember. But I see you have forgotten a couple other things."

Obi-Wan blushed and wrapped his cloak around himself. "Yes, well..." he glanced behind him. "Um, I'm kind of on the run from two handmaidens. And I was in a hurry..."

Dera doubled over in laughter. She dropped her load of fresh-cut blossoms and sat down on the garden bench. She took off her gloves and wiped tears from her eyes. "You are a sight for sore eyes!"

Obi-Wan scowled. "I can't get back to my room if they're still there."

Dera laughed harder. She stood up. "Do you want me to take you back and make sure no one is there?"

"That would be a tremendous help!" Obi-Wan gave her a big smile. "I can't thank yo enough! Force-powers aren't anything against two handmaidens."

Dera gave him a sly smile. "Oh, I do expect a bit of gratitude."

"What is it?" Obi-Wan was suddenly wary of the glint in the women's eyes.

"I get another peek at your shorts there!" Dera burst out laughing on the Jedi's shocked face. She calmed down after a few moments. "Sure, I'll help you, Jedi." She motioned for him to follow into the worker's passage from the garden.

There was a roar of ship engine's overhead, but Obi-Wan didn't think twice about it since they had been coming in all day. Dera quickly led him towards the guest wing and he kept his cloak wrapped around himself. They were coming around a bend when Panaka and four guards were escorting a group of visitors to their chambers. Obi-Wan froze. The guards froze.

All of the guests were cloaked in brown robes.

 

The robe fell open as Obi-Wan stared in shock as the twelve members of the Jedi Council stood gaping at him. Captain Panaka seemed a little gleeful at the Jedi's embarrassment. Dera didn't realize the severeity of the situation and nodded at the Captain before heading on. She looked over her shoulder to see if Obi-Wan was following.

Obi-Wan bowed. "Masters," he was able to choke out.

"Missing something, are you, Obi-Wan?" the raspy voice of Yoda spoke out. The greenish alien's ears twitched.

"Yes, Master, I believe so," Obi-Wan replied. He looked behind Yoda at the towering figure of Mace Windu, who was eyeing him darkly.

"I see that you have been busy," Windu commented lightly.

Obi-Wan said nothing, knowing whatever he said would just add to this ridiculous situation. It wasn't so bad to have the grouchy Panaka catching him like this, but the JEDI COUNCIL? It was unbearable. He hadn't been under the Council's scrutinizing eyes since he became a Knight. It had been Anakin that had captured their attention. But now he had all twelve eyes on him.

There was a beep from Panaka's commlink. He listened for a moment, then turned to the Council and Obi-Wan. "Jedi Knights Bant and Garen Muln have arrived. Another transport is in bound."

Obi-Wan nodded. He turned to the Council. "If you will excuse me for a moment, Masters. I will be with you shortly." He turned and followed Dera down the hall to his quarters. His sharp ears picked up the laughter of Master Yoda. /I actually got the troll to laugh! What next?/

 

Amidala hurried back to her chambers. En route to the Royal bedchambers, she caught site of Panaka and his command. She heard a rasping sound that could have passed for a laugh. Ten cloaked figures were being escorted. None of them were laughing. She peered down at knee heighth to see two green aliens. One was laughing, it's sleepy eyes rolling. Panaka was also grinning with glee.

"Oh, Obi-Wan," Amidala whispered to herself. "What did you do now?"

 

ROTFL!

 

Well, I suppose I won't waste this space with a 'Move along, move along...' message, especially since I just found this awesome pic...

http://www.geocities.com/ezbrdz/kenobi/sig1.jpg

[This message has been edited by TheLastApocalypse (edited 02-27-2000).]

 

That was a wonderful pic!!!!

Okay, on with the story

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"The coast is clear," Dera announced as she came out of Obi-Wan's chambers. "You can go in now."

Obi-Wan peered into his room and glanced around. "Are you sure?"

"Positive. Now get your tunics. I got to go back. Bye."

Obi-Wan waved good-bye and hurried to the bedroom. He grimaced at the site of the tattered wedding suit laying across his bed. He quickly found a fresh pair of pants and tunics. He quickly dressed and began pulling on his boots.

Then he heard a sound in the living room. He froze and listened. He couldn't hear anything. It wasn't the handmaidens. There was a snap hiss and hum. Obi-Wan reached for his lightsaber and charged into the sitting room, lightsaber flashing. Two humming blades met his blue. One was a glowing orange while the other was a deep green. Obi-Wan spun away and prepared evasive maneuvers.

"I told you not to scare him like that!" came a female's voice.

"Well, I wasn't about to sneak up on him either!" a deeper voice retorted. The orange blade snapped off to reveal a wrinkle faced creature. The green blade disappeared as well to reveal a Calamarian female grinning at Obi-Wan.

"Bant! Garen!" Obi-Wan rushed forward towards his friends, forgetting about his lightsaber, which hummed through the air.

The Calamarian brought her lightsaber up and blocked the blue blade. "Honestly, Obi-Wan," she scolded. "Is that anyway to greet a friend?"

Obi-Wan deactivated his blade and gave Bant a hug. "You didn't tell me you were coming!"

"I came for the food," Garen Muln offered, his wrinkled face wrinkling into a big smile. "They do have good food here, right?"

Obi-Wan laughed and gave Garen a hug. "Yes, my friend, the food is very good."

Bant's silver eyes sparkled at Obi-Wan. "We ran into Master Yoda and the Council on the way in," she said. "And Yoda was laughing. I've rarely seen him laugh, and it usually involved on of your plights. What was it this time?"

"Yoda was laughing?" Obi-Wan groaned. "Great. What about the others? Master Windu didn't seemed to pleased."

"Yaddle didn't know what to think," Bant grinned her fishy grin. "She IS perfect height though, Obi-Wan."

"Bant! For a Knight, you are very outspoken," Garen laughed. He turned to Obi-Wan. "So, what did you do?"

"Nothing really," Obi-Wan shrugged, wishing his old friend's would drop the subject. He straightened his tunic. "I'm suppose to talk with the Council, I guess."

Bant plopped herself down on the couch. "Nice place you got here," she commented.

"Make yourself at home," Obi-Wan said dryly. He shook his head. When they had been children in the Temple, Bant had always been shy. Over the years she had become bold and strong in the Force. "I'll be back in a little while." With that, he left his two friends alone in the guest chmaber.

Now fully clothed in his Jedi robes and his hair in it's neat ponytail, Obi-Wan hurried for the anteroom, where the Council would be staying for the day. He took a deep breath outside of the door and then opened it up.

 

A laughing Yoda. How remarkable.
Okay, before we die of suspense, can Obi-Wan and Amidala get MARRIED?

 

A laughing Yoda. How remarkable.
Okay, before we die of suspense, can Obi-Wan and Amidala get MARRIED?

 

WHAT?! eek.gif mad.gif It didn't post!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! I spent ALL afternoon on it! I...GOING...TO...SCREAM...


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[This message has been edited by Amidolee (edited 02-27-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Amidolee (edited 02-27-2000).]

 

Hey, TLA, hear that? They want them to get hitched soon. You'll have to wind your idea down a bit. Maybe have your little surprise thing happen AFTER the wedding or something.



-Amidolee
-I am the real Queen

 

Yaddle, at the right height??? eek.gif EWW!!! That gave me some awful mental pictures!!!
I just found this post yesterday, and I must say I'm intrigued, y'all are doing a great job!

 

Oops! stupid server....

[This message has been edited by Queen_Pixie (edited 02-27-2000).]

 

I'm glad there are people still hanging in with us! Is there any lurkers out there? eek.gif

I might post some more tonight! So impatient, you are! But I'm so happy people like this, cause I love it! And this thread has been taking up my free-time away from other fics I'm writing. It's fun to make a joint effort!

>>as an afterthought<<<

I think I might post my Sabe story!

 

*drop kicks the thread to the top*

 

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Hey, TLA, do u wanna check back at your forum and do a little planning?

 

NoooooO!!!! Oh please guys, please more posts!!

Kithera

 

Grrr... We need to decide on a name!

 

Grrr... We need to decide on a name!