I'm really bored, obviously and I was thinking that we could make up completely fake words and give them definitions. Like... 1. Schmeckle. noun and verb- Basically means anything. Used when you can't think of the actual word or name of something. for example, "Hey, look at that schmeckle over there" or "Schmeckle! I forgot about that damn schmeckle!!" 2. Shazbot. Used as an exclamation. Like, "Holy shazbot!!!" 3. Nickdiculous. Term coined by Alex Trevino. Anything that is retarded, stupid or ridiculously out of context or place. Example, "My brain is pudding." or "Doors taste brown." 4. Ostosizing. To bitch or complain about someone as if you hate them when you really couldn't possibly live without them. Coined from Brent Ostos' massive rifts about his wife. Classic stuff. 5. Obi-Juaned. To be blackmarked by John for transgressions against all good Star Wars things or if you just reeeeeally cheese him off. Example, "Hey man, did you hear that Nick got Obi-Juaned?" "Really?!" "Yeah, he kept talking about monkeys and John snapped and smashed his head." "Bummer." 6. Marsellesness. Complete and utter lack of self control. Usually occurs at meetings and events where seriousness may be required for a short time. Example, "Damn, this meeting has descended into complete marsellesness!!" Can be curbed or effect dampened by... 7. Liseriousness or Ritality. Both terms mean to regain or seize control of something affected by Marsellesness. Usually invoked when all heck has broken loose and order must be restored. Example, "Man, did you see Lisa totally give a dose of liseriousness out to the group?" "Yeah, they were completely in the grip of marsellesness for a while, eh?" "Yeah, she ritalited em' good." 8. Ybarring. To lose focus or be distracted by shiny girls or babes. Example, "Uh oh, he's Ybarring that girl over there. Better reel him back in." That's all I can think of for now. You guys should give it a try.