Saga Letter to the fans. (One shot) Humor, Now with Preview of 'Attack of the terror twins'

The characters and all that jazz belong to Mr. George.........
Bugger







We see a Black out.

Then we hear a voice.


?Hello, Hello is this thing on?? Says the voice, clearly male.

?I don?t know why you have to do this? Another males voice, with a Scottish accent.

?Oh no, I?m going to set the record straight.? Says the first voice.

?But do you need the backdrop, 200 lights, and the 24 cameras?? We now hear a female voice.

?Well?I?Ah? Says the first voice.

?Right you heard the lady, everyone that we don?t know by name, out.?


We hear a lot of people walking, and a door closing

?So are you two going to help me or not??

?Alright, alright. Hang on I think the camera?s on.? The 2nd male voice says.

?What with the cap still on?? Says the female voice.

?Oh would you look at that.?


The cap comes off. We now see a blue eye, with a slight tinge of green, looking into the lens.


?I can?t see anything guys.?

?Obi-wan, turn it around.?

?Oh gotcha!?

?Alright so, Padme you can hold up the cue cards??

?I've got them?

?And master your doing the camera work?

?Check Anakin?

?Ok, everyone else who was not throw out before ready??

?Check? Says Jabba

?Check? says Jar-Jar

?Checked, I am? says Yoda

?Check, my young apprentice MMMMHHHAAAAAAA!? says Palpatine


Everyone in the room: ????.


?That was weird?

?Too right Obi-Wan? Anakin turns to the Chancellor ?Dude, stop before you hurt yourself?

?Ok people, places please, places please? Called Padme ?ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?(breath)? NNNNNNNND action!?



24 hours later

?Ok everyone gather, hey? points finger at Mace ?I don?t see you gathering.?

?Jeez, Anakin I was just getting popcorn?

?Well, alright then? As long as I get some. Any way come on this is my visual letter to the fans. I got it posted to all the fanfiction websites I could find. So now we wait.


The typical old movie countdown screen comes up


5.

4.

3.

2.

1.


Our hero (Anakin, for those playing at home) is sitting down, behind a desk, looking all official.

?Good evening, I am here to just straighten out of few things. I am deeply troubled by the fact that some fans are how can I say this? Poking around my love life.
Oh yes I?ve been reading around this Internet of yours. What the HELL people!? Whispering to himself (Easy, Easy) ? All over the fanfiction sites, there have been stories about myself and my wife. Now I thank those people for writing those, They are quiet refreshing, I would, right at this moment like to thank Darth_Funky_Monkey for making all this possible.? (A/N he he that?s ME!)

?Where the Sith Lord, is??

?Oh boy,? *rolling eyes* ?Master Yoda, sit down before you burst a vain.?


Laughing from behind the camera


?Any way, thankyou D_F_M. But really? some of the others?WHAT THE SITH PEOPLE!!!!?


From behind camera


?He He, who now, going to burst vain is? Hmmm he he.?


?I did not just hear that.?
Anakin sighs and rakes his hand through his hair. You can tell he?s getting uncomfortable.
? I?ve read some disturbing stories about my self and Master Obi-Wan. First off I am NOT, I repeat NOT, gay. Though I?m not too sure about Obi-Wan.

?OI? comes Obi-Wans voice.

?I mean sure I?ve got nothing against them, they have great fashion advice, but really?I?m getting a headache from it all.?


?Next I would like to express my feelings about the fics with me involving a whole new character. Um what are they called?? asks Anakin scratching his chin.

?Try new character?


Anakin looks blankly to the right of the screen. ? Thankyou my glowing angel of light, that is always right and never wrong, nor sarcastic.?

?Damn straight.?

?Aren?t they called OC?s? Obi-Wan says.

?OOOOH I love that show!?


We see Anakin look to the left, before the camera swings around to look at the culprit.


?What?? asks Palpatine

?Yeah a

 

I LOVED IT!!! Laughed out loud at:
?Put my money on young Skywalker, do I.?


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Please Pm me when you update!


-Commander Tharen-

 

MoeTharen : WOW you were really quick, i'm glad you enjoyed it.

 

That was hillarious!!

 

? Thankyou my glowing angel of light, that is always right and never wrong, nor sarcastic.?



Very funny!

 

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! MAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I especially liked that comment to the Slashers!

 

Oh my spleen!

"Arn't they called OC's?"

"Ooo! i love that show!"

Classic!

You've made my day!

Cheers_Cazza

 

Very funny! Just what I need this morning while I enjoy my breakfast. Thanks for the pm!

 

HAHAHA!! Good one!!

 

?He He, who now, going to burst vain is? Hmmm he he.? That's some classis Yoda there.

It's been a while since I've seen a story by you and I was starting to get worried. But alas, you are here!

 

Hilarious start to the day!

 

call_it_fate : Thanks, I try to make storie fun for the WHOLE family

KELIA : Thankyou, thankyou

MasterlesPadawan-K9 : Yeah, I was getting kind of sick of those.

Jedi_Master_Cazz : glad I could be of help to ya.

zvalarens : Thanks a bunch, and hey no probs, you asked for one and you got one.

Ladynaye : Oh thanks

ladie_padawan : Don't worry you shall never be rid of me MMHHHAAAA, *sigh* that never get old that laugh.

PadwanKayla : Hey I'm glad I made your day that much brighter.



Monkey Out

 

Oh who hasn't?

 

LOL. I am so glad I finaly got a chance to read this. I loved it. Your fics always give me a good laugh.

 

MasterlessPadawan-K9 : Oh AMEN!

kitten : How ya doing? Happy you enjoyed it.

Bye Bye

 

I am NOT gay, but I'm not so sure about Obi-Wan.
Pure genius! Write on!

 

WOW!! that was
i never woulda figured palpatine for an OC fan!
nice work!

 

â??I donâ??t know why you have to do thisâ?? Another males voice, with a Scottish accent.

haha thats obi wan for ya

Checked, I amâ?? says Yoda

â??Check, my young apprentice MMMMHHHAAAAAAA!â?? says Palpatine


Everyone in the room: ����.


â??That was weirdâ??

â??Too right Obi-Wanâ?? Anakin turns to the Chancellor â??Dude, stop before you hurt yourselfâ??


*falls off chair laughing*




â?? Iâ??ve read some disturbing stories about my self and Master Obi-Wan. First off I am NOT, I repeat NOT, gay. Though Iâ??m not too sure about Obi-Wan.

â??OIâ?? comes Obi-Wans voice.

â??I mean sure Iâ??ve got nothing against them, they have great fashion advice, but reallyâ?¦Iâ??m getting a headache from it all.â??

lol ive seen lots of sites like that, saying hayden and ewan are gay? and im just like well sure ewan has been in a movie where hes gay but hey he has a wife and two kids! and hayden..he may pose with flowers but doesnt he have a girlfriend.. haha

this was histerical!!

 

I can so see this happening.

 

Discorp8 : Genius. Me? HA! But I will take that and put it in my pocket.

obi_webb : Well you never know what goes on behind closed doors.

light- : I hope you didn't hurt yourself on the floor. And yes Hayden does have a girlfriend....Not happy Jan! ....Oh well Thanks again.

Aya-Na_Bashu : Next time you can't find it, bring out Chocolate on a stick, it attracts my fics like a snap.


Toot Toot

 

That was hilarious Monkey!! And Palps liking the OC!!! Love ya!

 

? Thankyou my glowing angel of light, that is always right and never wrong, nor sarcastic.?

?Damn straight.?

?Aren?t they called OC?s? Obi-Wan says.

?OOOOH I love that show!?
YOU ARE SO TWISTED!!!!
i love it! great job cheering my up monkey.
-mia-

 

LOL!



That was hilarious!

 

LOL ROTFLMBO!!!!!

"Aren't they OC's?"

"I LOVE that show!"

Camera swings to the culprit.

"What?"

Palpatine says.


<snicker>
That's a scream.