London, ON life according to George Costanza

Just a fun thing i got sent, thought some of you might find it funny...

Perspective on life according to George Costanza

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life
is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end?
A death. What's that, a bonus!?I think the life cycle is all
backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go
live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold
watch on your first day. You work forty years until your young
enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and
you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become
a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little
baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with
luxuries like Central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you
finish off as an o(edited)! Amen"

 

Second last word. Not allowed here, I believe. You may want to edit.

Funny quote, though.

 

Yup, it's cute - I've heard this before. It was printed up and stuck up in the bathroom at residence last year.