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London, ON life according to George Costanza

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  1. Wolf

    Wolf Jedi Padawan star 4

    Sep 29, 2002
    Just a fun thing i got sent, thought some of you might find it funny...

    Perspective on life according to George Costanza

    "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life
    is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end?
    A death. What's that, a bonus!?I think the life cycle is all
    backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go
    live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy,
    go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold
    watch on your first day. You work forty years until your young
    enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and
    you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become
    a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little
    baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with
    luxuries like Central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you
    finish off as an o(edited)! Amen"

  2. Admiral_Thrawn60

    Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling star 6

    Jul 8, 2000
    Second last word. Not allowed here, I believe. You may want to edit.

    Funny quote, though.
  3. Lelila

    Lelila Jedi Padawan star 4

    Jan 16, 1999
    Yup, it's cute - I've heard this before. It was printed up and stuck up in the bathroom at residence last year.
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