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JCC Life sucks and then you die

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent , Oct 23, 2012.

  1. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Provide a counter argument if you have one.
     
  2. Quixotic-Sith

    Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The following things may be enjoyed during life which do not suck:

    1. Oral sex
    2. Regular sex
    3. Irregular sex
    4. Puppies
    5. Bacon
    6. Ranch Dressing
    7. Chocolate.

    Your move.
     
  3. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    There is no counter, although there may be uplifting variants. Such as: Life sucks and then you dine. And then life sucks because you get a low self esteem and so then life sucks and then you diet. Which leads to a lifelong eating disorder and then life sucks and then you die. It's not the destination, Montie... it's about the journey...
     
  4. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Life often does not suck, but then you die.
     
  5. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    The negative vibe in the thread title bothers me... so many good things to enjoy out there to counterbalance the **.
     
  6. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Since I am an optimist, I have to disagree with your premise. I'd tell you to go smell the flowers, but I have allergies.
     
  7. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    I am having a hard time reconciling the thread title versus this list.

    But please continue otherwise.
     
  8. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Life functions primarily by sucking the life out of you.
     
  9. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Then again, a lot of good things in life involve sucking.
     
  10. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I want my last words to be "I'm so good..", like a great lady I once knew.
    So there, Scrooge.
     
  11. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Should have included this:

     
  12. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    1. Oral sex sucks.

    Failing to realize this makes all your other arguments invalid.
     
  13. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    *another lazy "sucks" pun*
     
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  14. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Why? Because a certain piece of your equipment is damaged? o_O
     
  15. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    life doesn't suck.
     
  16. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Way to miss the obvious joke.
     
  17. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    OZK, one does not suck during oral. Your joke makes no sense.


    Besides which, life is what you make of it. I couldn't care less about dying, and my life is consistently awesome, even when bad things happen.
     
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  18. FamousAmos

    FamousAmos VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Count me among the "life is pretty good, so try to enjoy it" crowd.
     
  19. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Cats, especially little black kitties. I'm been pretty thankful ever since my cat Billy walked into my life.
     
  20. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Cats are delicious.
     
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  21. Billy_Dee_Binks

    Billy_Dee_Binks Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Life. Live is life.

    Good luck getting that song out of your head.

    Don't feel like writing down my detailed stance on life, fluctuates way too much at the moment.
    Besides, 3:15 AM is not the best time to delve into that subject to begin with. Commence: "SLEEEEP!"
     
  22. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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  23. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Pizza. And beer.
     
  24. GenAntilles

    GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Ecclesiastes 2:24: There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his labor. This also I saw, that it was from the hand of God.
     
  25. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Life sucks and then you die and then life sucks and then you die and then life sucks and then you die and then life sucks...

    [​IMG]
     
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