Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent
, Oct 23, 2012.
Provide a counter argument if you have one.
The following things may be enjoyed during life which do not suck:
1. Oral sex
2. Regular sex
3. Irregular sex
6. Ranch Dressing
There is no counter, although there may be uplifting variants. Such as: Life sucks and then you dine. And then life sucks because you get a low self esteem and so then life sucks and then you diet. Which leads to a lifelong eating disorder and then life sucks and then you die. It's not the destination, Montie... it's about the journey...
Life often does not suck, but then you die.
The negative vibe in the thread title bothers me... so many good things to enjoy out there to counterbalance the **.
Since I am an optimist, I have to disagree with your premise. I'd tell you to go smell the flowers, but I have allergies.
I am having a hard time reconciling the thread title versus this list.
But please continue otherwise.
Life functions primarily by sucking the life out of you.
Then again, a lot of good things in life involve sucking.
I want my last words to be "I'm so good..", like a great lady I once knew.
So there, Scrooge.
Should have included this:
1. Oral sex sucks.
Failing to realize this makes all your other arguments invalid.
*another lazy "sucks" pun*
Why? Because a certain piece of your equipment is damaged?
life doesn't suck.
Way to miss the obvious joke.
OZK, one does not suck during oral. Your joke makes no sense.
Besides which, life is what you make of it. I couldn't care less about dying, and my life is consistently awesome, even when bad things happen.
Count me among the "life is pretty good, so try to enjoy it" crowd.
Cats, especially little black kitties. I'm been pretty thankful ever since my cat Billy walked into my life.
Cats are delicious.
Life. Live is life.
Good luck getting that song out of your head.
Don't feel like writing down my detailed stance on life, fluctuates way too much at the moment.
Besides, 3:15 AM is not the best time to delve into that subject to begin with. Commence: "SLEEEEP!"
What is life?
Pizza. And beer.
Ecclesiastes 2:24: There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his labor. This also I saw, that it was from the hand of God.
Life sucks and then you die and then life sucks and then you die and then life sucks and then you die and then life sucks...