"How many Chiss does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" Two. Thrawn would study the burnt out lightbulbs art for the proper tactic to change it. He then would study the good lightbulbs art for the proper tactic to screw it in. In the meantime, Stent would have already changed it. Note The italicized word can be replaced with anything SW related you feel would make a funny lightbulb joke. Lightbulb Quotes: Vader: "You don't know the power of the lightbulb." Vader: "Don't be too proud of this burnt-out lightbulb you have unscrewed. The ability to change a lightbulb is insignificant next to the power of the Force." Tarkin: "A burnt-out lightbulb will no longer be of any concern to us. I've just received word that the Emperor has changed to the torch permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away." Tagge: "That's impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without the lightbulbs?" Tarkin: "The regional governors now have direct control over the torches. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of total darkness." Dodonna: "The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only half an inch wide. It's a small electric socket, right below the main port. The socket leads directly to the electrical system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should light up the lightbulb." Gold Leader: "That's impossible! Even for an Electritcian!" Thrawn: "Once you understand the lightbulbs art, then you can change the lightbulb." Trooper: "Look sir! Burnt lightbulbs!"