Lightbulbs! (EUC Humor)

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  1. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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    "How many Chiss does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

    Two.

    Thrawn would study the burnt out lightbulbs art for the proper tactic to change it. He then would study the good lightbulbs art for the proper tactic to screw it in. In the meantime, Stent would have already changed it.

    Note The italicized word can be replaced with anything SW related you feel would make a funny lightbulb joke.


    Lightbulb Quotes:

    Vader: "You don't know the power of the lightbulb."

    Vader: "Don't be too proud of this burnt-out lightbulb you have unscrewed. The ability to change a lightbulb is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

    Tarkin: "A burnt-out lightbulb will no longer be of any concern to us. I've just received word that the Emperor has changed to the torch permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away."

    Tagge: "That's impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without the lightbulbs?"

    Tarkin: "The regional governors now have direct control over the torches. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of total darkness."

    Dodonna: "The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only half an inch wide. It's a small electric socket, right below the main port. The socket leads directly to the electrical system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should light up the lightbulb."

    Gold Leader: "That's impossible! Even for an Electritcian!"

    Thrawn: "Once you understand the lightbulbs art, then you can change the lightbulb."

    Trooper: "Look sir! Burnt lightbulbs!"
  2. Fluke_Groundwalker Jedi Youngling

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    LMAO!!

    I especially loved the last one. "Look sir, burnt lightbulbs!"
  3. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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    Glad you liked it. Its my favorite also and Im gonna put it in my sig
  4. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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    Here's another one...


    "Once you start down a burnt lightbulbs path, forever will it dominate your destiny."
  5. Fluke_Groundwalker Jedi Youngling

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    LOL!! This is funny stuff! Why isn't anyone else reading this??
  6. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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    I dunno...

    And now i think that last quote should say

    "Once you start a lightbulbs path, forever will it dominate your destiny."

    You know.....Screwed in, Shine, On, Off, On, Off, On, Burnt Out, Screwed out.
  7. DarthSeti5 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 6, 2001
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    "Once you screw in the lightbulb, forever will it illuminate your destiny."
  8. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    Feb 15, 2001
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    "That's no lightbulb, it's a lamp."
  9. SithLordMara Jedi Master

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    Jan 21, 2001
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    dude, this has been done before!
  10. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    And....your point would be?
  11. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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    That one is much better DarthSeti!

    FID, Mara just wants to ruin our fun thats all. :p

    Threepio: "Did you hear that? They've turned off the main lightbulb. It'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!"



    Vader: "Where are those lightbulbs you intercepted?" *lifts rebel up* "What have you done with those lightbulbs?"

    Rebel: "We intercepted no lightbulbs. Aaah....This is a plummers ship. We're on a leaky pipe mission."

    Vader: "If this is a plummers ship...where is the Plummer?" *chokes rebel* "Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those lightbulbs and bring me the Plummer. I want her alive!"
  12. SithLordMara Jedi Master

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    Jan 21, 2001
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    arg, nevermind...other than this is like wrong in the sense of being posers...but i didnt say anything at all!!! [face_mischief]
  13. Fluke_Groundwalker Jedi Youngling

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Use the lightbulb Luke!"

    Luke: "I used to shoot wamprats with my T-16 Lightbulb." (Something like that. You know what I'm talking about)

    Corran: "By the Lightbulb's bright glow, you hit like a Chadra-Fan!"
  14. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    The threads at the JC aren't sacred scriptures y'know?
  15. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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    *looks at mara strangely* Okaay


    Yoda: "My lightbulb or help you I will not!"

    Luke: "I'm looking for a great lightbulb"


    Yoda: "Find your friend, hmm?"

    Luke: "I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a lightbulb."

    Yoda: "Oohhh. Lightbulb. Phillips. You seek Phillips."
  16. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

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    Aug 20, 2001
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    Ackbar: The fleet will guard the perimiter, while the fighters into the lightbulb, and burn it out.
  17. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 8, 2001
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    Yoda: For my ally is the lightbulb, and a bright ally it is.
  18. lejmar_faldor_uk Jedi Master

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    Greedo: Jabba may only take your lightbulbs

    Han: Over my unlit body

    Greedo: thats the idea!

    ~~~~

    Chewie: raaar raoaooaoaor Lightbulbs raaaaar!
  19. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Wow. Impressive.

    I still prefer the bagel lines, though.
  20. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

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    These are hilarious, but I also like it when you take a random SW line and put "duck" into it. "Never underestimate the power of the duck" or something :D
  21. bterrik Force Ghost

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    Jan 11, 2001
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    ??How many Corellians does it take to screw in a lightbulb??





    None! If its dark, you can't see Corellians cheeting at sabacc!!!!!!

    From I, Jedi.
  22. Quel-Droma001 Jedi Knight

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    Apr 13, 2001
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    "I will crush your puny lightbulbs, and your friends on the forest lightbulb will die"

    Not sure of the exact quote but whatever.
  23. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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    "By the Emperor's lightbulb!"

    "I am fluent in changing over six million forms of lightbulbs"

    "Yub yub, lightbulb!"

    "Intensify forward lightbulb illumination!"
  24. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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  25. Darth_Destructo Jedi Master

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    Oct 2, 2001
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    "That's no moon ... that's a Lightbulb."
    "No way, a lightbulb could never be that big..."

    "Arn't you a little short to be a lightbulb?"

    "these are not the bulbs you're looking for."

    Like that?
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