Lightbulbs! (EUC Humor)

Jerj: Lord Bulb, this is an unexpected change. We're honored by your illumination.

Bulb: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put me back in my socket.

Jerj: I assure you, Lord Bulb, my electricians are working as fast as they can.

Bulb: Perhaps I can find new ways to illuminate them.

Jerj: I tell you, this flood light will be operational as planned.

Bulb: The Burnt Bulb does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.

Jerj: But he asks the impossible. I need more electricians.

Bulb: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.

Jerj: The Burnt Bulb is coming here?

Bulb: That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of illumination.

Jerj: We shall double our changes.

Bulb: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Burnt Bulb is not as forgiving as I am.

 

Ben: That lightbulb is our last hope
Yoda: No, there is another one at sears.

- And my sig -
Through you will, of course, be ultimately illuminated by the lightbulb, your electrical and socket systems will remain under your control. Provided your electrons behave themselves, of course."

 

I like Warm Lightbulbs myself, though Energy Saving ones are good too...

 

Yoda: "Luminous bulbs are we...not this crude glass and wiring."

 

Luke: "What is it?"

Ben: "It's your fathers light bulb. Not as clumsy or random as the sunlight, an elegent light source, for a more civilised age."

 

OK, this isn't following the same pattern, hopefully everyone will like it though:

What's the difference between Padme <(accent mark), and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew the lightbulb.

Har, Har, Har, laugh your heads off.

 

Burning bulbs!

(instead of vaping moffs!)

 

lol@Jacen

 

who needs lightbulbs when you have light sabres?

 

Han: That's what I thought, lightbulbs. Screwing into the power couplings.

Frank Palpatine: You want this. Take your Jedi lightbulb, strike me down with it.

Luke: But I was gonna go to Tachee Station and pick up some lightbulbs!

Leia: I am not a lightbulb!
/ I'd just as soon kiss a lightbulb.

Han: Sorry your highness, but we haven't got time for any lightbulbs.

 

Han: What an amazing lightbulb you've discovered!

 

Wedge: What about those lightbulbs?

Luke: You worry about those florescents, I'll worry about the lightbulbs!

Biggs: Luke! are you sure you can hit the socket?

Luke: Sure! it'll be just like the bathroom one back home!

 

Luke: Master Yoda, You can't burn out!

Yoda: Strong am I in the lightbulb, but not that strong.

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Hey maybe if stormtroopers had lightbulbs in their helmets they'd be able to see and shoot better. Then the rebels wouldn't have won!

 

The lightbulbs... why the lightbulbs... ?

 

Because there are no spoons. Why else?

 

Free. Your. Mind.

 

"What a wonderful light bulb you've discovered!"

 

"Dangerous and disturbing, this lightbulb is. Only a Jedi could have blown it out."

 

"If you will not turn to the dark side of the lightbulb, then perhaps she will."

 

"It seems this contest cannot be won by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with a lightbulb."

 

"Perhaps with just your presence, the darkness surronding this lightbulb will be revealed..."

 

VADER: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your lightbulb.

LUKE: He told me enough. He told me you broke it!

VADER: No, Luke....I am your lightbulb.

LUKE: NOOOOO!!


Yoda: How do you get so big, using lightbulbs of this kind?

 

Han: Horizontal Booster?

Chewie: Rawr!

Han: Alluvial Dampers?

Chewie: Roraw!

Han: That's not it, bring me the lightbulbs!
(mutters) Don't how we're gonna get get out of this one (disappears in crawlsapce. Ship shudders, sound of breaking glass) OW! Chewie!

 

How many Jawas does it take to change a lightbulb?







Four! Three to stand on each other's shoulders to reach the socket and one to give you the good one after it ironically blows out 30 seconds after selling it to you.

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How many protocol droids does it take to change a lightbulb?







None, they can?t stretch their arms that far, and even if they could, they?d spend the whole time whining about this ?not being part of their programming? and mopeing about this being their ?lot in life?.

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How many Tuskens does it take to change a lightbulb?







Two.

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How many Yodas does it take to change a lightbulb?






None, because he?ll tell you the bulb is ?too old, yes, too old to light up?