*Lightsaber Duel Thread*Bring your lightsaber!

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by padawanskywalker, May 7, 2003.

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  1. padawanskywalker Jedi Master

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    Apr 16, 2003
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    I have Anakin's lightsaber.*jumps and hides somewhere*hint..I am not in the closet.You will never guess.

    Strilo edit: See last post.
  2. DamonD Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Nov 22, 2002
    star 6
    Aha!

    *leaps at the closet*
    *KERRUNCH!*

    Damn...not here. Hmm... *looks around*
  3. KenKenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 11, 2002
    star 6
    padawanskywalker: Very nice idea, mate, and one that will most likely generate a wide audience with ample support to create a successful thread. ;) :)


    However, this would be better suited for the Roleplaying Forum. Try re-posting this there. ;)

    Thanks. :)


    Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day ;)
  4. DamonD Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Nov 22, 2002
    star 6
    Aha!

    *dives into the Roleplaying Forum*
  5. QuiGonTim Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 29, 2002
    star 4
    Runs in and kills Ken Kenobi for playing moderator and trying to kill this thread.
  6. MadameBastet Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 9, 2002
    star 1
    *Wanders around with lightsaber ignited, ready to fight anyone who attacks while here for the short while*

    I don't think it would work as a RPG. They usually have a basic story to get things going.
  7. senseless_apprentice Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Dec 18, 2002
    star 2
    walking around Kenobi's old hut, senseless_apprentice, the greatest jawa to ever live finds Qui-Gons lightsaber in a chest under a bed.



    WATCH OUT YOUNG SKYWALKER!



  8. DarthWeenie Jedi Master

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    Sep 2, 2002
    star 4
    Suddenly, a moist hot dog wiener spins violently out of nowhere, flying across the room and WHAPS senseless_apprentice right in the forehead, leaving a slightly greasy wiener-mark, before whirling back towards the originator of the devastating attack, Darth Weenie, where it lands perfectly in his hand once more.

    Senseless falls to the ground unconcious, as Darth Weenie positions the weenie in a defensive stance, ready for anything.

    "Who wants some...?"
  9. padawanskywalker Jedi Master

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    Apr 16, 2003
    star 4
    *sneaks away to get in another hiding place but first slashes the first user who replied.
  10. DARTH-PLONKER Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 23, 2003
    star 3
    *Walks in through custom made newly opened door in the wall. Force fries padawanskywalker*
  11. Darth-Horax Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 22, 2001
    star 6
    A crashing noise is heard in the hut of Kenobi as I dive into the room through the window brandishing Darth Maul's double bladed saber.

    "Let's get it on Weenie!!!"


    Bwahahahahahaha...........
  12. DARTH-PLONKER Jedi Master

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    Apr 23, 2003
    star 3
    *Points lightsaber at Darth-Horax*

    *Asks what Darth- Horax actually meant by "Lets get it on Darth Weenie"*
  13. Darth-Horax Force Ghost

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    Aug 22, 2001
    star 6
    I was looking for Darth-Weenie...I know he's here somewhere, his patented weenie boomerang move just incapacitated Senseless_Apprentice...I KNOW YOU'RE HERE SOMEWHERE Weenster!

    He's probably hiding in the sink again!
  14. senseless_apprentice Jedi Knight

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    Dec 18, 2002
    star 2
    Awaking from a deep sleep the mighty jawa apprentice wipes the weenie grease from his face and charges DarthWeenie. Slashing away he catches Weenie off guard only to notice that his old PT lightsaber has gone out!


    Senseless now searches the room for another weapon as Weenie slices after him.

  15. Darth-Horax Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 22, 2001
    star 6
    Weeeeeeeeeeeenieeeeeeeeee...where arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?


    Looks behind curtain..."GOTCHA!"

    Dang, that wasn't it either.
  16. DARTH-PLONKER Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 23, 2003
    star 3
    Dives saber 1st at Weenie but misses and hits senseless-apprentice by accident, rendering him senseless.
  17. Darth-Horax Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 22, 2001
    star 6
    ***Force pushes Darth-Plonker through the window***

    [the new guy] TIGER CLAW!!! [/the new guy]

    It's on now!
  18. Devilanse Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2002
    star 5
    A lone battle droid walks in....

    "DIE, JEDI DOGS!!!!!"

    *notices he is horribly outnumbered*

    "Uhhhhh....hehehe....did I say Die, Jedi dogs?...hehehe...I meant...Roger, Roger."

  19. senseless_apprentice Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Dec 18, 2002
    star 2
    stumbling from the gaping lightsaber whole in his side, and as senseless as a senseless-apprentice could possibly be. SA grabs one of Ben's dust covered gaffi sticks and begins to whack at the lone battle droid.
  20. Darth-Horax Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 22, 2001
    star 6
    Take this Roger Roger!!!

    ***Swirls around spinning the double bladed saber in his hands and approaches the battle droid. As he gets ready to strike, he notices his pants are saggin' thanks to the twirlin'. Simply force pushes the battle droid into the Senseless_Apprentice and takes off to find a secured room to fix his pants.***
  21. DARTH-PLONKER Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 23, 2003
    star 3
    *Force jumps back in through the window*

    *Starts to force strangle Darth Horax*

    Ragggghhhhh
  22. Darth-Horax Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 22, 2001
    star 6
    Gah...Gahh...Gaaaaaaaaaaaa...


    ***Breaks free of the force choke by a swift kick to Darth Plonker's Groin! As Plonker reels from the pain, I pull out a thermal detonator and throw it in his general direction before I dive into the closet to await the blast****
  23. DARTH-PLONKER Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 23, 2003
    star 3
    Force pushes Thermal Detonator lying on the ground towards the closet.
  24. Darth-Horax Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 22, 2001
    star 6
    Oh crap...



    BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!



    ***Rolls out onto floor from the closet laughing hysterically***


    Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

    I was wearing a thermal detonator protection jacket!!! Take this, Plonker!

    ***slices Plonker across the arm with side 1 of his lightsaber, and slices his left leg with side 2 of the saber***
  25. DamonD Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Nov 22, 2002
    star 6
    *hilariously leaps back from the Roleplaying Forum*

    Well, I'm here now, kiddies. Time to go to school.

    *goes to school*
    *comes back*

    Right, now that's taken care of, I can get involved in the fight.
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