*Lightsaber Duel Thread*Bring your lightsaber!

Plokoon480 runs into the room with lightsaber ignited.
"Muahahahahahaha!!! All shall DIE! Muahahahahahaha!!!"
As he runs PK480 trips and falls on his lightsaber instantly dying.
"Ah crap!Not again!"

 

Watch that last step, oh, never mind...

 

*DArth Plonker, with lightsaber arm and one leg missing, hops around the room like a mad man, headbutting anyone in sight.*

Arrrggggggghhhhh. I'm not finished yet, you suckers.

 

Pushes Darth Plonker from behind and watches him fall face first to the floor.


[Nelson] Ha ha! [/Nelson]

 

We'll call it a draw then, shall we?

 

"Hello, where is everyone. You all ran away, did you, you cowards. Haha, no-one can take on the mighty Darth Plonker, even if he has an arm and leg missing. I win. Haha.
Arggggggggghhhhhhh." *Trips and falls out of window, which happens to be 200 ft above the ground*

"Crap, not again"

 

*sitting on the can in a port-o-potty**hears a knock*
"occupied"!
*hears another knock*
"occupied"!!
*yet another knock*
"occupied dammit"!
*ignites saber**shoves it through door*
"there we go".

 

Darth Weenie walks out of adjacent port-o-potty. His weenie is recharged and ready for action.

"Im back, foolios!!!! Where's Darth Horax? I do hate to keep a worthy opponent waiting. However, doody calls..."

Using the darkside of the force, he is able to mask his prescence from the other combatants in the room, and goes searching for Darth Horax, weenie in defensive position.

 

From the top ropes!

Darth Horax dives off of the nearest counter and drops an intimidating elbow on the back of the Weenie's head. He picks him up off the the floor and head butts him in the face, causing the Weenster to stumble.

DH ignites his two ended saber and yells a haughty challenge, "AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEYYYYYIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

 

Darth Weenie rolls across the floor to the other side of the room, and pops up facing Horax. He grits his teeth as he raises his hands, a millisecond away from unleashing his attack...but...his weenie is nowhere to be found!

"Holy crap! Im dead. Oh, where could it be?..." **Looks around frantically.**

 

As the tauntings continue ("Nee!"), Darth Horax kicks the weenie in the weenie, causing him to double over in pain.

As DH moves in for the kill, he trips on something wet and malleable on the floor...the lost Weenie...and falls face first on the ground.

"Umph!"

Crap.

 

...a hulking black cloaked man walks in...the only sound he makes is the metallic wheeze of his life support gear....

....Everyone in the room begins quaking with fear...could it be....Vader?

...The stranger lifts his head...its not Darth Vader....It's GARTH Vader....Darth Vader's illiterate cousin from the Rural system.

"Y'alls in some trouble, now! Yeee haw!"

...He pulls out his triple bladed lightsaber, and cuts off his own hand while igniting it...

"Dad'gummit!!!!!"

 

*jumps in through window,shattering glass all over everyone*slahes*jumps back out window,crashing into a trash can,and making a cat go,"MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW"*

 

*Darth Plonker walks in, with a new prosthetic arm and leg and new lightsaber.It turns out his fall was stopped by a passing speeder(everyone gasps.)*
Immediately starts choking his arch rival, Darth Horax*

"Come and get a piece of me, suckers."

*Watches in horror as Darth Horax breaks out of the Force Grip and slices off Plonkers prosthetic saber hand.*

"I didn't mean that literally, you idiot. I still need that piece, give it back."

 

NO!

Tries to throw the prosthetic out the window, but it inadvertantly hits the Weenie in the head with a thump!

Crap...

 

*As Plonker goes to retrieve his prosthetic, Weenie elbows him on the back of the head, dropping Plonker to the floor. As Weenie raises his saber to strike the killing blow, Plonker force rollypollies out of the way*

 

As Plonker rollypollies towards the door, he inadvertantly runs over Darth-Horax's foot, causing him to scream in pain.

"Yeep!"

DH hops on one foot until the swelling goes down.

 

*OBIX1 ingnites lightsaber* this party's over! *force pushes everyone back*

 

*Does the same thing he did in the last post*but,crashes into OBIX1 on the street*oops*did you break anything?

 

Shakes his head to clear it out.

BWHAUAHGGHHGHGGHEUSHSHGHG!!!


Ok, that's better. Where'd the Weenie go?

 

*Plonker, having refitted his prosthetic, lunges at Darth-Horax lightsaber raised*

 

*OBIX1 jumps up off the street and reignites lightsaber.jump towards darth-horax and swings lightsaber at him*

 

*punches himself*DOH*I always do that on Wednesday*

 

*kicks Darth Horax in bottom*

 

DH does a back flip to avoid getting hit by the two sabers coming his way. Unfortunately, he gets the seat of his pants caught on the chandelier. Hanging suspended in mid air, he puts his double bladed saber in a defensive position.

"Bring it on, boys, bring it on..."