*Lightsaber Duel Thread*Bring your lightsaber!

DP throws his lightsaber at the chain connecting the chandelier to the ceiling, severing it and bringing the chandelier and DH crashing down. He force pushes the chandelier into a corner, trapping DH, at the same time calling his saber back. Without thinking, he catches, chopping off his newlt refitted prosthetic hand.

 

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*twirls double bladed lightsaber around like darth maul. Does a double backflip and lands on the ground perfectly poised for battle*

Are you looking at me?

 

Cool, like the saber....

Now I must kill you.

*Remembers missing prosthetic hand.*

Oh yeah. Damn it.

 

*OBIX1 jumps over everyones heads,force pushes odj back,and starts to fight DH and DP*

 

This sucks...

Force pushes the chandelier at Obix1, jumps to his feet, relighting his double edged saber, and throwing an apple at the Plonker...hitting him square in the nose.

Gotcha!

 

slashes chandelier in half. dives at DH and cuts one end off his double saber. yeah!

 

jumps in the battle dodges falling light thingy and comes up to block Obi1x lightsaber. picks up an apple wonders how it got here throws it at DP and keeps fighting. Hears DP in the backgroung saying " not the apple again" (thud)

 

*jumps in from window shattering glass over everyone*crashes into Darth Horax knocking him into the saber pit*GWAHHAWWAH*DOH*A dog 8 my homework*

 

blocks yoda_siths lightsaber,jumps over yoda_siths head, lands behind him and slashes

 

Owwwwww

*Runs from the room clutching nose with his remaining hand serching for a new prosthetic/ his mummy*

 

*padawanskywalker jumps through window,slashes and knocks DH into the saber pit.

 

Hang on, you just did that.

 

Argggghhhhh. They've cloned padawanskywalker.

 

Not another Clone War!

DH jumps out the window to escape the twirling blades, only to reappear coming out of the refrigerator with a bucket full of water which he subsequently throws on all particpants of the battle!

Take that you scoundrels!

*SPLASH!*

 

*cuts DP in half,pushing DP into the saber pit*Have a nice trip!*

 

*Darth Plonker walks in from the closet*
"Hey guys, does anyone know where my clone went?"

 

*knocks the real DP into the saber pit,then pushes OBIX1 into the pit as well*

 

*makes sandwiches for snacks*anything you want is on the table,you say it,then it appears*

 

While falling, DP force pushes OBIX1 back out out saber pit and pulls padawanskywalker in after him.

Sacraficing his life for OBIX1 in his final act, and ridding the world of the much despised padawanskywalker, he becomes One With the Force.

R.I.P Darth "clever" Plonker

 

padawanskywalker,in his anger kills DP.I am not dead.

 

I am just like Darth Vader.He keeps himself alive with anger*

 

I walk in with my lightsaber ignited, saying, "Lunch is over." The combined Darth Vader and C3P0 lunges at Darth Weenie, using his lightsaber to roast the boomerang weenie and eat it. Then, he shears Weenie's head off and using the Force, turns his body into a weenie. Vader and 3P0 then roast him and eat.

 

*Darth Plonker walks in from the closet*
"Hey guys, did anyonesee my clone went? I think I saw him here a few minutes ago."

*Sees the ghost of the clone of DP*
"Ahh, there you are"

*DP and clone ghost both attack padawanskywalker. With there combined power they easily defeat him and push him in the lightsaber pit.*

"Anyone else wanna go?"

 

*jumps from saber pit pushing,DP in*This party is over DP!Now you fall again

 

YODA_SITH's clone comes in wanting revenge on OBX1 for cutting his ture self in half. Sits at the table wacthing the fighting and eating while waiting for OBX1.