*Lightsaber Duel Thread*Bring your lightsaber!

Still waiting for OBX1 I will get revenge. "blood spatters on face from some where has to wipe it off" " ahhh not again"

 

DP jumps back out of saber pit while clone ghost attacks padawanskywalker. DP joins in the attack, slicing padawanskywalker in half and killing him once and for all.

 

*sorry DP I have 1 billion clones*

 

*DP leaves room, then re-enters with hundreds of clones of himself, all with lightsabers in the ready position*

"Begun, the clone wars have"

*Orders via comlink for a clone crewed orbiting Impstar Deuce to begin attack on padawanskywalkers clone army.*

 

*lights lightsaber*
He he he...
*Sees approaching clones*
*Drops lightsaber and runs away*

 

*uses fart machine to knock out DP and DP's clones*I have a shield nobody can turn off and it is invisible*

 

I am cool in duels! Why can't I get the markup codes?

 

DPs Impstar Deuce orbiting the planet anihilates padawanskywalkers clone army.

 

YODA_SITH goes makes his own clone army and starts fighting ps's army. I can't jst sit around fir ever OBX1.

 

destroys YODA SITH and DP'S clone army.

 

You missed one of my clones because it whent over to the CCC for a drink.

 

Wacthes as KENK's noghri from the CCC come out of nowhere and start killing. hundreds puring out of a big imp star. Help me kill the noghri.

 

*Darth Plonker's new Death Star arrives out of hyperspace in orbit around the planet*

"Surrender or die"

 

*punches DP*punches self*

 

OK kiddies take your sandwiches and eat then you may start dueling again.

 

*you cannot hide DP*Give yourself to the darkiside,oops I meant fartside!LOL!

 

*it is quiet,too quiet*leaps into closet*Darn,DP is not here

 

*DP swings down from the spare chandelier hanging from the ceiling booting padawanskywalker in the rear end and kicking him clean out the window*

 

*as he flies out of the window he kills a cat*

 

*Darth MacDaddy walks in to see what all the noise is, but.... is distracted by a table full of food. After scanning around he decides to tuck in*

 

"Hey, that's my sandwhich"
*Darth Plonker whips out lightsaber and challenges Darth McDaddy to a duel over the last Chicken Tika sandwhich*

 

WOTF sees that there is beer on that table (ummm beeeerr!) and races to get there before Darth Macdaddy...

 

Darth MacDaddy is torn between Darth Plonkers threatening advances over the last Chicken Tikka sandwitch, and WOTF's move for the beer, undecided he whips out his lightsaber and rises to the challange of Darth Plonker. "You better keep your paws of that pint Will.... I mean it!"

 

WOTF is not afraid of this idle threat, gets to the table and makes his selection. He quickly downs his pint of Stella and in one split second move he spins around 180, wipes his mouth, and draws his light saber. "The beer's all mine Macdaddy!"

 

Darth MacDaddy nearly ****s himself, 4 seconds flat for a pint of Stella, and then to spin 180 and still be standing, pretty impressive. Once his bowels had settled though, MacDaddy glanced at both WOTF and Darth Plonker, "Right you set of pussys, lets have it".