*Lightsaber Duel Thread*Bring your lightsaber!

HAHAHA! Macdaddy is crying as if Darth Vader has just told him he's his daddy!

 

(In deep menacing voice) WILL, I am your Father.

 

You little liar!


(Young paddy1 gets up off the now much flatter padawan skywalker and brushes some entrails off his robes)


I am your Father, Will.

 

Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!
It seemed impossible, but somehow I survived Darth-Plonker's devastating attack.

I then boogie on over to Darth Plonker and young_paddy1 as they both argue about who's the daddy. With one sweeping blow, I take off both fighters's heads.

 

(Young_paddy1 crawls around on the floor searching for his head, but finds Darth-plonker's and punts it into Anakin-sleepwalkers face)

What have you done with my head sleepwalker, do you know how much a new one will cost.

 

*turns on the pre-school music*If you do not stop cutting each others heads off I will not turn this off!DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY A NEW RUG WILL COST SINCE IT IS ALL COVERED IN BLOOD!

 

Sorry.


*turns lightsaber off and walks over to end table with stereo on it*


*uses elbow to nudge stereo off table, which crashes and breaks apart on the ground*


Ooops.

 

*DP finally finds his head and sticks it back on, and using his force powers, Force sews it back on. Then he elbows Anakin Sleepwalker in the back of the neck for chopping off his head and runs off with Darth MacDaddys beer, which was sticking out the back of his pants.*

 

*uses ice cream maker to make refreshments*







~Bite me

 

MacDaddy glances round to see Darth Plonker running off with his beer... "Oi yer b*****d come back with my beer". MacDaddy starts after him, but..... "Hmmmmm, ice cream", he stops, "Are you from Bespin?"

 

*enters in an AT-ST and randomly chases people around with it*

 

Hey Macdaddy, if you see a head on your beer fueled rampage tap it over here, it would be nice to be able to chew the pretzels rather than just tipping them down my neck.

 

Hello... I am still in the room, saber ignited, waiting for padawanskywalker or DP to walk in. I'm still hungry. After Force-Weenieing Darth Weenie, I want more!

 

"DARTH_VADER_AND_C3P0, Darth Plonker is here and he is....Ohh, is that an apple pie I smell"

*DP thinks with his stomach and follows his nose over to the table, where he engages in a duel with WILL over the steaming hot apple pie*

"Nooooooooooooooooooo, that's not true! That's impossible! Someone finished off all the custard"

*DP storms off in a custard withdrawel induced rage*

 

*flies in and crashe sinto the wall and falls into the punch bowl,gets up and trips*Darn!**** !I am ready to kick some a**

 

STOP GETTING STUFF ALL OVER THE CARPET!

 

MacDaddy picks up a large football, "lets have a kick about...", just as hes about to toss the ball in the air it lets out a sqeaking noise, "oh... oh wait I think its young_paddy1s head, here you go bud!"

MacDaddy now looks up at the Nutter in the AT-ST, "what the ****!"

 

cheers bucko, I now know how bobbit felt. Losing a few inches off the top is no fun at all.

Lets kick some AT-ST a**.

(young_padd1 charges in newly re-capitated and lightsaber in hand)

 

(young_paddy1 barrels straight past the AT-ST and out through the door into the hangman forum, picks up a beer and charges back in)

 

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT THE BEER!

 

well if you put the ice-cream maker down you might find out.

Unless of course you have beer flavoured ice-cream

 

"Hmm... Beer flavoured ice cream... Oi my young_paddy1 gis some of that there beverage will ya, I is very thirsty"

Harmony decends....

"Chill padawanskywalker, your time for the beer will come - just have patience... and hurry up with my ****ing ice cream!"

 

*is still randomly chasing people with an AT-ST*

 

(Waves can in front of Macdaddy's face then drains it, Macdaddy lerches forward like a mental patient who hasn't taken his medication)

Hurry up with that icecream padawanskywalker I think I made him angry.

 

Which flavor do you want? We have
blueberry
strawberry
grape
orange
chocolate
sea
magma
snow
And finally
beer
~padawanskywalker