Lightsabers and Baby Bottles- A young Obi-Wan Kanobi Fan-Fic

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  1. Mekial Force Ghost

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    Dec 9, 1999
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    Hi!

    This is a fan fic about Obi-Wan Kenobi's younger days. I hope you enjoy! As always, feedback is appreciated!
    ***

    I'm gonna get 'im. Finawy!

    Two year old Obi-Wan Kenobi stealthily moved his small body to the edge of the cramped vent, where he could see better. There he was. He was gonna get him this time!

    He moved himself into position.

    Jus' a leettle closer. C'mon. Jus a leetle.

    The dimunitive figure below him inched forward, moving every second to the spot where certain doom would meet him. Obi-Wan giggled. He tried to shush himself, but it was too funny. It erupted into outright laugher, but the passing figure didn't seem to notice.

    He's al'ost there.

    Obi-Wan lifted the air vent. He squatted into the jumping position.

    Okay. Just fie more steps, and yer mine!

    Five...

    Four...

    Three...

    Two...

    One...

    JUMP

    Obi-Wan leaped out of the air vent, coming down on top of Master Yoda...or so he thought. He watched in horror as the green figure sidestepped his attack.

    AHHHHHHHHH

    ***

    A very small post, but I hope it'll get you interested!

    [This message has been edited by Mekial (edited 02-17-2000).]

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  2. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
    star 5
    Ohhhhhhh!!!!! This is too cute! I love the way he says "Finawy!" and "al'ost." I'm hooked!
  3. Ty-gon Jinn Jedi Master

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    Jan 12, 2000
    star 4
    Mekial-
    I can't believe you came up with another great story!
  4. Old Juan Jedi Master

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    Apr 1, 1999
    star 4
    Whoa dude! This is pretty *#%^&! up right here....but it's cool
  5. Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi Jedi Master

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    Jul 14, 1999
    star 2
    Woo-ow! Niiice stooory! Obbbi-Waaan-mee liiike iit! Hehehehehehe! Poost Moore!
  6. Scully-Wan Kenobi Jedi Knight

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    Aug 20, 1999
    This is a really really cute story...even if you did misspell 'Kenobi' !
  7. Hiroko01 Jedi Knight

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    Dec 14, 1998
    star 3
    Mental image of Flying Kenobi and the Wrath of Yoda

    Hehehe!!
  8. Amidolee Force Ghost

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    Jan 8, 2000
    star 5
    Whoohoo!!!!! Obi-Wan in diapers! Too cute!! Post more!!!!

    Yoda: "Land on me, you will not!"
  9. Mara (Mary) Jade Jedi Knight

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    Feb 15, 2000
    is this absolutely toooooooo cute?
  10. snowbee-wan kenobi Jedi Master

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    Jan 28, 2000
    star 4
    more moreee moreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  11. Maija Darklighter Jedi Knight

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    star 2
    *burst laughing untill the pain in the side*
    Whee hoo that was soo funny and cute. Little Obi jumping on Yoda?
    Teehee

    Darklighter http://indigo.ie/~owenc/flash.gif
  12. Kit' Manager Emeritus

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    Oct 30, 1999
    star 5
    Oh my gosh!!

    starts giggling until she goes blue in the face

    Oooh ooooo more pwease!!!!

    Kithera

  13. Darth Dismembered Jedi Knight

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    Sep 24, 1999
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    C'mon. We want more. Too cute.



    Darth D

    -The nuttiest Darth around-
  14. Jedi Erica Amidala Jedi Master

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    Dec 16, 1999
    star 4
  15. Amidolee Force Ghost

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    Jan 8, 2000
    star 5
    What?! No more posts? Grr.......
  16. Trika_Kenobi Force Ghost

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    Nov 4, 1999
    star 6
    This is twisted...this is too weird...this...

    is...so cool!!!!

    Trika Kenobi
  17. Rabe02 Jedi Knight

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    Nov 13, 1999
    star 1
  18. Mekial Force Ghost

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    Dec 9, 1999
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    Scully-Wan-- O, thanx for telling me. I didn't realize I spelled it wrong!

    Old Juan--Lets keep this thread G rated please.

    Thank you soooooo much for the replies! Please keep responding!

    ***

    THUMP

    THUMP

    THUMP

    "Oh no, Master Windu, not again."

    "Yes, this little one seems intent on tackling Master Yoda."

    "Have you found how he gets into the air vents yet?"

    "We're working on it."

    Obi-Wan felt a light touch on his back as the healer took him.

    "Obi-Wan? Can you hear me? Or did you knock yourself out again?"

    Obi-Wan sat up groggily. "I can hear."

    The healer smiled. Then her expression turned stern and she sat him on the bed. "Obi-Wan Kenobi! That's the third time this week!" She wagged a slim finger at him. "You shouldn't try to tackle Master Yoda!"

    The two year old looked at her, confused. "Why not?" he puffed out his chest proudly. "I'n taller den he is!"

    The healer covered her mouth to surpress a giggle. "Um...yes...well..." She burst into giggles. But she saw the young child watching her, and attempted to be serious. "I am too, hon'. But you don't see me tackling Master Yoda!"

    Obi-Wan laughed. "Dat's 'cause you so big, you'd smash 'im!"

    The healer's mouth dropped and her face turned beet red.

    "Fiesty this one is."

    Obi-Wan turned around to face the new figure in the room. "Good morn, Mas'er 'Oda."

    The short Jedi Master looked him in the eye. "Fully recovered you are?"

    Obi-Wan smiled brightly and jumped down from the bed. "Yep."

    The healer eyed him. "I don't know. You took a pretty hard hit."

    Obi-Wan nodded, or tried to. The room was swirling around him. " 'ELP!" He fell to the floor. The healer rushed to him.

    "Obi-Wan? OBI-WAN?"

    He shook his blonde head. "I alright. Don' worry! Be 'appy!"

    She smiled and lifted him back on the bed. "Now stay put."

    She turned to the Jedi Masters in the room. "Master Yoda, Master Windu, would you mind watching him for a moment while I get him some Sedaminafin?"

    Mace Windu nodded. Obi-Wan studied him. He shouldn't. He had gotten in trouble for it before. But it was so tempting...He reached out a pudgy hand, but the tall Jedi Master grabbed it. "No."

    Obi-Wan scowled. The dark skinned Jedi Master had black hair that went past his ankles, and when he let it hang, it was so easy just to reach over and grab a handful. Then you pulled it real hard. It was a fun game that all the kids his age played. They called it "Make Mas'er Windy look up!"

    "Got it." the healer walked back into the room with a spoonful of red liquid in her hand. "Open, Obi-Wan." Obi-Wan obeyed. The healer poured the liquid from the spoon into his mouth. A horrible taste entered his mouth.

    BLECH!

    He spit it out, all over the healer. She looked at him in shock. "OBI-WAN KENOBI!"

    He grinned. She stormed back into the room and got the whole bottle of medicine. She poured some into the spoon, spilling it all over the counter. But she didn't seem to notice. "OPEN."

    He clamped his mouth shut.

    She walked closer to him. "OPEN. NOW!"

    He closed his mouth stubbornly. The healer shot a look to Master Windu, and he walked forward. "Open your mouth now, Obi-Wan."

    He shook his head. The tall Jedi Master grabbed his wrists and pinned him against the bed. Obi-Wan opened his mouth to scream and the healer forced a spooful of medicine down his throat. After Master Windu had made sure it was all down, he released his grip on the young boy.

    Obi-Wan looked at him, angry. "MA'SER WINDY! YOU LET 'ER POISON ME!"

    ***

    Come now, don't tell me that you never spewed medicine all over your mom before!
  19. Amidolee Force Ghost

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    Jan 8, 2000
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    I love it!!!!!!! Brings back memories.

    Hmm, i have the feeling were going to discover the reason behind Windu's non-exsistent 'do!
  20. Ty-gon Jinn Jedi Master

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    Jan 12, 2000
    star 4
    I happen to know that Mekial actually pulls that "Look up!" trick that Obi1 tried to pull on Windu on her little sister regularly.
    Bravo, Mekial!
  21. Jedi Kylenn Jedi Master

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    Jul 2, 1999
    star 4
    ***ROFLHysterically!!!!*

    Keep going!
  22. Jane Jinn Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 12, 2000
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    I can just imagine Mace Windu losing all his hair to Obi-Wan Kenobi's grabby little hands!

    This is hilarious, Mekial, but I have to ask...What about Voices of the Past? Don't tell me it's ancient history, please don't!
  23. Trika_Kenobi Force Ghost

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    Nov 4, 1999
    star 6
    I wrote a story about young Trika a long time ago...she called him "Master Yodo"...this is too hilarious!
  24. Chandar Stardreamer Jedi Padawan

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    Oct 9, 1999
    ROFL...my sister thinks my mom and I are now crazy...completely over the edge...
    Keep it up! MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MMORE (oops)

  25. Ty-gon Jinn Jedi Master

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    Jan 12, 2000
    star 4
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