Lightsabers and Baby Bottles- A young Obi-Wan Kanobi Fan-Fic

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Cute. More soon.



Darth D

-The nuttiest Darth around-

 

Up! Fly my little thread, fly!

Sorry, I usually have decaf . . .

 

So cute! I was laughing out loud for several minutes! Very funny. <continues to laugh again> Post some more!

 

"WOW. Ma'ser 'Oda has got to teach me how to tackle like that."
ROTFLMBO!

Yoda on a motorcycle?
I wish I could see a picture of that!

More story please!

 

Oh, everyone thinks that 'Oda stinks
Like a piece of rotten cheese.
But me I say that he's okay,
Just as long as there's a breeze!

Bravo Mekial! UP!!!

And by the way, I know Mekial has ideas for her next post, so it can't be far away!

 

*grins sheepishly*

Uh, yah, I know. Only 2 posts on the other page. I'll post soon! Fear not! I will not forget this story! (I have waaaay to much fun writing it!)

 

*jumps up and down doing the Happy Dance*

Hooray!!

*...the settles down and eagerly awaits the next story post.*

 

Pleeeeeease post!!!!!!!!

 

Okeyday! As promised, here's more!

***"Jedi #5" is by Padmimi. And thanx to Ty-gon (again) for the great ideas he keeps feeding me! He deserves alot of credit for this one!***

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"A lil' bit o' 'Oda in my life, A lil' bit o' Windy by my side, a lil' bit o' Checker is what I nee', a lil' bit o' Bant is what I see. A lil' bit o'..."

Che'ka groaned and continued her trek down the halls of the Jedi Temple. He was so annoying.

"...a lil' bit o' force makes me yo' man"

She rolled her eyes. Her musical charge had just made up a new song, and he had been singing it all morning. She grabbed his pudgy hand. She stopped the little boy in his tracks.

"Obi-Wan, do you know why we're going to see Master Yoda?"

He nodded. "Cuz' you 'tole his undies."

Che'ka's jaw dropped. " I did not!"

He looked at her. "Did too!"

She stared back at him." I did not!

"Uh huh!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yah you did!"

"Obi-Wan..." She stopped abruptly as she felt the looks of the Masters on her back. Her face turned a bright crimson.

I must look pathetic. Sitting here arguing with a two year old!

She acted like she hadn't noticed anything and scooped Obi-Wan up in her arms.

"I did not" she whispered in his ear. He stuck his tongue out at her.

They walked along in silence for a moment. Obi-Wan was pre-occupied with the necklace that hung around her, a present she had recieved from her Master on her thirteenth birthday. Che'ka was going over what she was going to tell Yoda. This wasn't going to be easy.

Number one. It wasn't just me! Pitae and Goor did it too! Number two. Obi-Wan is responsible for everything else.

As she walked, she lined up reasoning for her two points.

"Che'ka! Long time no see!"

She turned around, recognizing the voice immediatly. "Master! Er, I mean..."

He laughed and enveloped her in a hug.

"Hey Ma'ser dude, yer quishin' me!"

Master Dima Ro'cea pulled back quickly. "What do we have here?"

Che'ka sighed. "I was assigned to be a caretaker. This is my charge."

"Obi-Wan grinned. "Heylo! Mine name is Goober."

Che'ka shot him a look. "Obi-Wan, your never to lie to the Masters."

He gave her an innocent look. "I'n not! Mine name is Goober."

Che'ka groaned. Her Master chuckled, then his expression turned serious. "What's this I here about you and Master Yoda's boxers?"

She blushed. "You know about that?"

He gave her a look. "Everyone knows about that."

She giggled. Her Master gave her a stern look, but it quickly erupted into laughter of his own.

"You don't know how many of us have tried to do that!"

Che'ka's jaw dropped. "You mean...?"

He laughed. "Generations of Jedi have tried to get a glimpse of his boxers. How'd you do it."

She told him the whole story. He laughed.

"Well, my young former padawan, I must be going. And I hear you have an appointment with Master Yoda."

She nodded. He gave her a smile and left. Che'ka continued her trek down the hall. Within moments they were standing outside the healer's room were Yoda was still recovering. She put Obi-Wan down.

"Stay here until I come out to get you. You hear me?"

He nodded. She turned around and opened the door to Yoda's chambers.

And the sheep walks into the lion's den...

She looked in...and there stood Yoda, dressed in nothing but his boxers. She gasped. He turned around, and for the first time in her life, she saw Yoda's green face turn bright red.

"GET OUT YOU WILL IF LIVING YOU ENJOY!"

But Che'ka couldn't move. She just stood there. And then...she started laughing outloud. For, on his boxers, were the munchkins from "Wizard of Oz." Yoda's head was put on one of the munchkin's bodies, and sewn in in bright gold letters was...

We Represent The Lollipop Gang

Che'ka laughed harder. She didn't even notice Yoda, until it was too late.

WHACK

WHACK

WHACK

Che'ka cried out as Yoda hit her knee three times. He then turned around, walked the other direction, and ran to her, jumping higher than he should have been able to. At the last second, she saw him lift one of his scrawny legs, and it hit her head. She grabbed her pounding head and ra

 

Ha r dd to typee when lau ghi ng
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ROFLOL ohh my gosh that is SOOO hilarious!!!
I love it!

 

LOL!!!! Awww man, Poor Obi-Wan!
Not to mention Yoda!

 

*Laughing hard*
*choke*
*still laughing*

We Represent The Lollipop Gang
LOL!

Darklighter

 

Hahahahahahahahaha!
(and now I've got Mambo #5 stuck in my head!)

 

I am laughing so hard!!! A sequel!!!pleez!!!!!!???

 

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! Okay, sorry to burst your buble, but if you were following the song, it's "Lollypop Guild." Okay, so I've heard Mambo #5, Combo #5, now jedi #5?!?!?! This is too much!

 

It's not over yet. 1 or 2 more posts.

[This message has been edited by Mekial (edited 03-24-2000).]

 

***

Che'ka lay in bed, looking at the ceiling, waiting for her breakfast to be brought.

This is going to be so fun!

She looked down at hearing the door squeak open. Yoda stood there, bearing a tray of fruit and slices of fried eani meat. He walked over to her bed and placed in on the nightstand. She looked it over. Then she turned her attention to Yoda. A smile lit her face. He was wearing exactly what she had instructed him to wear. A yellow dress, with lace around the bottom and had a croched collar. He was also wearing a fake pearl necklace, and a white hat with yellow lillies in it. The outfit was completed with 6 inch high heels and a white handbag.

"You didn't wear make up. I told you specifically about the make up."

He looked at her, his eyes pleading. "Che'ka..."

"I suppose I could set up a session with Master Windu this afternoon. I would expect he'd love to hear about the other day..."

He nodded. She grinned. "That's better. Now, did you do my laundry?"

He nodded solemnly. She smiled. "Good. Now, stand on your head."

"What?"

"You heard me. Stand on your head."

He sighed and did as he was told. She smiled. But no, that was funny or embarrasing enough.

"Do the hokey pokey."

He gaped at her. She shot him a look. He started to move his arms.

"No, no, no, no. Sing it."

"Put your left arm in you do..."

"No, sing it like humans sing it."

"You put your left arm in..."

Che'ka grinned as she watched. Smile, Yoda! You're on candid camera! Tomorrow the whole Temple will see you in this get up.

"You stopped singing."

He shrugged. "The first verse, I did."

"Do the sixth verse."

His eyes went buggy. "No..."

"Do it...or else."

He sighed. "You put your rear end in, you put your rear end out, you put your rear end in, and you shake it all about..."

Now, this was good.

"CHE'KA DEMARGE'! That will be quite enough!"

Mace Windu. She looked around. No, not just him. The whole council.

Uh oh...

She jumped up. "Um, if you'll excuse me, I have a...very important...smimming lesson, yes, a swimming lesson to attend to. Uh... bye."

She jumped out of her bed and made for the doorway. But eleven glowering Jedi were in her way.

***

That night, Obi-Wan spent the night in another caretakers quarters. But even as he was laying there, trying to sleep, he could hear the council yelling.

"CHE'KA! THAT WAS....ARGH! AND YOU YODA! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER! YOU..."

Obi-Wan grinned. He loved it when the adults got yelled at.

"OBI-WAN!"

Obi-Wan grinned. Hean had most likely discovered the frogs he had put in her bed. Hean marched in, his gold eyes wild.

Obi-Wan grimaced. Now it was his turn to get yelled at...

That night at the Temple, no one got much sleep.

THE END

 

HILARIOUS!!!!! Yoda and the hokey pokey!!!!

mad.gif What???? This can't be the end!!!!

 

Mekial, come over to my story Count the Cost by R U Sidious in the next couple days I hopefully will have a connection to you story I couldn't resist doing. It should be on Page 3 or 4. I started this story on my husbands sign on and finally got my own sign on.

 

NO! NOT THE END! THIS STORY IS TOO GOOD TO BE OVER! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PLOT YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IN PERSON? MEKIAL, I LOVE THIS STORY! PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE OVER!

 

Actually, I was kinda thinking about a sequel. Would you guys be interested? If so, would you like to see a story about

a) Windu's hair
b) Obi-Wan's 3rd birthday
c) Obi-Wan's play group

Pleaz cast your vote!

 

Any of the above sound interesting.

 

Obi-Wan's play group? Oh, this is gonna be good...