FF:QLD Lightsabers as weapons of distinction:D

swipes spoon out of Grieyl's hands and uses spoon to feed him his babyfood

 

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"Destroy him! Destroy him before he destroys you!"

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I think I already have, it shouldn't take very long for him to realize that the spoons were geard to explode if JP held them for longer than a minute.

 

Haha we have him now!

<Sizzle>

Your spoons a dud dude

 

Dag-nabit! I knew I should have used real plastic explosive instead of that playdoh, but the Hamster did say it was going to work...... Hmmmmmmm, back to the drawing board I think.

 

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Stupid hamster.

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I told you we shouldn't have trusted him!

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Would you listen to me?

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Noooo!

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Well allright, what's you plan then smarty?

 

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Give me a second to think.

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It's a lot harder to think when you're drowning than most people think.

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Be that as it may, but if you don't come up with something quick we all going to die.

 

Ohh what does this string do?

<Pulls>

*Woosh*

Woo Hoo a life raft, room for two. Me and...

 

And me, you were going to say me right?

 

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WAIT!

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I have a plan!

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Well it sure ain't gonna be the Ewok, hurry up an get in, stop waisting precious time.

 

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You all hate me

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don't you?

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<climbs in raft> Now what gave you that idea?

 

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Sorry, could you repeat that.

 

I said hurry up you dim wit we gotta get outa here.

 

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What do you mean hurry up, I'm in the damn raft aren't I?

 

Hey the SS "Grieyls" is sinking quickly, now come on u guys we have to rescue Mr Squidly from the sinking SS "Grieyls", if he dies again, well that will mean he will have died twice hmm?

 

What do you mean, he's a turtle! He lives for the water.

 

Good point lol < and I profess to be half intelligent lol>

Oh ok then smarty pants , what about the crate of chocolate and the hundereds of containers of Star Wars 12 inch dolls including the "Scout Speeder Bike" that r about to go under with SS "Grieyls"?

 

DOLLS! How dare you call 12" figures Dolls. They may not be action figures but their certainly NOT dolls.

Grieyls start paddling.

 

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