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Saga Lines or actions that could have ended the saga

Discussion in 'Star Wars Saga In-Depth' started by Darth Weavile, Oct 12, 2017.

  1. Darth Weavile

    Darth Weavile Jedi Knight star 1

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    Here's a fun game. What if a character said or did something that completely changed the course (or just ended) the saga? Here's a few funny ones:

    - "We'll try one of the larger dealers"-Qui-Gon

    - "Uncle Owen, what about that one?"- Luke
    - "Nah, just fix up the red one at Tosche station"- Owen

    -"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a sith leg-"- Palpatine
    -"Hold up, how do you the story of a Sith Lord no Jedi has ever heard of? I'm reporting you to the council, creep"-Anakin

    -(Maul opens door. Sees not only Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, but Yoda, Windu, Mundi, Plo Koon and Saesee Tiin as well)
    -"Oh. How do you close these? Alright there it goes"- Maul

    -"Oh! All this excitement has overrun the circuits in my counterpart here. If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance."- C-3PO
    "No"- Stormtrooper
     
  2. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Hi, welcome to the boards. :)

    “An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting but there were no life forms aboard.”

    “Shoot it down anyway.”
     
  3. Darth Weavile

    Darth Weavile Jedi Knight star 1

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    Thanks :)

    "Anakin, is Padme at her apartment? "- Obi-Wan
    "Yeah, why?"- Anakin
    "No reason. The council wants you to spy on the chancellor. I'll be away on a "mission." Bye!"- Obi-Wan
     
  4. Talos of Atmora

    Talos of Atmora Jedi Master star 4

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    "Palpatine is the Sith Lord, Anakin!"
    - Dooku, 19 BBY
     
  5. cubman987

    cubman987 Your Friendly Neighborhood CT/PT/Saga Moderator star 6 Staff Member Moderator

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    Tarkin - "I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where is the rebel base?"
    Princess Leia - "Yavin fou....I mean Dantooine....****!"
     
  6. Lt. Hija

    Lt. Hija Jedi Master star 4

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    Yoda and Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker at the very end of ROJ:

    "So you turned out to be the Chosen One after all" ;)
     
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  7. Subtext Mining

    Subtext Mining Jedi Knight star 3

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    "The door's locked, move on to the next one."

    "But wait, shouldn't we destroy the lock and inspect the unit?"
     
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  8. darkspine10

    darkspine10 Force Ghost star 5

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    Imperial 1: There goes another one.
    Imperial 2: Hold your fire. There are no life forms. It must have short circuited... But just to be safe, blast it anyway.
     
  9. Grievousdude

    Grievousdude Jedi Master star 4

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    The start of TPM
    Obi-Wan : Do you smell gas master?
    Qui-Gon: I don't smell anything.
     
  10. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    Palpatine (just before TPM): "Wait a minute. I've got to organize the invasion and conquest of Naboo, get Valorum tossed out of office, get myself elected Supreme Chancellor, be ready to act in response to whatever Padme does, keep the Jedi overconfident and off-balance, arrange for Maul to take down anyone standing in my way and not knock me off, stay true to Sith teachings, and somehow take over the galaxy without anyone realizing just what I've done until it's too late. You know...that's too much work. Forget it. The whole thing's falling apart anyway. I'm going to get some dinner, then kick back at the opera tonight."
     
  11. Darth Weavile

    Darth Weavile Jedi Knight star 1

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    *Queen Amidala signs the treaty*

    Palpatine: "Er, how am I going to become chancellor now?"
     
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  12. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Hand of the Mod Squad and Enforcer of the Realm star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Alan Ladd: "George, we are not going to produce this load of crap science fiction movie"
     
  13. darkspine10

    darkspine10 Force Ghost star 5

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    Just realised this thread is basically the 'How Star Wars could have ended in 1 minute' thread: http://boards.theforce.net/threads/how-star-wars-couldve-ended-in-1-minute.50016388/

    Anyway:

    On Utapau, Obi-Wan watched from above, spying General Grievous. He takes off his cloak, and leaps into the hangar below.

    Obi-Wan: Hello There
    Grievous: General Kenobi! You are a bold one. Kill him. And that goes for all of you, not just the Magnaguards

    All the droids open fire, and Obi-Wan is cut to pieces by the blasts.
     
  14. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Hand of the Mod Squad and Enforcer of the Realm star 6 Staff Member Manager

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  15. Darth Weavile

    Darth Weavile Jedi Knight star 1

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    "I am a Jedi, like my father before me"- Luke

    "Ok, I still rule the galaxy anyway. Bye"- Emperor
     
  16. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

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    Finn: Got a boyfriend, a cute boyfriend?

    Rey: Yes.

    Finn: Drop me off at the next planet.
     
  17. Darth Weavile

    Darth Weavile Jedi Knight star 1

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    Palpatine: "Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
    Anakin: "Yep"
    Palpatine: "I thought not. It's a Sith leg- wait, what?"

    Obi-Wan: "These aren't the droids you're looking for"
    Stormtrooper: "What, you think your some type of Jedi waving your hand around like that?"
     
  18. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    LEIA: I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan!
    VADER: You're a part...wait, diplomatic mission? Oh, great! Look, I don't want to get mixed up in any "diplomatic immunity" stuff. The last thing we need right now is an interstellar incident. Get moving and, officially, this never happened.
     
  19. Darth Weavile

    Darth Weavile Jedi Knight star 1

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    Tarkin - "I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where is the rebel base?"
    Leia (thinking): What's an extremely remote planet with no citizens???
    Leia - "Dagobah, they're on Dagobah"
     
  20. Harbour

    Harbour Jedi Master star 3

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    1)Mace Windu right after the news about Palpatine.
    -Anakin, come with me. If he is a Sith Lord, we will need your help.

    2)Kid Anakin: You are a Jedi, aren't you?
    Qui-Gon Jinn: No.
     
  21. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    Get some rest, sire. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
     
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  22. Empress Shatterpoint

    Empress Shatterpoint Jedi Knight star 2

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    As Palpatine is clinging to Anakin on the elevator shaft in ROTS, Anakin's foot twitches.

    "It is with great sadness that we announce to the galaxy the death of our beloved Chancellor."
     
  23. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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  24. Lulu Mars

    Lulu Mars Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    MACE: I am going to end this once and for all! *stabs Palpatine in the chest*
     
  25. DARTH_BELO

    DARTH_BELO Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dang, Lulu Mars!!!!!!

    You beat me by 11 minutes!!! ;)


    I was going to list Anakin's response as: "Oh. Alright then."
     
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