Discussion in 'Star Wars Saga In-Depth' started by Darth Weavile, Oct 12, 2017.
Kylo Ren: I want you to join me
Rey: Okay, just make the first order a bit less evil.
"Skywalker wins! Anakin Skywalker has won the- hold it! There's been a challenge from Sebulba's crew! Judges are reviewing the race footage...Skywalker has been disqualified! He used a disallowed power converter on his racer! Since no one else finished, the race will be re-run next Thursday."
Captain. Tell them we don't wish to board at all and will communicate from our ship"
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"It's over Anakin. I have the high ground"
"You do. I'm not gonna make THAT jump"
"Well, Maul's gone. That's a real problem; I invested a lot of time in his training. I'll need a replacement. What about that Skywalker kid? He seems strong in the Force, and he needs a father figure that the Council won't provide. Then again, do I really want to spend another ten or so years getting him ready? It's going to be tough enough just getting the TF back on my side. Then I've got the war to start. On second thought, it's too much trouble. Let the Jedi deal with the kid; he'll probably wash out and get excommunicated anyway. I'll just find an experienced Jedi who's receptive. Dooku looks like a good choice; I'll give him a call."
When Nute Gunray says in the senate chambers that Queen Amidala has no proof:
"Actually, not only do we have recordings of the event, we also have the testimony of two Jedi Knights, my entire staff, and an urgent message from Sio Bibble."
Velorum, "You're Rebuttal Senator?"
Anakin getting caught in traffic on the way to the Chancellors office.
Dooku: Poggle, that open exhaust port makes me nervous. Tell your engineers to patch that up.
Shmi: "No, Anakin. I really don't think you should leave with that stranger."
Anakin: "But mom...uh...OK. I wanna stay with you. Bye Mr. Jinn."
If Anakin was politcally savvy.
Anakin’s pod does not start and they do not leave the planet.
Instead of Han confronting Kylo Ren, Leia does it...
Leia: "BENJAMIN CHEWBACCA SOLO!"
Random Trooper: Uh-oh, middle name.
Kylo Ren: My name is Kylo Ren...I'm like Darth Vader
Leia: No. You aren't. We spent 50,000 credits on your Jedi Training, and you flush it down the fresher for this? Get rid of that helmet, change your clothes, and put that three bladed lightsaber away before someone gets hurt!
Kylo Ren: I'm on the darkside now.
Leia: No, you're not.
Kylo Ren: (mumbles) ok.
Leia: Now march your backside into the Falcon.
Kylo Ren: But mom...
Leia: Don't you 'but mom' me, mister. Now, march.
Kylo Ren: Can I Imperial March.
Leia smacks him in the back of the head.
Leia: No. Now go.
They get in the Falcon with Finn, Rey, Chewie and Han and fly away.
Stormtrooper: "Soooo, what about the First Order.
Then Starkiller base explodes.
Anakin : We need a system where the politicians sit down and discuss the problem...agree what's in the best interest of all the people, and then do it.
Padme : Are you trying to wind me up? What did they teach you in the past ten years at Jedi academy? I thought you were supposed to be guardians of the republic but you don't seem to have the first clue about what the republic actually is. Did you even vote at the last elections? Obviously not. I can't believe I even considered... forget it.
Guards! Take Mr Skywalker back were he belongs. That would be the mall, or an internet forum for people who talk about things they no nothing about, by the sound of it.
PALPATINE: Are you going to kill me?
Anakin kills him.
Snoke: I did not expect Skywalker to be so wise. You will give him and the Jedi Order the death he desires. But first, you must die. My worthy apprentice, son of darkness, heir apparent to Lord Vader, where there was conflict I now sense resolve, where there was weakness, strength. Complete your training.
Kylo: I know what I have to do.
Kylo kills Rey.
Snoke: Good! Now instead of saving Skywalker for last, we will go to his planet and obliterate the entire island.
The Supremacy jumps to Ahch-To.
"We're hit! Shield's still holding though and our hyperdrive isn't leaking."
ASSISTANT: We've just gotten the latest figures, Mr. Gunray. Ever since we started the Naboo operation, all TF-related stocks have dropped 20% in price, leading to a general drop in the market. Also, operational costs involved in the blockade are an average of 10,000,000 credits per ship per day higher than we expected. The latest Holonet polls list the public's general opinion of the TF at a record low of 13% approval. And all of the senators we support are reporting a related drop in their own approval numbers, so they're talking about reconsidering their support of our favored policies. Oh, and the subcontractors for the battledroids are holding out for a 5% increase in profit sharing.
NUTE GUNRAY: OK, to blazes with this. Pass the word; Operation Naboo is shut down as of now.
LOTT DOD: But Lord Sidious said-
NUTE GUNRAY: Sidious can go rot in a wormhole! This is costing us a fortune! That's more important! Call Queen Amidala and tell her it was all a misunderstanding. And send her a box of those nice Centares chocolates.
WATTO: Forget it, pal. No local cash, no hyperdrive.
QUI-GON: Perhaps we can come to an agreement...
WATTO: Look, I've got no time for this! I've got to find myself some more help for this place.
QUI-GON: What does that mean?
WATTO: My slaves quit yesterday. Some guy showed up and traded them for a Temporal Limiter; he said it'll prevent the Blinovich Limitation Effect. Then he freed them and they all left in his ship. Some small thing not much bigger than an escape pod.
QUI-GON: Who was this man?
WATTO: I don't know. Some guy with short hair and a leather jacket. Said "Fantastic!" a lot.
Darth Sidious sneezing in Return of the Jedi. Would have inadvertently redirected all that lightning on to Anakin - Sidious lives, Anakin dies.
"We're safe. Good thing nobody has invented hyperspace tracking yet and the ships in TF blockade were so spread out they only covered about about 5% of the outer atmosphere of the planet, allowing us to easily jump to light speed en route to Coruscant without colliding with any of them."
IMPERIAL OFFICER: Cadet Solo, we've examined the reports of the incident. We've decided that you were right to save that Wookiee. He's been freed and sent back to his homeworld. And you've been promoted to Captain, in command of your own squadron.
SOLO: Thank you, sir. I won't let you down.
LUKE Well, who... who has he found?
THREEPIO Princess Leia.
LUKE The princess? She's here?
HAN Princess? What's going on?
LUKE Yes. Rich, powerful! Listen, if you
were to rescue her, the reward would
LUKE Well more wealth that you can imagine.
HAN I don't know, I can imagine quite a
LUKE You'll get it!
HAN I better!
LUKE You will...
HAN All right, kid. But you'd better be
right about this. But this isn't the princess of the planet this battle station just blew up, right?
IIRC, the novelization covered that. I think Luke said something about Leia possibly being the sole surviving heir to the entire off-world wealth of Alderaan.
Yep, it's there. It's also included in the ANH radio adaptation.