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Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Mar 15, 2013.

  1. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    http://www.ifc.com/fix/2013/03/evil-dead-4-army-of-darkness-2

    Many of you know that there's an upcoming Evil Dead remake...which is ok...I guess..but whatever. In addition to that, there's also going to be an "Evil Dead 4" which will not be part of the reboot. It's actually "Evil Dead 4" but what's more....it's actually "Army of Darkness 2" and Ash is back, bitches!

    Bruce Campbell is returning as Ash of course.

    [​IMG]

    Gimme some sugar, baby.
     
  2. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Raimi said he's writing it. But will it ever see the light of day?
     
  3. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'll never see a second of the remake; sequel with Bruce I'm in line for the premiere.
     
  4. Revenge of the Dak

    Revenge of the Dak Jedi Knight star 1

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    It's about damn time!!!

    BOOM STICK!!!

    As for the remake...I'll see it on Netflix.
     
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  5. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    The reviews for the remake have been pretty good so far. Raimi produced and gave it his seal of approval.
     
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  6. Darth-Lando

    Darth-Lando Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    My 16 year old self would love this news. My 31 year old self is kinda meh though. I won't be holding my breath for this one.
     
  7. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    I won't be rushing out to see the remake, but I'm sure I'll see it eventually.

    But now this:

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  8. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Is that a custom or an actual Lego product?
     
  9. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    I am possibly the most horror film-lovingest MonsterKid on here... and even I have been fooled into thinking the remake appears to be spot on.
     
  10. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    From September 1988 to about October 1989 I literally rented every single horror movie our local mom & pop video shop had.
     
  11. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Same here, Vin. I bought all of the for sale copies once they dropped down to 1 copy per store. I own a Vatican Library sized collection of every possible quality (and language/region) genre film. Until about 3 years ago, I would go opening day to see EVERY"horror" film that was coming out, even if I knew in advance that it would suck... I just want to support the industry. That's right... opening day for David Boreanezezez in Valentine's Day.
     
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  12. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Is it safe to assume you've seen "My Name is Bruce?"
     
  13. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Oh, yes. Certainly.

    My recommendation of the week is Blood Freak. It is about a man who is part chicken who gets enraged at the scent of marijuana and so rips 70's stoners to shreds.
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    I know what film you have planned for date night now...
     
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  14. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Oh hell yes. It'll be a double feature though, along with Bloodsucking Freaks.
     
  15. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Best. Washing Machine. Death. Ever.
    [​IMG]

    Spin cycle...
     
  16. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    While the reviews for the remake have been really good, I've always felt that this concept was better suited for horror comedy rather than just straight-up horror.
     
  17. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Army of Darkness is not a horror movie. Evil Dead 2, sure, horror-comedy. Army of Darkness? Dark Fantasy at best.
     
  18. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I suppose you're right. Regardless, Evil Dead 2 is almost perfect because of its dementedness. The original Evil Dead still holds up pretty well. I watched it for the first time last March, and there are some pretty horrific sequences.
     
  19. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I was not planning to see the remake. And then I caught a trailer in the theater. I mean, remakes . . . man, I'm not thrilled about those generally. But this one looks badass. I think I'm sold.
     
  20. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Jedi Master star 4

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    Plus Diablo Cody did some work on the screen play.
     
  21. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    I don't think many Evil Dead/Army of Darkness fans will like me for this, but you know how in Ash's "primitive screwheads" speech he boasts about his boomstick being made in Grand Rapids, Michigan? Well, I hate to break it to you, but I live not that far from Grand Rapids, and I've never heard about it having a reputation for firearm manufacturing. Furniture manufacturing, yes, but firearms? I asked my dad and my grandfather (when he was alive), and they've never heard anything about that.
     
  22. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Oh good lord, an inaccurate location for a rifle manufacturer in a satirical movie about a time travelling chainsaw wielder who fights a zombie horde. Well, ****, there goes my suspension of disbelief.
     
  23. NYCitygurl

    NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    So they've got a remake and a sequel that's not part of the remake? In what world does that make sense?
     
  24. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    In a world where both the remake and the original films exist, I imagine.
     
  25. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    It's basically the same problem that the EU fans are facing about Episode VII.