He didn't say he lived in Quebec! (edit: also, damn you -- I have the stupid song stuck in my head now and I didn't even watch the video!) LI: Dude, you'd get a kick out of traveling. Yeah, tourists are annoying -- but just because you're traveling doesn't mean you have to act like a stereotypical tourist. Trust me, I hate them too -- talking to loudly, gawking at everyone, taking pictures of people walking around without asking for their permission as if they were props... but it's worth it, even if to see in real life things you've read about or know all about already. And sometimes you even learn a few new things. Also, no wonder you perked up when I said I was thinking of reading Dumas!