Little things that would change the fate of the galaxy

Padme: "R2, this trip is going to be dangerous, stay here in Coruscant."

Anakin: "What about Padme?"
Obi-Wan: "She´s gone, young one, now focus!"

Obi-Wan: "Well, you lost her."
Anakin: "Sorry, Master."
Obi-Wan: "Let´s go home."
Anakin: "Ok."

 

Dooku: Join me, Obi-wan, and together we can destroy the sith.

Obi-Wan: Okay

 

Anakin: I don't know why I keep dreaming about her . ..

Obi Wan: Trust your feelings . . do you feel these are more than dreams?

Anakin: Yes Master, I think she may be in danger . . .


(I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but the point is if Anakin even had a few weeks more time to work with . . . ..)

 

Padme: I truely, deeply, hate you

ST

 

HEhEHhhehhehehhehehe great one, ST-TPM-ASF-TNE!

 

Watto: You can´t have him. It wasn´t a fair bet.
Qui-Gon: Are you calling me a cheater?
Watto: Yes!
Qui-Gon: And how do you know it?
Watto: I don´t know. You´re saying it!
Qui-Gon: Ok, ok, I give up. Thank you for the parts, anyway.

 

Obi-Wan: There he is, fire when ready. (Pointing to Dooku on his speeder)

Trooper: We're out of missiles, sir...Oh, wait, here's one. Load. Fire.

 

Youngling: Master, because the planet does not exist

Yoda: The padawan is right. Now leave me alone Obi-Wan

ST

 

Nute Gunray: She can't do that! Shoot her, or something!

Dooku: She will die in time. Jango, finish them off.

 

Yoda: The Padawan is...AHHHH! (the young girl standing near Yoda has accidentally turned on her lightsaber which was pointed directly at Yoda's head)

 

George Lucas: I think I'll make a sequel to American Graffiti instead of Star Wars.

 

This doesn't pertain to changes or anything, but this picture sure is stupid...

[image=http://www.starwarsfx.com/images/padawan.jpg]Not in my office you don't...

 

Luke, you must go to the Dagobah system. . .there you will be trained by Yoda, the Jedi Master who trained me. . .

SCREW YOU OLD MAN!

 

Anakin! Pull up! Pull Up! (THRAKOOM!!!)

 

Anakin: I had a dream I was a Jedi.

Qui-Gon: Keep dreaming, brat.

 

Shmi: I...Love.you(GAG!)
Anakin: I don't want to live, I do not want to live! Momma! (Oh, the lightsaber's connected to the head bone...)

 

Obi-Wan: "We´re loosing droids. Fast. There goes the last one!"

 

Vader: luke im your father.

Luke : Daddy!!!!!

 

Anakin: These are my friends, mom.
Qui-Gon: Your son was kind enough to offer us some shelter.
Shmi: Anakin! How many times I´ve told you not to bring every begar you find in the streets to our house?!
Anakin: But, mom!
Shmi: Out!
Qui-Gon: Well, errmm, thanks for your help anyway, my young friend.

 

TPM

Qui-Gon: I think we'll conduct our meeting with the Neimodians inside the ship.

Ric Olie doesn't say a word through the entire movie. (Ummm...probably wouldn't change a thing)

Qui-Gon: I think Shmi is hot! I'm wagering for her instead of the boy.

 

Stormy 1: Look there is another one, set for stun. . .

Stormy 2: Ooops!

 

Ep IV

Garbage Compactor:

Luke: 3-PO! Ahh, where could he be??

C3PO: Maybe we should go get that oil bath R2.

Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie: Arrghh...crunch.

 

A bad motivator, or that first Luke and Leia kiss lasting a little longer

 

Obi Wan: You go in on the left, I'll take the right . . .

Anakin: Yes Master . ..


zap zap crackle . . .

lightsabers absorb lightning . .. .

Dooku eventually loses:


Even better:

Dooku: Hundreds of senators are now under the control of a Sith Lord called . . . Darth Sidious . .

Obi Wan: Really? You don't say? Well, we can't allow that to go on for sure . . .

 

"Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

..
"ah, nevermind."