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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by kahli, Aug 7, 2001.

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  1. kahli

    kahli Jedi Knight star 5

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    Okay, its censless night. Who did and who didn't?

    I didn't.

    <please remember that all information in your census form is confidential. your erstwhile government officials look forward to reading this information and are confident they will wet ourselves when they see just how much you don't make>
     
  2. The Cooler King

    The Cooler King Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I didn't. I'm looking forward to the $100 per night fines for not filling it out.....
     
  3. Jedi_Diplomat

    Jedi_Diplomat Jedi Youngling star 1

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    TheOzhaggis posted this in the Australia Region General Discussion thismorning. This is unconfirmed, but not unlikley, after all, how accurate a snapshot of the population do they want?



    Did anyone listen to JJJ this morning (census day)?

    They had some guy from the ABS saying that they DON'T have a problem with people putting Jedi on the census. And they won't fine people who do.

    He said he would rather people put Jedi down, if that is what they identify with, than just put their parents religion, if they don't identify with that.

    The bottom line, he said, is they want an accurate snapshot of the population - and if that includes Jedi, then so be it.

     
  4. Silmarillion

    Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What I don't get is why they're making the information public available in 99 years?

    Like my great grandchildren are going to want to know I caught the bus to work?!

    Well, at least they'll know I was a JEDI. :D
     
  5. Jedi_Diplomat

    Jedi_Diplomat Jedi Youngling star 1

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    This is the census of 2001 - the new millennium. They want to be able to archive a snapshot of the population for future generations.

    To be able to count those who who dared to raise their lightsabres in defiance of possible fines and prosecution, and said: I am a JEDI.
     
  6. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    I am and always shall be, let them prove that I am not. I bow before all my fellow Jedi, I have joined your ranks and count myself one of you.
     
  7. JediLeia21

    JediLeia21 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    i know the census lady will look at me funny , but i put down jedi as my religion :D
     
  8. Riffington

    Riffington Jedi Youngling star 1

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    What will all you Jedi do when the government decides to start wiping you out? Hmm?
    They'll have your names and addresses in a big database, then just send a JES (Jedi Extermination Squad) round to do the job.

    How do you think Palpatine did it? Used the force to find all the jedi? Nah, he just sent around a census.....

    May the mooax be with you...
     
  9. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yeah, Vader and Palpatine dug up that time capsule five minutes after they buried it, the crafty buggers!
     
  10. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    I knew they were going to do that, darn if that don't cut it!
     
  11. Ghost_of_Caesar

    Ghost_of_Caesar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Which is precisely why I didn't put Jedi in the religion section. I put shaman.
     
  12. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    Blasphemer!!! Lets get him fella's! <wips out whacking stick> CHARGE!!!!!!
     
  13. MrNeech

    MrNeech Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Why did no one put down Sith?

    What happened to all you Darksiders.

    And Paul it doesn't count if your parents filled out the census form. You still could have put down Sith.
     
  14. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    I didn't even open the census form. I was watching TV, as it was being filled out, oblivious to my ignorance of its content.
     
  15. Pigalek

    Pigalek Jedi Knight star 5

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    well theres always the muggletonians to fall back on
     
  16. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    I don't think they would like that.
     
  17. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    The who did where, what now?
     
  18. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    I don't think you want know buddy.
     
  19. Pigalek

    Pigalek Jedi Knight star 5

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    considering what they believed they probably wouldnt either
     
  20. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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  21. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    Well you take the do-hickie thing and shove it up into the thing-ma-bob. That's how they did it, so I'm told anyway.
     
  22. Pigalek

    Pigalek Jedi Knight star 5

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    i dont think they were brave enough to do that to the antichrist
     
  23. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    Of course not, but they did do it to Barney.
     
  24. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Isn't Barney a dinosaur?
     
  25. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    That's what he say's, but he looks like a regular lizard to me.
     
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