JCC look how big this hamburger is

I think your guess is reasonable, but only because the pickles give a good estimate of the scale. All the other ingredients are easily adjustable for sliders.

 

Pickled are more variable than poppy seeds, no?

 

Dammit, you're right. Except they're sesame seeds. But seriously you win.

 

It's good to leave a thread with a sense of accomplishment.

 

I am going to Fuddruckers tomorrow for a delicious burger. Maybe one with some jalapenos, pepper jack cheese, bacon, pickles and hot sauce. Oh yesssssssss.

 

can't believe you just said guacamole.

 

Oh no!

 

I just don't see the point anymore when you can't even bite over it

 

i don't see the point if you don't have to use rock climbing gear to scale it and then plant an american flag in the bun with a giant toothpick.

 

That's when you get jaw extension surgery so you can open your jaw wide enough to look like Arnold Vasloo from The Mummy.

He can down that burger easily now.

 

I'll break you a piece off my rock if you'll share that burger.

 

i just looked at it again, and man is that a big hamburger.

 

No, sorry, Master_Jacen -- that's clearly not a hamburger at all. I don't know why you would try and perpetrate that hoax on us but clearly you are misrepresenting your case with that picture and obviously should be banned for posting knowingly false information.

 

state your case

 

I don't need to state my case. It should be self-evident from all of the posts in this thread that you aren't paying any attention to the good arguments henceforth made and you are impugning the decent forumgoer's conscience by pretending otherwise.

 

It's a cheeseburger.

 

I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER/

 

Ruling in favour of M. Jacen.

 

NOW THAT IS ONE TASTY BURGER

 

Not to mention your long history of false advertisement, Master of Jacens.

 

Does anyone beside me actually feel sickened by giant hamburgers and other gratuitous/insane foods?

 

The bigger they are, the harder your poops, the better you feel afterwards.