Wash, DC LOOK WHAT I JUST BOUGHT!!!!!!!!

Wendy, I have contacted the seller and he is sending the collar chain. He admits he made a mistake. And yes I did get the helmet... beautiful

Eugenia, you were probably just glad that the thought of me in chaps replaced worse mental images you've come to expect from me

 

You know, I just started thinking about my earlier post a few minutes ago and busted up laughing. If it'll make you guys feel any better I was wearing black pants underneath the holey chaps and cod piece. Hopefully those mental images will now be gone!

 

Still, consider going without black pants, and just some tasteful boxers. Like ones with Spongebob on them.

 

That's an idea... or just to be different I could reveal that underneath the armor Vader is really a cross dresser. Whatcha think about having blue lacey garters showing on the sides

 

Hey, don't forget the fishnets.

 

Don't turn Vader into a cross-dresser!!! As a member of the Empire, I think I'm about to get sick.....

 

Roger, is there something you want to tell me before we get together to rehearse our little duel? And don't be embarrased to let it out. You can tell me anything. I'm an actor, I've seen it all!

 

But think about it Wendy.... I wear the full suit except the pants and I wear a miniskirt instead... I now know what I'll wear at CIII if there are too many other Vaders walking around

Bruce, are you "acting" like a shrink now?

 

Since he's an imperial, don't you think they should be red garters? To match the saber, and all that.

 

You know, this could go very well with my "Vader/Lumberjack Song" sketch I've been bouncing aound in my head...

 

This screams 'fanfilm'.

 

If Roger's wearing a miniskirt to Celeb 3, then I'm wearing hotpants and go-go boots! Could put a whole new spin on the Luke/Vader relationship.

 

Bruce, that would be soooo cool Okay, anyone got a leahter miniskirt with a 34" waist I can try on?

I could wear either black or red fishnet stockings with the garters connecting. I just hope Bruce can find some pumps in his size

 

I suppose next Roger's going to have breasts molded into Vader's chestplate.

I know there are stormtroopers out there who have custom chest armor that sports breast molding.

 

Roger, if you will wear it, I will MAKE you a pleather mini skirt.

 

So do you like the idea then Mistress?

 

I do, Minion, I do.

 

If Roger's wearing a leather mini-skirt and changing his name to Darth Gaydar, should I go ahead with the spike heels and boa (and very little else) and become Luke Guystalker? If that's the case, I won't worry about ordering those very expensive (not to mention, horribly out of fashion!) riding boots.

 

This is going to be the best picnic EVER.

 

*faints*

 

I suppose next Roger's going to have breasts molded into Vader's chestplate.

If I had a chestplate like that, I'd never leave the house.

 

You know, I just started thinking about my earlier post a few minutes ago and busted up laughing. If it'll make you guys feel any better I was wearing black pants underneath the holey chaps and cod piece. Hopefully those mental images will now be gone!

But I like those mental images...

 

"Luke Guystalker" I love it Bruce we are soooo there! But no, I intended to finish our ealrier plans in regular clothes but since there is more than one day to the con I figure we could have one normal day and one crazy day.

Awww thanks sugarlove, I knew you would like those images

 

I am now getting sick over this whole Vader crossdresser thing.

 

Roger, I'm glad you like the new name!

And now I guess it's time we put those rumors of Vader and Luke being cross-dressers to rest. And while we're at it, we should probably stop joking around about Roger and I running around Celeb 3 in our leather mini-skirts and high heels.

Especially since we'll be wearing evening gowns and tiaras for crying out loud!!