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  1. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2002
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    Homestar

    "Oh, lookit, more jello-thingies." He said, not even caring the Ridley had him by the throat. He then produced a fresh bag of "Fluffy Puff Marshmallows".

    "Hey, want a marshalade?"


    TAG: Mortimer_Nerdly.
  2. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley, Metroids

    • In a furious rage, Ridley slammed Homestar down on the ground and stepped back.


    • In the meanwhile, the four younger Metroids all latched on to the Marshmallow bag and started to consume its contents. The adolescent Hunter Metroids took the liberty of surrounding Homestar.


    TAG: BartSimpson-SithLord

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  3. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2002
    star 5
    Homestar

    Homestar stood up, not completely dazed, and looked at the Hunter Metroids.

    "Hewo, I'm Homestarrunner." he said to them as he produced another bad of Fluffy Puff Marshamllows.

    "Want a marmalade?" he asked them.


    TAG: Mortimer_Nerdly.



  4. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Metroids

    • One of the Hunter Metroids grabbed the bag of Marshmallows with its siphoning tentacle and sent it in the direction of the younger Metroids, which were still eating.


    • The four Hunter Metroids orbited Homestar and got their siphoning tentalces ready.


    TAG: BartSimpson-SithLord

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  5. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2002
    star 5
    Homestar

    Homestar smiled. "You guys are gweat. Here." He said as he produced twenty bucks. "This is for each of you. Five bucks a piece."


    TAG: Mortimer_Nerdly.
  6. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley, Metroids

    • The Metroids weren't dissuaded by the money, but Ridley couldn't help but snatch it from Homestar. The more money he accumulated, the better.


    • After Ridley snagged the $20, the Hunter Metroids attached their siphoning tentacles to Homestar, and started consuming his energy.


    • Meanwhile, the other four Metroids moved over to the second bag of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.


    TAG: BartSimpson-SithLord

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  7. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5
    wow. I totally dont understand the last two pages. This game is super comfusing at times.


    IC as Frodo:


    Frodo was playing with the UP-DOWN buttons when he missed and pressed the EJECTOR SEAT button.

    Frodo was launched high-up into the air, the seat along with him.

    "Wow, nice view! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

    Frodo started his decent and unfortunatly they were passing over a narrow bridge spanning across two high cliffs with sharp rocks below and aligators and sharks on those rocks waiting for something to fall. When he was ejected and he wasnt ejected strait up since the car has different size wheels on either side.

    Frodo passed the bridge flailing his arms like a bird to try and fly. It didnt work.

    Frodo hit the ground at a super high speed, instead of hitting the flat ground, he hit the sharp jagged rocks so several body parts were severed, including his head, left arm, right leg, and left leg from the knee down. Blood splattered everywhere. The Alligators and sharks feasted on his body and blood for at least a minute before his little body was eaten entirely. And that was the stupid ending to a stupid loser. Frodo is dead.
  8. Evil_King_Wiggins Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2003
    star 6
    IC: Spider-Man - Hoth

    "Man! it's cold out here!" spider man shoots his swinging web and starts swinging around on hoth.......[/i]

    TAG: Darth-Nemisis
  9. Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2003
    star 5
    IC as Master Chief, Gluupor and Kit Fisto

    They ride around the planet in MC's Warthog and fly down the interstate. Kit stands up, still naked mind you, and enmbraces the wind.

    "NNNNAKED TIME! WHOOOOO HOOOO! Feel the wind boys!" Kit screams.

    "Gluupor no like wind. Things hit him in the face."

    "You sure Gluupor?"

    "Gluupor wonkie." He replied as Master Chief reached back and punched Kit in the stomach, causing him to fall from the vehicle, get caught in a cable wire that wraps around his foot, and drag his naked body face down on the ground behind them.

    "We got work to do. Enough goofing around..." They continue driving down the road going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and, well you get the idea...


    TAG: Any hitch-hikers

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    IC as Dr. Weird

    "Gentlemen...BEHOLD! I've got Barbeque sauce transfused into my bloodstream!"

    "Umm, Dr. Weird?"

    "What is it Steve?!"

    "Nevermind..."
    [image=http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/screengrabs/broodwich/broodwich01.jpg]


    TAG: Anyone near Dr. Weird or anyone in the city of Otoh Gunga
  10. ConcordDawn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 28, 2004
    star 4
    IC as Orange

    Commander Orange stood on the bridge of the Defender of Level 46, looking action-film-villian-ish as usual. Suddenly, an odd scent wafted to his nonexistent nose.

    "CORPORAL BLUE!" he barked.

    The Corporal jumped and said timidly, "Y- yess... Commander...?"

    "WHAT IS THAT INFERNAL ODOR?!?!?"

    "Um..." the Officer started, "I think- I think it's fecal matter."

    Orange sighed. "I KNOW that, you IDIOT! WHOSE FECAL MATTER IS IT?!?!"

    "Erm..." the Corporal squirmed. "That would be- eh... Private Yellow, sir."

    Orange turned to see a diaper-wearing infantile Pac-Monster waddling towards him.

    Dangit, he thought, When I told the General we needed to diversify our crew, this is NOT what I meant!!!

    "PRIVATE!" Orange shouted. "WHAT IS THAT REPULSIVE SMELL?"

    The small yellow blob looked up at him and said, "I wen poo-poo."

    "CORPORAL!"

    "Y- yyes, s- sir?"

    "GET THIS YELLOW BAG OF INDUSTRIAL WASTE DOWN TO THE CHANGING STATION IMMEDIATELY! I WANT NEW UNDERGARMENTS ON HIM BY OH-SEVEN-HUNDRED!"


    IC as Mr. T

    Mr. T was piloting his spaceship towards some planet. He couldn't remember anything, the six hours had been a blur.

    There was Mon Monthma- and then she was doing something with a-

    Mr. T stopped. Ah. Now I remember.

    He pulled a pink lacy thong off his face.

    Ah. That explains why I couldn't see the planet.

    He felt a sharp pain in his abdomen.

    Ah. That explains where the disc is.

    He went into the bathroom, and after ten minutes of pulling, the disc finally popped out.

    Dunno how it got wedged up there...

    He inserted it in the ship's data drive and downloaded the contents into the ship's computer. Then he looked more closely at the planet. It was the planet Ridley had crashed on.

    Mr. T piloted into the atmosphere and set down his ship, the Jibba-Jabba, near Ridley's homing beacon. In the process, he crushed a sign that read: "StrongBadia"./>
  11. darth_nemisis Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 15, 2004
    star 6
    IC: NEmisis

    "Yes it is a tid bit nippley out here. Let's head towards that old abandonned base over there."

    He headed off towards the base.

    TAG: Spidey
  12. Evil_King_Wiggins Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2003
    star 6
    IC: Spider-Man

    Spider man lets go of his web that was shot up into the sky, and follows Nemisis to the old base........

    TAG: Nemisis
  13. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley and Kraid

    • After a while, all the Metroids had finished feeding. They huddled up close to Ridley. Ridley glacned at Homestar. Though he was still alive, he knew that this crazy no-armed whitey was going to be in searing, agonizing pain for several hours.


    • Ridley: "That's three firgates you've ruined, Kraid. Once again, it doesn't look repairable."

    • Kraid: "My apologies, again, boss. Since we're stuck on this planet until we build a new ship, why don't we send out a scouting party to look for an ideal location for a new base of operations?"

    • Ridley: "Good idea."


    TAG: BartSimpson-SithLord

    IC: Pirate Troopers

    • Ridley sent for the four surviving Space Pirate Troopers; a Wave Trooper, an Ice Trooper, a Plasma Trooper, and a Power Trooper. They were sent off to find a suitable location for a new base.


    • During their search, The Pirate Troopers eventually came across an odd looking castle with a pile of crap on the outskirts. Aside from the rancidness, which could be safely removed, the castle was deemed to be an ideal base.


    • The Pirate Troopers wasted no time in throwing out the castle's current residents: The King of Town and his Poopsmith. The Plasma Trooper took the liberty of burning the crap pile. After successfully commandering the structure, the Troopers reported back to Ridley and Kraid


    TAG: Anyone

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  14. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2002
    star 5
    OOC: It probably should hurt...but I don't know if Homestar is intelligent enough to realize what pain is.


    Homestar


    Homestar just stood there after the hunter metroids had left.

    "That was waheird." he announced before running back into the house.

    TAG: Anyone on Strongbadia.
  15. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    OOC: LOL!!!!! [face_laugh]

    IC: Ridley and Kraid

    • "Well that was quick," Ridley said, when he got word that his henchmen cleaned out the King of Town's Castle. Ridley lifted off and looked at Kraid. "Alright, fat-man, gather up all the salvageable equipment and meet me at our new base." Ridley, then, motioned to the Metroids to follow him. Afterwards, he hed them to the King of Town's Castle.


    • On the way, Ridley came across the King of Town himself, took his crown, and placed it on his head. Then he got an idea. This town needs a new ruler...


    • It took Kraid a little while to get to the new Pirate Base, but when he did, the Space Pirates used it to fortify their base.


    TAG: BartSimpson-SithLord, Anyone

    OOC: Too bad nobody controls the King of Town.

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  16. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2004
    star 6
    OOC: Who is on Naboo?

    Darth Vader

    The Dark Lord and his team descended out through the shuttle bay doors of the Executor and blasted out towards the planet's blue/green surface. Vader in his TIE advanced, and the other four members of his team each in individual fighters. two imperial shuttles, and two TIE bombers. The team flew down with their shuttles to an area of barren land merely kilometers away from the body of water that contained the Gungan's hidden city.

    After landing, the team assembled in formation to await Vader's orders.

    "Gentlemen, here, we will set up our base of operations. There, we will make smores. Over there, we will play hackey sack. You two, prepare the speeder bikes so that you may scout the area. Tommorow, we set off for the starmap. Right now, I'm going to prepare my lawnchair for the arrival of me...in it."


    TAG: anyone, I guess
  17. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2002
    star 5
    OOC: Yeah, too bad nobody controls him. "Hey, senor. This hear's the join!" and "Is it next Thanksgiving yet?"
  18. ConcordDawn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 28, 2004
    star 4
    IC as Mr. T

    Mr. T needed help. He was crashed in some place called Strongbadia, and he didn't know if there was anyone else here. But he knew a secret from long before...

    In 1972 BBY, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they were too drunk to know if they committed or not. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Mos Eisley underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, if you can find them, and if you have multiple kegs of cheap beer in your possession, then maybe you can hire... the A-Team.

    Suddenly, around Mr. T, appeared the other three members of the A-Team: Hannibal, Howling Mad, and Faceman!

    [image=http://www.chaelyndra.com/ateam/graphics/TeamLI.jpg]

    Hannibal looked over at Mr. T and said, "Hey, T, why did you bring us here? Is there a Youth Center in trouble? Do we need to feed milk to little kids?"

    "Er..." said Mr. T, "Actually, I was just kinda lonely."

    Faceman looked T up and down. "You in the mood for a little... lovin'?"

    Mr. T said, "Sorry, dude, but I just had my way with Mon Mothma. And if I may say, she is one FIESTY senator!"

    Mr. T laid down a plan. "Okay, Ridley's signal is coming from over here," he pointed to a map, "at this big castle... thing. We have to deliver him this disc containing the Rebel database."

    "What are we waiting for?" said Howling Mad. "Let's go!"

    Ten Minutes Later...

    Mr. T knocked on the door. "Hello? Is anyone in there? Ridley, it's yo man Mr. T!"
  19. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    Ridley's Fortress

    • It wasn't too long before Ridley and the Space Pirates had installed Mega Turrets on strategic locations on the King of Town's Castle. The defensive mechanisms were placed inside as well. The Space Pirates wasted no time in "redecorating" the interior either. The entire Castle was now jam packed with machinery, and suited to fit the Space Pirates' needs. One whole section was exclusivley for Metroid breeding and research, another was used for barracks, another was used for storing weapons, another for supplies and foodstuffs -including the King of Town's stash-, and others were renovated for misc storage facilities and computer rooms. The largest room in the Castle was the main hall, which was kind of like a living room. It was essentially a room where the Space Pirates would socialize.


    IC: Ice Trooper

    • The single unit had heard a familiar voice come from outside. He peeked his head over the ramparts. "Mr. T? One moment please!"


    • Ice Trooper:**Activates comlink** "Boss, there's someone to see you."

    • Ridley: "Who is it?"

    • Ice Trooper: "It's Mr. T."

    • Ridley: "Ah, Mr. T! Send him in and tell him he can come to the party we're throwing."

    • Ice Trooper: "Yes, sir!"


    • The Ice Trooper returned to the ramparts and looked down upon Mr. T and friends. "Ridley says to come on in! By the way, we're throwing a party to blow off some steam. The boss says you can stay if you so desire."


    • The Ice Trooper took out a control pad and touched a button, opening the doors to Ridley's Fortress.


    TAG: ConcordDawn

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  20. ConcordDawn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 28, 2004
    star 4
    IC as Mr. T and the A-Team

    The A-Team burst into the castle, because they're so cool that they don't just walk into places, they burst.

    Mr. T and the others made their way to the main hall. First, they had to jump across randomly floating 2D platforms. Then, they had to find the Level 3 Lock to open the Red door. Finally, they had to squeeze themselves into little balls to roll into a tiny service duct and plant Power Bombs that would kill the zombie guys and blast through the crumbling walls.

    When they finally reached the party, Mr. T said to Ridley, "Whew! Pretty tight security you got in there, homeboy! It's like- like a sidescroller or something!"

    Then he pulled out the disc with the Rebel database on it.

    "Here, Ridley, this is for you. It might be a little smelly though; it's been- well... actually, you don't want to know where it's been."
  21. Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2003
    star 5
    OOC:

    Who's on Naboo?

    Dr. Weird, Steve, and the Corporate Machine I believe.
  22. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    Ridley's Fortress - Main Hall

    IC: Ridley

    • Ridley gave a shrug at the "smelly" comment and took the disc. He was very interested to find out what may be recorded on it. "A disc? What's on it? Is it porno or pirated MP3s?"


    TAG: ConcordDawn

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  23. ConcordDawn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 28, 2004
    star 4
    IC as Mr. T

    The rest of the A-Team went to mingle with the alienoid guests at the party.

    Mr. T said, "You know, I don't know. Let's see..."

    He punched up the disc's contents on a nearby comupter.

    "Hmmm.... Death_Star_Pic_1, it says. What's that?"

    A picture appeared of the Death Star floating in space.

    "Whoa, it's a giant gray beach ball in space! This is just random."

    He quickly closed the picture and opened up another folder.

    "Hmmmm... it says, PRIVATE: HAN SOLO ONLY. I wonder what's in here?"

    He pulled up the first file, MM_1.

    "Holy trash!" said Mr. T. "That's Mon Mothma!"

    He closed the the file, and then noticed the other files in Han's folder: MM_2, MM_3, MM_4...

    "How many of these are there?" Mr. T said.

    He scrolled to the the bottom. The last one was MM_897898.

    Mr. T grinned. "Whoa, Ridley, I think we just hit the motherlode!"
  24. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    Ridley's Fortress - Main Hall

    IC: Ridley

    • "Oh my God! I was right! Where did you get this man? This is awesome!"

    • While Ridley waited for Mr T's response, he gave a glance to the other Space Pirates. Kraid was lying on the ground, stuffing his face with home-baked cookies, the Plasma Trooper just brought out hot cheese pizza, and the other three troopers were intoxicated from drinking too much Michelob.


  25. TAG: ConcordDawn

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  26. ConcordDawn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 28, 2004
    star 4
    IC as Mr. T

    "Heh heh, you're right Ridley, i'd like to take my mohawk and show her the meaning of..."

    Suddenly a message appeared on the screen. It was an e-mail from the Orange Pac-Monster aboard the Defender of Level 46.

    Mr. T opened it, and it read:

    Commander T! I need those files immediately! They are important to our efforts!

    Mr. T was confused. "Whoa, man, what 'efforts' are those?!"

    He sent off a copy of the database and then went back to Han Solo's folder.

    "Now, Ridley, dude, I think we should see what else is in this database."

    He opened another folder named PRIVATE! Mon Mothma ONLY!

    Inside were thousands of files. They were called MT_1, MT_2, MT_3...

    Mr. T grinned. "I wonder..." He opened the first one.

    "Hot diggity! I knew it!" yelled Mr. T.

    NP edit: Keep it clean, guys.
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