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Ridley's Fortress - Main Hall

IC: Ridley and Kraid

• Ridley turend away from the MT Files being displayed on the screen and grabbed some pizza for himself. "Man, Mr. T, that girly must be a real perv. But that's a good thing right? Ha-ha!"



• Kraid just kept wolfing down home-baked cookies. He let out a sickly belch every now and then. Eventually, he got to the point where he was holding his stomach and saying, "Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick! Oooooooohhhhgggg..."

TAG: ConcordDawn

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OOC: Sorry... I got a little caught up. It won't happen again.

 

OOC: I think I'll play as Homsar afterall.

Full Name: Homsar
-Nick Name: N/A
--Surname: N/A
---Last Name: N/A
----Middle Name: N/A
-----Family Name: N/A
------Pet Name: N/A
-------Alias Name: N/A
Homeworld: Earth
Age: Unknown
Sex: Male
Species: No-armed whitey
Affiliation: Space Pirates
Super Power: Idiocy and randomness
Main Weapon: Misc Space Pirate Weapons
-Secondary Weapon: N/A
--Third Weapon: N/A
---Fourth Weapon: N/A
----Any other weapon: N/A
Eye color: Black
Hair color: Bald
Skin color: White
Occupation: Ridley's Henchman
Rank: Private
Bio: Click Me!

IC: Ridley, Homsar

• Ridley went for more pizza when a loud noise from behind made him jump.

• Homsar: "Waaaah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"


• Ridley: "Hey! What's this? Another no-armed whitey? How did you get in here?"


• Homsar: "Waah-ah! I came in throooooough the front doooooooooor!"


• Ridley: "Cute. And your name is..." **Reads the shirt** "Homsar?"


• Homsar: "I'm Homsar, the Captain of the Gravy Train! Hi Wonder-Mike!"


• Ridley: "Oh my God..."


• Drunk Pirate Troopers: **Laughs uncontrollably**


• Ridley: "Is it me, or are you funnier than that Homestar guy I met a few hours ago?"


• Homsar: **Starts screaming**


• Ridley: [Thinks to himself] We could use an extra hand around around here. This guy is too dumb to think and will probably do what I tell him. I think I'll keep him around. "Okay man, you can stick around."


• Homsar: "Oh, no! I think this is a satisfactory 'aran-jee-mint'!"


• Ridley: **Laughs uncontrollably**


• Drunk Pirate Troopers: **Laughs uncontrollably**

TAG: Anyone

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IC as Mr. T

Mr. T turned to Ridley.

"LET'S PARTY!"

He began to wolf down cookies hungrily.

 

Ridley's Fortress - Main Hall

IC: Ridley, Kraid, Space Pirates

• "Alright!" Ridley threw a switch, and activated his stereo that was fully loaded with Heavy Metal and Rap Music. The tunes drowned out Homsar's screaming.



• Once the music started playing, the three drunk Pirate Troopers (Wave Trooper, Ice Trooper, Power Trooper) continuously jumped up and down, shouting "PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!" The other one (Plasma Trooper) got his bong and started taking hits.



• Kraid, on the other hand, got up and went to the bathroom.

TAG: ConcordDawn

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OOC: Can somebody catch me up to speed on what's happened so far? Sorry about disappearing, but the computer had to suddenly go in for repairs and it took a few days before we got it back.

 

The RAILROAD nerdz have again evaded the grasps of LV and Pot. But we will get them next time. Yes, we will...



It looks as though this game is done, Ill make another in a few months probably.

 

Surest way to tell an RPG has died:

Mr. T is partying down with various Metroid enemies in Homestarrunner land.

 

OOC: Dammit! I liked this RP too!

KEEP IT OPEN!

 

OOC as Strong Sad: I'm sad this RPG is dying.

 

OOC as all of my Characters for one last time... *sob*:

Kit Fisto pulls up his pants and ends "naked time".

Master Chief couldn't take the nonsense anymore and shot himself like Private Pile in "Full Metal Jacket".

Gluupor got confused and tried to take a bath with a toaster.

Dr. Weird created a submersible which was made of concrete and plywood so he and Steve could escape Otoh Gunga and immediately sank to the bottom of the lake.

TAG:

 

Yeah this things dying. I'm thinking of asking NP for an ATHF RPG. Whadda you guys think. If more than 2 people agree to be in it I'll ask her now.

I call Master Shake

 

OOC: But I don't want this RP to become dead... but all my characters are...

 

ATHF?

 

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

 

I'll join, even though i don't know anything about Aqua Teen Hanger Force!

Evil.

 

NP wont let me make the thread. ARRRGHHH! she said not while this one was in open. All in favor of abandoning the thread for an ATHF thread say aye.

Aye!

 

This thread doesnt allow Agua Teen Hunger Force characters. There is no reference to ATHF in the thread other then the characters I didnt allow. There is no reason why this should be locked to make a new completely different thread.

 

NP wont let us make one unless this one is locked first. besides, this on is dyin.

 

OOC as Mr. T/Orange Pac Monster

***FINAL POST***

Mr. T, not fully awake, stumbled out onto the landing where he was promptly eaten by one of those Metroid monster that elongate themselves out from the side walls, I don't know what they're called.

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Orange Pac Monster was on the bridge of the [i]Defender of Level 46[/i] when suddenly, the sun of th esystem he was in exploded, wiping out everything in a 100 billion mile radius.

 

Final IC Post with my characters (I think...)

Ridley's Fortress

• Ridley followed Mr. T to see where he had went, but the Metroids had eaten him.



• After shedding a few tears, Ridley went to the Hunter Metroids' breeding area, where all of the adolescents were located (2 Females, 2 Males). Ridley threw a switch labeled "Initialize Metroid Breeding Program". Soft relaxing music began to play, so as to get the Metroids "in the mood".



• Ridley left the little creatures alone while he watched more footage of Mon Mothma naked.



• Kraid was in the bathroom all night. He didn't come out until 5:30 AM.



• The Wave Trooper, Ice Trooper, and the Power Trooper got so drunk, they passed out on the floor and had a hangover. The Plasma Trooper got so high off Marijuana, he didn't know what was going on.



• Homsar ate the last of the pizza and provided cheap entertainment during the time that the Pirate Troopers were conscious. He immediatley had to go to the bathroom when he drank one sip of Michelob. Since Kraid wouldn't come out, Homsar made big mess on the floor. Between him and Kraid, the two of them really stunk up a whole section of the Fortress.



• After a whole night of partying, loud music, endless eating, porn flicks, experimenting with drugs, bathroom adventures, and Metroid sex, Ridley, Kraid, Homsar, and the Space Pirates went through with the first steps of their plan for conquering Homestar's town. They took possession of Bubs' Consession Stand and made 50% of what Bubs made. Then Ridley persuaded Marzipan to break up with Homestar and get with him. Next, the Pirate Troopers burned down Homestar's house and replaced it with Kraid's Cookie Stand. Afterwards, they imposed heavy taxes on everyone except Strong Bad and Marzipan. Finally, they allowed Homsar to run amuck with a lawnmower throughout the town.

TAG: Anyone who wants to reply/keep this thread going

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Mon Mothma went off in search of Mr. T. She was furious about the one-night-stand, and had diverted the entire rebel alliance to seeking him out. She eventually made her way to Ridley's fortress and broke in with an aluminum bat and a big, wooden mallet. With her was Princess Leia, Yoda, and that old guy from A New Hope who always sat around the Rebel base but never spoke. "Alright, where is he?"

Seeing pictures of herself with Mr. T plastered all over the walls, while people were plastered on the floors, chairs, toilet seats, and walls.

 

OOC: Alright! Let's keep this party going!

Ridley's Fortress

IC: Ridley

• Ridley recognized the woman who stormed into his Fortress immediatley - Mon Mothma. Oh ****!.



• "How did you get in here?! Where's who?!"

TAG: 7-7-7

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OOC: so this is dead?

IC: Final post with Nemisis

Nemisis sat freezing in the old base on hoth. He decided to get up and go kill spiderman and use his skin as a coat. He walked over to him and slashed at him with both his lightsabers.

TAG: Spidey

 

IC: Spider-Man, Last Post

Nemisis got up to slash Spider-man with his lightsabers, but spider man shot his with stinky web in the face, and escaped to the potside only to be eaten my a wampa.......

TAG: No one

IC: Prof. X, Last Post

Prof. X was sitting in his wheelchair when a Wookie came and pushed him out of the tree...........

TAG: No one

Evil.